Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me

The next reconstruction: - Expand the House to 700 Seats - Use MMP to create a multi-party system with PR - Use RCV for US Senate elections - End the filibuster + add DC - Limit the power of the Supreme Court - Expand the court to 13 Justices - Term limits and ethics rules for the court

TPM SPECIAL REPORT: ICE at the polls, purged voter rolls, ballot seizure, and efforts to block certification: Joe Morelle and other House Dems have put together a team that’s planning to confront ‘150 threats’ that could cause midterm election interference. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/house-d...

i suppose nazi immigration and customs enforcement is a better name after all

You mean this pic? Yes he did.

Yikes! Fox 5 caught on hot mic talking about the security at the Correspondents Dinner. "They have like two random chicks holding the front door open. Like guys, they're not even trying anymore...they're not even secret service people. It's like the girls who work here are holding the door."

PabloReports: Donald Trump is complaining about the results in Virginia. He seems to be very distressed. AOC: I’m sooo sorry for his heartbreak at this moment, and I look forward to adding ten more Democratic colleagues in November.

Holy sh*t THIS IS THE KIND OF AD DEMOCRATS NEED TO MAKE!!! Expose Republicans as the out-of-touch ASSH*LES they are. SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!! #EarthDay

North Carolina, a 51 percent Trump state

For the record: The Washington Post can go fuck itself. Support pro-democracy media that doesn't have its head stuck up Donald Trump's ass. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

Amidst all the GOP whining tonight, a reminder that the Democrats would currently control the House were it not for the late, illegal GOP gerrymandering in GA & NC in 2024.

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

He is a liar.

If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

Ossoff: I don’t know if you saw, but JD Vance was in Georgia this week. Don’t worry—no one showed up. The stadium was empty.

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TRUMP, throwing insults at Pope Leo: “weak on crime” “terrible for foreign policy” “catering to the Radical Left” “owes his position to me” “sit down and mind your own business” POPE LEO, unbothered: “We are called to love.”

HOWLING

"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...."

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

To quote Bill Murray in “Tootsie”: “That is one NUTTY hospital.”

This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job

BREAKING: Hungary just saw a stunning political shakeup. Opposition leader Péter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán personally called to congratulate him on his victory, marking the imminent end to Orbán’s long grip on power.

Trump's gerrymandering push wasn't subtle. He wanted Republican House control. Virginia can counter with a voter approved measure. Don't let authoritarianism win. Vote YES on April 21st. #VirginiaVoteYes

Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

Sánchez to Trump: Spain won’t ‘applaud those who set the world on fire just because they then show up with a bucket’

Wisconsin liberals have just won another state Supreme Court election, in what is shaping up to be a blowout. Importantly: Liberals are now sure to hold a majority on this court during the 2028 cycle and through at least 2030. New in @boltsmag.org: boltsmag.org/wisconsin-su...

Stay ungovernable 😉🐕

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

👇👇

Gas prices are risen.. $4.11 AAA

Non-expert here and I, too, am dubious.

I did not expect to be jump scared by a Charles Barkley blimp during my commute. 😂

A WIRED analysis of DHS records identified dozens of specialized federal agents who used force against US civilians during the largest known deployment of its kind in US history. www.wired.com/story/border...

Go get the mofo, Marc.

Can they transfer us to the right department. 🤡

. Oh sorry. You mean *this* photo?

Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business https://theonion.com/jesus-clarifies-return-will-be-strictly-limited-to-carpentry-business/

Democratic Party slams own Senate candidate as GOP plant after Trump support revealed #RawStory

Fact checking fraud claims: Heritage Foundation documented 1,620 cases of voter fraud from 1982-2025, including 100 cases of noncitizens voting. That's about 0.000008% of more than 1.3 billion votes cast in presidential elections in that time. Linda Qiu www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

Good one in NYC.

Walz: Welcome to the freest state in the nation—a state where you love who you choose to love, a state where you make your own healthcare decisions, a state where you worship—or not—according to your own beliefs, and maybe most importantly, a state where everyone belongs.

Holy New York.

Elizabeth Banks

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

The exact same election rules are now in place when Republicans won the presidency, house and senate in 2024. But now suddenly Republicans are unable to win another election without the SAVE Act because everyone has been cheating. Makes sense.