This week in UK media: 🍺 A pub “goes woke” 🍊 GB News begs Trump to save Britain 💁‍♀️ Sandra from HR is the real creeping threat. 👩‍⚖️ Jenrick yells at judges 🕺🏻 The Express declares war on dancers It’s all Bearly Newsworthy.

Politico: "Boris Johnson breached anti-sleaze rules (again) after failing to come clean about work he is said to have done for two firms without consulting regulators...Johnson sought to link firms up with foreign government representatives & entered into contracts without consulting the watchdog."

No shit www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.bbc....

Police are looking for witnesses or any information. Contact details in the article. Keep sharing. www.mylondon.news/news/transpo...

Profiteers will cost the NHS an arm and a leg The NHS, born in 1948 alongside me, has saved millions - yet today both major parties bleed it dry, trading care for corporate profit northeastbylines.co.uk/news/health/...

Someone just sent me this - and it should be a lesson to everyone to never count your chickens before they’re hatched. And on that note, I shall continue what is referred to as a “dedicated & unrelenting character assassination campaign” against the

How wonderful. I can only imagine, should the Nobel Institute have taken leave of their senses, what the tangerine dictator’s response would have been😱 humility, gratitude …..

For the love of God just tell Trump the Nobel Peace Prize is only ever awarded to people who have left office, ideally midterm and in a hurry, why are we wasting this golden opportunity

Oh dear Kleptocunt-In-Chief didn't get his Nobel Peace Prize cry harder donny you pissy little snowflake

UK poverty crisis laid bare as 500,000 children living in families trapped in benefits debt cycle www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Nailed it again!

Happy #WorldMentalHealthDay lovely phone family. There's no shame in admitting you're not doing great or you need support. There's always someone who will listen, so reach out if you need to and check in on loved ones. Be kind to yourself and each other. Have a peaceful day 🥰 #HaveCourageAndBeKind ❤️

No satisfactory answers have ever been provided to the questions in this article, for example.

"The need is urgent for some coalition of politicians to take the lead and state baldly that Brexit was an error." "The public is clearly ready to see Brexit reversed. There cannot be a single industry that would oppose it. The need is for leadership." https://bit.ly/42Btcnf

This is how a split vote on the centre and left allows Reform to win in hundreds of parliamentary constituencies next time around. The day after the GE in 2029, a lot of very surprising - and surprised - parts of the country are going to wake up with Reform MPs.

Bad people can thrive in their lifetimes, but history will (almost) always catch up with them eventually. Trump can preen and pout and posture all he likes, but his only reward will be eventual ignimony. In the meantime, every well-deserved slap in his face should be treasured. #NobelPeacePrize

A pub “gone woke”, activist judges, a “revenge” plot by Ursula von der Leyen and a Lithuanian Ballerina personally trying to bring down Western Civilisation - this week’s headlines truly outdid themselves. All in Bearly Newsworthy, the round-up of what happened in the news this week (or didn't).

Fiona Bruce, "I'm going to move on. I know you want to come in Zack, you'll definitely get your chance" After letting Zia Yusuf spew drivel for 1 minute and 55 seconds, Fiona Bruce cuts off Zack Polanski and doesn't let him correct Yusuf

Yes yes yes. Why can’t his supporters see him for what he is? He’s definitely not patriotic or likely to improve anyone’s life but his own. He is a traitor.

Our moronic prez, the Felon in Chief, the liar, the grifter, Putin's Bag Boy, is trying to drag yet more cash and adulation out of this Presidency. It's simply embarassing.

The piece of shit is still bombing Gaza.

Who benefits from the abolition of stamp duty land tax? The first answer: people buying very expensive homes. Average saving for someone buying a £10m+ home is £1.7m. Average saving for someone buying a £250k-£500k home is £5k.

You *really* should be by now but you don’t *actually* have to call them liars or racists, if it offends your commitment to now almost entirely redundant BBC principles of ‘objectivity’ & ‘ balance’. You just have to ask them again & again & again to justify their words & explain their exact meaning

I’ve been saying this for ten years now but possibly not often enough: Ask Them What They Think The Words They’re Using Mean. And then ask them to name the ‘problematic’ people. We had ‘sovereignty’, ‘laws’ & ‘unelected bureaucrats’. The US now has ‘Antifa’, the ‘radical left’ & ‘insurrection’. Ask!

I wish I shared everyone’s optimism regarding Gaza. Firstly, as many say, this is Trump. He is doing this because of a plane and a prize. Secondly, unless the US and Israel fund the rebuilding of Gaza, then radicalisation will come with the young generation who have seen such horror and brutality.

I sometimes worry I exaggerate the collective madness of our media but the people who cheered Brexit, Boris Johnson & Liz Truss's mini-budget are now applauding Kemi Badenoch's speech. 'Parallell universe' doesn't come close. I suppose her not falling over is a win of sorts for them at the moment.

Probably would never have put this in words, but …….

It’s being called “Trump’s peace plan” but I can’t be the only one who thinks he had fuck all to do with it. I’m convinced he just blackmailed people - “call it Trump’s or I won’t support it” He’s a petulant, pathetic parasite on the world, incapable of altruistic, detailed thinking about anything.

Customers of five water firms are facing higher than expected rises to their inflation-busting bills after the companies disputed limits imposed by the industry regulator news.sky.com/story/custom...

I see Reform UK are on #BBCQT again tonight, would one of the other panelists kindly ask Is it fiscally responsible for Nathan Gill to make anti EU, pro Russia statements in exchange for bribes But for Nigel Farage to make anti EU, pro Russia statements, without bribes?

Twelve Jobs Nigel has earned over £1 million in additional income since the general election. To understand the scale of it, since the July 2024 election he's earned roughly £100k more as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion than Starmer gets as PM. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

www.theguardian.com/business/202... WHY is this happening @labouruk.bsky.social ? Why are you putting shareholders and CEO’s above the health of the population? You have a huge majority! You are squandering it. You should be unequivocally backing Clive Lewis’s @labourlewis.bsky.social bill !!

NEW: Palestinians moving back towards Gaza City are being fired upon. Israeli forces say the ceasefire does not exist until the government votes for it. At least 8 Palestinians have been killed in Gaza since dawn. (🎥 Al Jazeera)

I really thought Israel had promised to cease hostilities against the Palestinians in Gaza. Or is there something wrong with my eyes?

A seal on the pontoon this morning

Sounds about right.

Trump's $100,000 skilled worker visa fee gives Britain a golden opportunity to attracted global talent. Needless to say, we're going to piss it away because we're scared of upsetting Nigel Farage. inews.co.uk/opinion/trum...

⬇️ Almost 2,000 companies experienced medicine shortages last year because of Brexit. 🏥 The NHS has been badly damaged by Brexit. Increased cost of medicines, staff shortages and fewer doctors. https://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/keir-starmer-drugs-medicine-nhs-7zfhkjzls

Sing along everybody! 🎵Any time you're Handsworth way Any evening, any day You'll find us all Doin' the Jenrick walk. Ev'ry little Racist gal With her little Nazi pal You'll find 'em all Doin' the Jenrick walk. Oi!🎵 The old songs are the best! 😊

Shortly after accusing all other political party leaders of believing in "the magic money tree", Kemi Badenoch announces her plan to completely scrap stamp duty, without any word on how she plans to pay for it

Second Byline Times Journalist From Conference Veteran award-winning investigative journalist @davidhencke has attended the Conservative Party conference since 1987, but is now hundreds of pounds out of pocket after being blocked from attending bylinetimes.com/2025/10/08/c...

Ok, I've had enough of Kemi Badenoch's speech at the Tory party conference already after just the first couple of lines. Can we switch off now @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Good to see the Conservative Party committed to keeping the deficit down by *checks notes* spending £2 billion giving tax breaks for private education, creating a massive new deportation force and pledging to maintain pensioner benefits.

❓NHS waiting list in May 2010 when the Conservatives came to power: 2.60 million. ❓NHS waiting list in July 2024 when the Conservatives left power: 7.62 million. Who's fault is it Kemi? Source:https://www.bma.org.uk/advice-and-support/nhs-delivery-and-workforce/pressures/nhs-backlog-data-analysis

Labour have presided over a "doom loop of higher taxes, weaker borders and month after month of chaos" says Kemi Badenoch who was part of a government that raised taxes and immigration levels by record amounts, whilst changing leader no fewer than four times

Calling English a 'rip-off degree' is one of the most blatant exhibitions of personal barbarism I've ever seen. You've demonstrated nothing but the poverty of your own mind.

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My wider family: we have Irish, Welsh, an Iraqi Jew, Zulu South Africans, a Zimbabwean, English, North Americans, and an Iranian. We all have a hoot & think Nelson was cool, because we love each other and we live in a culture that allows and celebrates that Everyone needs to get their shit together