GO #MARINERS!!!

I love this!! 🥰

#Blackhawk helicopter orbiting NW of #Milwaukie right now, not beaconing on #ADS-B. Apparently, the helicopter that's been circling the protests at the #Portland #ICE facility – according to the tail number that's CLEARLY VISIBLE – that aircraft hasn't left #Everett, #Washington in three weeks. 🤔

Yesterday, I attended the #Oregon #AMS 33rd Annual #Winter #Weather Forecast Conference at #OMSI. Always an interesting peek at what local forecasters think the upcoming Winter will be like. The main takeaway from this year's conference can be summed up by this one slide:

And there it is...

Senator Jeffrey Merkley claims that Trump is orchestrating a fabricated riot in order to invoke the Insurrection Act.

#GoMariners!!

This is a cool new #feature! Or is it a #bug? I dunno, but every time I #scroll down my #feed now "too far" the #BlueSky #app locks up, then it boots me out to this screen. If it's a feature, I don't want it. If it's a bug, it needs fixin'!

🚨Jim Carrey’s fresh out of fucks, and we are here for it!

My backyard volcano would like to say Good Morning! 🌞 #PNW #Sunrise #MtHood #Portland #Oregon

Oh NO-uh!! Someone berated and yelled at a Capitol Police officer?!? *clutches pearls* How DARE they!! *scoffs* The DISreSPECT!!! 😱

Because exploitation, enslavement, rape, torture, dismemberment and genocide are all deeply rooted American traditions that we must cherish and celebrate with a Federal Holiday! Continuing my annual tradition from other platforms...

"Pay Attention!!"

Portland Police understands the task...

"War ravaged"

This is mandatory. #IYKYK

Ads like this #WhatsApp attention whore should be fucking illegal! There's no [X] to close or dismiss it, it keeps moving to position itself over top of what I'm trying to read, and it's incredibly fucking annoying! The "bald head" ad repeating over and over and over again isn't much better.

Good morning, from deep inside "war ravaged" #Portland #Oregon

Heads up #Portland peeps!!

Awww, that's amazing!! 🥰

Okay Microsoft, we'll see how that plays out... 🤔

Sometimes, autocorrect is hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Oopsies! 😂🤣😂

Oopsies! 😂🤣😂

My backyard volcano looks exceptionally beautiful this morning! 🌋 #MtHood 🌄 #Sunrise 🌇 #Portland 💙 #Oregon 🌲 #Cascadia 💚 #PNW

My backyard volcano looks exceptionally beautiful this morning! 🌋 #MtHood 🌄 #Sunrise 🌇 #Portland 💙 #Oregon 🌲 #Cascadia 💚 #PNW

#Sunrise from my office in #Downtown #Portland this morning. #AlmostOctober

"Really makes you think, doesn't it?"

Every now and then, I come across a song that I believe is absolutely perfect. I just found one this evening while BBQing some pork chops... I hope anyone who listens to this enjoys it as much as I did! 🥰 #TwistedPsykie

#FoxNews #BrianKilmeade has their blood on his hands. He *literally* called for this 2 days ago. He needs to be charged for incitement, at the very least. He is complicit!

I decided to do my own little #Oktoberfest on my grill this evening, complete with a gamut of locally made Festbiers! Frohe Oktoberfest! 🇩🇪 Auf geht's zur Wiesn! 🥰

I couldn't have said it any more perfectly myself...

So, Biggs is now a #Dejected Boy? An #Apologetic Boy? A #meek, and #modest, #timid, #shy, and #unassuming Boy? 🎼🎵🎶 There was a boy. A very strange, enchanted boy. They say he wandered very far, Very far, over land and sea. A little shy and sad of eye, Not very wise was he... 🎶🎵||

Finally! The first real rain of Autumn. Not just thick morning dew, or a light drizzle, or a handful of raindrops hopelessly squeezed out of a dying cloud – this is a roof pounding, puddle forming, gully washing, tree drooping, deep soaking, parched Earth reviving, heavy rainy day! I sure hope so.

Exactly this.

I'm pretty sure I just got ripped off by #OregonLottery. I played 10-spot #Keno, +multiplier, 10 games. It's a $20 ticket At the end of 10 games, my score was: 1: 0 2: 0 1: 0 3: 0 5: $2 x2 = $4 1: 0 2: 0 2: 0 4: 0 5: $2 x1 = $2 She ran the ticket and it came back "not a winner." Should be $6. 🤔

I guess they suddenly had a lot of feelings... 🤷🏼‍♂️

While the shooting death of #CharlieKirk is horrible, I'm finding it difficult to feel sorry for a guy who made an entire career out of being a divisive, racist piece of shit, quoted as saying "gun deaths are worth the cost" for preservation of the 2nd Amendment. You reap what you sow, asshole... 🤷🏼‍♂️

I'm so glad it finally rained last night... 😁 And from what I understand, it's supposed to rain all week. #Summer is finally over! 🌧️🍃🍂🍁🎑

I just finished Season 4 of #Upload (final season), and now I'm a complete wreck. It hit so deep, on so many different levels... Emotionally, I'm beside myself right now. It seems weird for such a superficial show, but reflecting upon my life and current circumstance... Fuck me!

This needs to go #viral...

#Bela is the new #covfefe

Had an Estate sale today. This is just a snippet from a conversation with a friend this evening. I don't like this headspace.

This boy is my spirit animal.

Arnold would be a far better president 💪🏻

Hey #McDonalds When I go through your drive thru and order "Number 9 (2 cheeseburger meal), Large, EXTRA PICKLES, EXTRA ONIONS, and a Root Beer." I feel like this kind of bullshit is deliberate... Like seriously, what the actual fuck?!?

I can't say online what I would do if I saw this shit happening in my neighborhood, but you would definitely hear my name mentioned on the news. Or, you'd at least hear about my actions. When – THE FUCK – is it time to escalate our revolt? Marching in the streets is cute. IT'S TIME TO DO MORE!!!