Eu e ela 😍

Bees 🐝

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

Great news, son! The Turning Point USA All-American Halftime Show Is On!

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé. www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

The thing about dogs is they can’t watch commercials or get credit cards, so all dogfood is ultimately designed to appeal to *people*, not dogs Which is why I’m launching my new dogfood: “cat turds and small sticks”

they just added a sixth stage to grief called “monkey mode”

If I walk into a business and the owner’s kid is wandering around bothering customers, 100% I am shopping there for the rest of my life Even better if the owner is just a little bit rude to me That is a sign of a quality establishment right there

Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….

Doodles with Kids Doing some coloring with the kids.

it's my birthday today, which means you are legally required to catch up on my long-running wizard webcomic, which is ending in less than 30 pages! it's free, what do you have to lose www.widdershinscomic.com

Hourly Comics Day has MOVED! It's the 20th anniversary and we're taking a stand alongside our Black cartoonist members and friends to demand a change to honor Black History Month- draw your comics on the 8th, not the 1st! hourlycomicsday.com #hourlycomicsday #hourlycomicday #hcd

I think about this post a lot

Here’s a good list of organizations who are helping folks in Minnesota. Support them!

O Brother, Where Art Thou Big Naturals?

Hot take: All of our long-running comic strip character designs were frozen in amber at the exact wrong moment.

You use to have to rewind movies and they even made special machines just for that purpose

Since VW stopped making the Beetle many years ago, the opportunity to do a “Punch Buggy” has become vanishingly small So I have a proposal for a replacement I’m calling “Moron-Mobile,” where every time you see a cyber truck you shout “Moron-Mobile!” and punch the person next to you

@kiwi-ghost.bsky.social , @crispystar.bsky.social and I made this little short for Cartoon Recruit's animation jam, but we went a little overtime and missed the deadline 😅 So here it is now in all its glory- the theme was Doot doot! 🎺💀 [ #art ]

Logging on to the internet to see what my friends are up to like

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Me: No solo cartoonist should be expected to draw comics with the same detail level and complexity as comics created by multi-person teams. We should accept less intensive methods and results more readily for them. My brain: Except you tho Me: Yeah, except me

WOW!!!!!!!

Here’s to a very starchy new year

Kate Mulgrew’s assistant asked to borrow my pen at a comic convention so Mulgrew could sign autographs, but decided it was the wrong kind of pen

I thought that until literally right now

Merry almost-Christmas y'all! Here is this year's family Christmas Card

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Goldilocks waking up:

The only thing more annoying than a sci-fi/fantasy book introducing some fantastical object but not describing it is a sci-fi/fantasy book introducing a fantastical object and not describing it until HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK

I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

Neither hassled nor a hassle be

This moment will not last and the important thing now is to figure out how we can build a better system/society. Central to that is making sure everyone from the top to the bottom is brought to actual justice.

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

Hegseth: Actually, I said "Kill them all? No, survivors!"

Yes the baguette was three days old and hard as a rock Yes I did cram it so full of leftover thanksgiving food that it was too wide to fit it in mouth Yes I did eat it anyway and yes that sandwich did fuck up the roof of my mouth so bad that now, several hours later, it is still bleeding a little

This is astounding

Ah yes, the best place for a mudroom: only accessible by walking directly through the living room Also love that this dual laundry/ mudroom has two bathtubs in. I guess that’s where you wash the clothes since it has no washing machine

#DeathBlart I’m n the smart speaker, #MST3K on the tv, chicken frying on the stove Thanksgiving is off to a good start

Where does Luke Skywalker go when he needs a new automobile? Mandelor, because they make the beskar

Just trying to live my life here 🙄