Elie Mystal on why the GOP needs the illusion of a Trump third term

Casual reminder as snap benefits are fucked but if you witness someone steal at the store no you didn't Be more like the kid from terminator with this dope ass mullet

I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum. www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...

Donegan's columns are always smart and insightful--this one nails the Dems' weird commitment to white masculinity www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

GREAT thread--never let someone who hates unions tell you how unions work, especially not if it's JD fuckin Vance

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change one letter, ruin a candy Cutterfingers

Milky Wad

change one letter, ruin a candy Baby Tuth

hey uh what the fuck

the Emo Phillips is not for you, girl

come for the shade, stay for the eclipse

we had a good run

SCOOP --> Major new Bidenworld autopsy just dropped: 45 former Biden officials candidly assess their mistakes and failings in new Roosevelt Institute report. They lay out the beginnings of a Project 2029 agenda to reverse authoritarian tide. Details in my new piece: newrepublic.com/article/2023...

a giant, huge loss for jazz

hey dummy, show me whether Missouri is a client state or not

"i took the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, found it difficult, and badly understood what i was being asked to do" is not a great sign

Love to show how smart I am by bragging about my score on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment.

Grandpa is confusing an IQ test with a dementia test. And he thinks a 36-year-old would have problems passing the latter. Which is definitely not a sign of cognitive decline.

Trying to think about what Jasmine Crockett and AOC have in common that might prompt him to call them "low IQ"...

holy racist POS

SNAP is probably the most effective federal dollar we spend in terms of long term domestic economic outcomes. that isn’t why you should support it; you should support it because it is a moral imperative to feed the hungry. but it’s why even a growth-oriented ghoul shouldn’t oppose it.

BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes. Please Use it and SHARE! ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

I can’t get over a media that spent years dwelling on gaffes telling us which Presidential crimes aren’t a big deal

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.” youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

Now I'm just a simple country lawyer but I don't think Nazis should be in the news this often

update: male loneliness epidemic solved

welp

When idiot Ron Schneider was born in 1963, the infant mortality rate was 29/1,000. It is now close to 5/1,000. So, no, children were NOT healthier when he was a kid. And he was, clearly, dropped on his head.

Jokeabin

how am I not liking this?

our actual adversaries are very pleased

how does Oz's face look pre-punched?

parking over everything.

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/

hey look! its TACO Thursday! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

too literal to be a metaphor but still

This is what it used to look like inside the lobby area.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom

Rhea Seehorn leading a trippy new show? yes PLEASE www.imdb.com/video/imdb/v...

would skate to this (but don't the estate of Wagner about the "Theme from 2001" part)

angel hair--don't want to think about hairy angels and it just clumps together, like if an angel who was losing their hair took a really long shower in my bathroom

This is very good clereviewofbooks.com/into-the-man...

put THAT on a mug, my "I'm perfectly aware of how fucking awesome I am" mug is starting to fade a bit

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase. The President is building an army to attack his own country.