please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

Trump is going to make an announcement tomorrow telling everyone to drive more. He’s gonna do an executive order banning bicycles

When sharks narrowly avoid a dangerous situation, do they say they escaped by the teeth of their skin?

Is gender-affirming care for trans kids really a dangerous experiment? Who should be in charge of who gets it? Doctors and families? Or politicians? #protecttranskids 🏳️‍⚧️

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

GNU Terry Pratchett 🪻🖤 @terrypratchett.bsky.social

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art) Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

Emilie Tronche ("Samuel") directed "Ça pik un peu quand même", a music video for French-Korean singer Miki. Full MV >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1At...

I love being a guard for a crime boss, but I hate when coworkers hear a noise and go walk away and don’t come back. We were in the middle of a conversation, rude! Not my job to find him though.

As a 41 year old I gotta say, very excited about this whole putting fiber into soda thing they’ve been doing lately

if you need me ill be staring out the window in my ready room deep in thought

The thing that sucks about the distance between the big boss and peons isn't just "look how many multiples more the CEO's pay is" but that all the employees form a kind of insulation or armor so you can't hurt the boss with a boycott or vandalism without hurting employees first, or sometimes, only

My most controversial opinion is that the only part of the Chocolate Guy’s videos that interest me are the parts that aren’t made of chocolate Like yeah you can sculpt a photo realistic basket or whatever I’m just here for the sponge cake and jam filling

I don’t understand the point of those earbuds with the flesh colored microphones. It doesn’t hide the mic, it just makes the speaker look like they have a giant skin tag

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

Wow.

Doomed, Scrooge You’re doomed for all time Your future is a horror story Written by your crime

there are only two moods as an artist

Eu e ela 😍

Bees 🐝

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

Great news, son! The Turning Point USA All-American Halftime Show Is On!

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé. www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

The thing about dogs is they can’t watch commercials or get credit cards, so all dogfood is ultimately designed to appeal to *people*, not dogs Which is why I’m launching my new dogfood: “cat turds and small sticks”

If I walk into a business and the owner’s kid is wandering around bothering customers, 100% I am shopping there for the rest of my life Even better if the owner is just a little bit rude to me That is a sign of a quality establishment right there

Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….

Doodles with Kids Doing some coloring with the kids.

it's my birthday today, which means you are legally required to catch up on my long-running wizard webcomic, which is ending in less than 30 pages! it's free, what do you have to lose www.widdershinscomic.com

Hourly Comics Day has MOVED! It's the 20th anniversary and we're taking a stand alongside our Black cartoonist members and friends to demand a change to honor Black History Month- draw your comics on the 8th, not the 1st! hourlycomicsday.com #hourlycomicsday #hourlycomicday #hcd

I think about this post a lot

Here’s a good list of organizations who are helping folks in Minnesota. Support them!

O Brother, Where Art Thou Big Naturals?

Hot take: All of our long-running comic strip character designs were frozen in amber at the exact wrong moment.

You use to have to rewind movies and they even made special machines just for that purpose

Since VW stopped making the Beetle many years ago, the opportunity to do a “Punch Buggy” has become vanishingly small So I have a proposal for a replacement I’m calling “Moron-Mobile,” where every time you see a cyber truck you shout “Moron-Mobile!” and punch the person next to you

@kiwi-ghost.bsky.social , @crispystar.bsky.social and I made this little short for Cartoon Recruit's animation jam, but we went a little overtime and missed the deadline 😅 So here it is now in all its glory- the theme was Doot doot! 🎺💀 [ #art ]

Logging on to the internet to see what my friends are up to like

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Me: No solo cartoonist should be expected to draw comics with the same detail level and complexity as comics created by multi-person teams. We should accept less intensive methods and results more readily for them. My brain: Except you tho Me: Yeah, except me

WOW!!!!!!!

Here’s to a very starchy new year