Merry almost-Christmas y'all! Here is this year's family Christmas Card

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Goldilocks waking up:

The only thing more annoying than a sci-fi/fantasy book introducing some fantastical object but not describing it is a sci-fi/fantasy book introducing a fantastical object and not describing it until HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK

I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

Neither hassled nor a hassle be

This moment will not last and the important thing now is to figure out how we can build a better system/society. Central to that is making sure everyone from the top to the bottom is brought to actual justice.

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

Hegseth: Actually, I said "Kill them all? No, survivors!"

Yes the baguette was three days old and hard as a rock Yes I did cram it so full of leftover thanksgiving food that it was too wide to fit it in mouth Yes I did eat it anyway and yes that sandwich did fuck up the roof of my mouth so bad that now, several hours later, it is still bleeding a little

This is astounding

Ah yes, the best place for a mudroom: only accessible by walking directly through the living room Also love that this dual laundry/ mudroom has two bathtubs in. I guess that’s where you wash the clothes since it has no washing machine

#DeathBlart I’m n the smart speaker, #MST3K on the tv, chicken frying on the stove Thanksgiving is off to a good start

Where does Luke Skywalker go when he needs a new automobile? Mandelor, because they make the beskar

Just trying to live my life here 🙄

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#3157 A helpful tutorial

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

指は手のひらの中から動くイメージ！

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar... #WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

Your chilly sneer Of cold command Your trunkless legs Upon the sand Once awed the Persian, Turk, And Damascene A pedastal Beside your smirk Proclaims “Look up, You lazy jerk! Behold the mighty work Of great Jolene.”

Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."

Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula

My wife loves cheese My wife does not like spicy food So when she asked me to get her some Jamaican Patties, which come in “spicy” and “cheese” varieties, I naturally purchased the cheese ones I was shocked to learn this was the wrong choice

whoa

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

it's not FOR us

Quincy & Worcester

My wife’s problem is that she always orders way too much food and then she can’t finish it My problem is that I always order way too much food and then I CAN finish it

Vegetarian The kiddo is becoming more conscientious. Sort of.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm

“Excuse-a me?”

“I’m an eleven, but continue.”

How do you answer your phone?

Do it. Search your name. Take their money. It’s yours anyway.

This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x

This sounds like something Dale Gribble would do

it's not funny. cartoon wolves only blow their heads off when they're extremely horny

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