Don’t let the name scare you, Timmy. It’s not really a floor.

Phish Trey Vida Blue Phil The Dead/The Other Ones Merl Saunders MMW Claypool From Good Homes God Street Wine Railroad Earth Umphrey’s McGee Robert Randolph & the Family Band The Allman Brothers Band Govt Mule Deep Banana Blackout Disco Biscuits String Cheese

I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t think that this Trump guy is doing a very good job as president.

President misses own son’s wedding due to high-level not wanting to go

Introduce yourself with ten bands you've seen live: The Allman Brothers REM James Brown Jeff Beck Radiohead Phish Jimmy Page & Robert Plant Sígur Rós Smashing Pumpkins The Beastie Boys

I looked it up. It's legit. Joint Base Andrews. Huge leak of jet fuel, contaminating soil and a creek that flows directly into the Potomac. This happened between 1/26 — 3/26. And they flat out covered it up. Incompetence + Dishonesty = Potential Catastrophes.

Would preferring early 70’s The Other Ones to early 70’s Dark Stars be considered a “hot take”?

Feeling good was easy, Lord, when Bobby sang the blues…

Heh, Shuffle-God’s sense of humor is still intact

I sincerely don’t understand how there is THIS much demand for self storage space.

😂💥😂💥😂💥😂

Name a song with "girl" in the title but replace girl with squirrel: Squirrel, You’ll Be A Woman Soon

Xennials: All we’ve ever really wanted to do is to dip our balls in it

Have a Bad Mother of a day

I don’t know about you guys, but *MY* favorite polyethnic Cajun slamgrass band is Leftover Salmon

I’m no lawyer or theologian, but isn’t this against one of the Ten Commandments?

CECOT was a friend of mine…

In my last 10 Phish shows, I’ve seen: Access Me, Spock’s Brain, Lengthwise, Cream(!), a 30-minute Tweezer, a 37-minute Fuego (aka Dark Puddle), a 37-minute Ruby Waves, and a 40-minute Sand. Including a Sphere show. Oh, and a full Gamehendge, with narration. That’s a pretty, pretty good stretch.

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

In my last 7 Phish shows, I’ve seen 4 30+-minute jams, three topping 37 minutes. Those dudes are in their 60’s - Shits crazy!

Imagine @markhamillofficial.bsky.social, hero to millions, calling you out personally for corruption? Luke Skywalker, himself! That’s gotta be rough for Kash…

We really are the best fan base ever. Frankly, they’re lucky to have us.

WOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!! I’m doing the Dark Puddle Mamba in celebration🎉

Nanu nanu!

So say we all🖖

Man, I’m really thankful I spent all that money and went to all that effort to go to just a single Sphere show (4/23). TOTALLY worth it; it surpassed (high) expectations and is all I’ve thought about for a week+. Is this a ridiculous statement: ‘I can’t think of a better show I was at since IT’?

Am I living truth or rank deceiver?

‘Count Dankula’ was my nickname in college.

I can’t think of a time where this has ever happened, beyond ordering a drink in my 20’s. The fuck is this shmohawk talking about?

4 6 8 9 3 5 7 2 1 #RankibgThesPHere

As much credit as I’d like to take for going 5-for-5, this is the only night I’ve gotten more than 2, and it’s the final night of a 9 show, no repeat run. Doesn’t really take a savant.

I forgot about Ass Handed, which is obviously obvious

Back On the Train Ether Edge My Friend My Friend Llama Ruby Waves #Phish #Pick5

You know what product had the best ad campaign? Nut & Honey

Kill Devil Ruby Waves Twist Shade Sightless Escape #Phish #Pick5

Pillow Jets Back On the Train The Meatstick Sand Lonely Trip #Phish #Pick5

He’s got the political instincts of a bunny rabbit

Damn, 4/23 absolutely rips

Truth. Not a whiny, sniveling, pathetic bitch. 🖕🏻 WEAK ASS BETA BOY

Why isn’t Dark Puddle reflected on my stats!?😡 Best. Song. EVER! @phish.net @zzyzx.bsky.social

Pretty excited to get this bad boy framed

Chalkdust Pillow Jets Shade Sand Dark Puddle (Reprise) #phish #oick5

whoa

Got a Banzuela foil🤘

My room is round

Who else is wide awake, bored af, and looking for something to do in Vegas?

Vegas, baby!