Hey you guys it’s too much liquid

you know, we had this extraordinary period of high growth and low interest rates that was completely squandered and basically none of the tech elite lost their jobs or reputations over it

Do you ever want to scratch your own eyes out from witnessing something so cute?

Binjuice. Must remember to use.

Become ungovernable #BecomeUngovernable

Howard Stern says he feels for Disney, but he’s canceling Disney+. “I’m trying to say with my pocketbook that I do not support what they’re doing with Jimmy.” x.com/sternshow/st...

Flying ear break

Jimmy Kimmel and other late-night comedians have certainly said things about me that I found offensive, even outrageous. It never crossed my mind to call up the networks and say, "Hey, get rid of this guy." Because that's not how America works. play.prx.org/listen?ge=pr...

Harrison Butker missed all those kicks because he was upset he was unable to go to his best friend’s fake propaganda funeral, and you’re making fun of him?? You all have a lot of growing up to do.

More at #StCharlieKirk

If they can rewrite his life so can we.

I don’t have enough faces to face palm over this. God these people are idiots assholes, Carlson in particular using an old anti-Semitic trope at a fucking memorial

I’ve watched this 3 times now

Get in losers, we’re grieving

September 22nd: American Business Women's Day Chainmail Day Dear Diary Day Elephant Appreciation Day Fall Equinox Falls Prevention Awareness Day Hobbit Day Intl Day of Radiant Peace Natl Centenarians Day Natl Family Day Natl Girls' Night in Day Natl Ice Cream Cone Day Celebrate accordingly! 🎁🎂🥳

Earthquake! I said out loud “who’s shaking the bed? Asshole”. Big enough to wake me up. Went on for longer than most I’ve experienced. #earthquake

Being something of a hardware hoarder since hardware stores are my favorite thing in the world, I may have a stash I can part with for very inflated prices. I gots nails and drill bits too. And lots and lots of wire of various gauges. #screw #tariff #hoarder

Wonder if the hacker is Musk. Jaguar makes the Waymo automated self driving robo taxi vehicles, a direct competitor w Musk’s failing self driving vehicles

“Sorry I called you a pedo. Could you reinstate the EV credits?”

Zen and the Art of Cat Maintenance

Not a cult

Jesus was deported—leaving all the heavy lifting to this guy.

Only a good guy with a gun could have stopped the bad guy with a gun in an open and concealed carry state that requires no registration for the gun used to murder the gun rights activist in a crowd of people who were all carrying guns

This is the only time of the year you can post this.

They don’t seem very sad that he died

Snacking for free speech on #CATURDAY

Wonder why it was a closed doors gig?

Hey, just letting everyone know my liability insurance is through a company called Hiscox. #Penis

Ah, the golden age of Murica

Who wore it better?

I didn’t do it I did it but it wasn’t illegal It was illegal but you can’t prove it You can prove it but Biden woke Hillary Venezuela

“Don’t call us fascist, it hurts our feelings and when we do Hitler things we’ll say “look what you made us do!”

“The Gothic Web Ring consists of over 640 sites.” [2005]

Satire is protected speech and we didn’t need to have a trial to know that

What about the Antifa gift certificate we got for my cat’s quinceañera? She’s been in Milwaukee with her HS debate team, hasn’t had any time to shop on your site & we just keep getting error messages when we try to add the Antifa gold litter box to the cart

Cancelling Disney+ also means no Disney characters toys, T-shirts, and mugs. No trips to any Disney park, on any Disney cruise. No ESPN. No Hulu. No ABC shows, news, live tv events. It means saying no to your kids when they want a Disney product. Just say no. #CancelDisney #kimmel #cancelABC

This drawing. Share it wide and far and credit @tallfroguy.bsky.social

Okay but if Eisner was CEO now and he saw dollar signs in the clouds he wouldn’t be taking this high stairway to heaven?

A Los Angeles protester charged with assaulting a border patrol agent in June was acquitted on Wednesday after US immigration officials were accused in court of lying about the incident. www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

Maybe Dems (or anyone with a heart) should introduce the same date, October 14th as the "National Day of Remembrance for George Floyd" since that's his birthday as well and he was murdered by a white nationalist, right wing pig.

Googglee eyes in real life

I really do try to follow back and I apologize for not following through. I click follow, look at that person’s profile and 30 min later I’m down a rabbit hole of their posts and then the next thing you know it’s 4am. Forgive me.

Oh My!