He’s firing a general - during wartime - for *this*? We’ve got to be the dumbest country in the history of the world.

My favorite part of the Passover Seder is when we get to the part where Moses came riding up on a quasar.

Lousy Smarch weather…

Ohhhh, shit! Daredevil: Born Again drops on Tuesday nights? I thought it was Wednesday! So I’m gonna have two episodes of DD:BA AND an episode of Invincible when I get home? It’s on!😎

"El Nino! Spanish for the ..... Nino!"

Uhm… So what constitutes “going viral”?

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We already knew that Emerson is a girl’s name, and Laken Riley proves that Laken is also a girl’s name. If your last name is Palmer, you have the opportunity to give your daughter the funniest name.

Good thing this pre-roll came with directions!

I’m bought for the price of NY Yankee Ben Rice The wind buffs the stadium you speak of your life

Happy Opening Day!

Shit, that’s the last time I take legal advice from @nytpitchbot.bsky.social. Turns out, snorting cocaine off toilet seats in airport bathrooms is, in fact, still illegal😕

Jeremy’s speakin’ - all over the place Ya can’t shut him up Kooky boy with that kooky thing that he’s doin’… In that craaaaazy way!

Hittin’ The Note from 03 is a GREAT album, one of The Brothers’ very best. Every song’s a banger, sincerely. And most of them stayed in the repertoire until the end. To someine unfamiliar, they’d be indistinguishable to the 70’s classics. One of the better and least appreciated Late Era albums.🤘

I’m listening to a live Pumpkins show from ‘93 and Billy just pronounced it “See-a-meeze” Dream WTF

This is despicable. Shame on you Netanyahu. Orban is a Putin puppet & an authoritarian thug. Orban is an enemy of freedom. Like Trump & Orban, you are siding with Putin, a fascist, over the free world. You further isolate Israel, you give Israel a bad name, and you increase hatred of Israel. Resign.

Yeah, it’s definitely a Fkecktones kind of day

Them and me both!

Everything is green and submarine

It’s actually pretty easy for me since I’ve read Dune Messiah. There isn’t much to be spoiled, so I’ll see Doomsday Friday night so I don’t have to avoid *those* spoilers and Dune Part III on Saturday afternoon when I can really savor it. Gonna be a fun weekend!

Don’t Stop Believin

Heyyyy there🎶 Computer geek🎵 You’ll be connected - in no time🎶

Who do you think sang Touch of Gray at more live concerts; Jerry or Bobby?

I mean, voting IS important. But…. Dafuq?

She *KNOWS* that she‘s spewing nonsense straw men for an audience of one and just doesn’t care that she looks like a complete dunce to the rest of us. SAD!

Can someone please explain to me the difference between ‘Improv’ and ‘Open Improv’ on MMW setlists? They both appear very often and I can’t tell any discernible difference. Anyone?

Lousy Smarch weather

Please? Can this *PLEASE* be Peak-Stupid? I'm not sure we can survive *this*, but if things get any stupider, we won't make it to April.

Rubio’s feet not being big enough to fit into the shoes his been asked to wear almost seems too on the nose…

SMDH

Until as recently as 39 million years ago, we just called them ‘hoppers’.

It was fun posting and reading everyone’s highest and lowest rated shows, but I disagree with both of my lists. My favorite show ever - 12/29/97 - is rated my 13th best. And Wingsuit isn’t in my bottom 5? Nor are those NYE Run ‘11 or ‘12 shows? The PNC show where Trey forgot Divided Sky? Weird.

Put your Wingsuit on!

The key to winning an argument is to say "Zing!" after you make your point. There is no way to counter that.

God, I hate Mondays😡

The puppy that’s been waking me up at 5:00am for walks the past few weeks has no concept of daylight savings time! Damn right, I’m getting an extra hour of sleep!

Is this constitutional? It doesn't *SEEM* constitutional...

Good luck, Shamwow Guy

“And she rose above the houses and the people and the chimneys”

Mace is giving her a hard time for knowing Lutnick while he’s currently sitting on trumps cabinet? …okay?

You know which song that @phish.com has NOT played horns that they most should? Horn.

“Supplies are limited”? It’s a discount not an object.

I love Ryan Gosling.

Oh, goddamnit! Not only did he not die last night, but he made things worse. Again.

This is weird; not only did I get Sphere through the TM onsale, but between PTBM and TM this morning, I have everything I need less than 1 hour after the TM onsale. ...what am I supposed to do with myself, now?

I watched the Scrubs revival, it was fine I guess. If they want it to succeed, they need to bring back Janitor stat!

Can people stop talking about what they do or do not have on their friggin”Bingo cards”? It was clever-ish for a minute, but was played out by April 2020. Please, stop.