Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

My dog when she noticed my wife had left the gate to the stairs open and she managed to sneak upstairs undetected and ate all the cat food she could find

I've Never Been There. I actually never go to Restaurants. *For Years*. Ha. I really don't like Other People Touching My Food. ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌ 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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You can put too much sugar in pancakes and it just completely undermines the sweetness of the syrup

And they hate gay people.

Isn’t Cracker Barrel’s real problem that they serve bad food?

Kissing the fucking ring... 🤦🏼‍♂️

💥BUT WHAT DOES JOE ROGAN THINK?!???💥 💢😵💢

Cracker Barrel has cracked under pressure, and brought back the barrel. The new logo is dead and Uncle Hershal is here to stay, per the company’s social media.

This is what happens when idiots vote for idiots and everyone will eventually pay a heavy price (except for the Uber rich that are literal criminals). Riddle me this, America, when did it become Kosher for the dumbest most absurdly corrupt assholes to rule you/us? www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/u...

Wow, talk about dense. This guy is hopeless.

I was worried they were starting to get it. It doesn’t appear that will happen anytime soon though.

Forever

I bet George Lucas will not be to thrilled with this bullshit

You mean to tell me that THESE BITCHES DON'T RESPECT COPYRIGHT LAW?!?!?!?!? #TheFuckingGALL! 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

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Well... she does have one thing going for her... she KNOWS how to kiss Trump right directly on the pooper!!! 🤮

In really fking hate every second of air taken up by these psychotic sycophants!!

“As long as the general population is passive, apathetic, diverted to consumerism, or hatred of the vulnerable – then the powerful can do as they please, and those who survive will be left to contemplate the outcome.” Noam Chomsky

THE PEDOGATE‼️

"Acosta took what was a prepared, 60-count federal indictment that could have landed Epstein in prison for the rest of this life many times over, and turned it into the sweetest plea bargain in the world." Rep. Raskin previews why congressional Democrats are so eager to hear from Alex Acosta.

I am an American who is 🔥IMMORTALLY-DISGUSSSSSSSTED🔥 by a simple-minded tyrant..." 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿 ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Stand up when history and knowledge are suppressed. The Trump administration’s recent actions concerning our Smithsonian museums cannot be ignored. Do the right thing! Speak up and speak out!

This is gross.

The war on knowledge doth continue

CONCERNING!!!

Pritzker responds to Trump's weight comments: ‘It takes one to know one’

Pritzkers don’t give in to bullies! Stay strong, JB! Wonderful speech you gave in response to that clear and present danger occupying the White House!! 👍👍‼️

& Pets Too!