Spent my bday in the sun and then spent today sunburnt.

I haven’t gotten attention by showing my ass in ages.

I guess I’ll partake in humpday.

“Modesty towel” ft my ass covered in jelly moisturizer masque. Take care of your skin *everywhere*

I don’t mind straight people but I’d like it if they stop following me here Kthnx

Pitstop en route to my sugarist on this raaaaainy sleepy day

I miss X for shamelessly posting slutty pics from the locker room.

I’ve never loved a day off so much.

snowdaze

Beach trip

After a day at the gay beach I came home and watered my gay flowers.

the water is not warm my friend.

Happy Father’s Day 😘

Happy pride or whatev

Came so close to posting shameless not so artsy cheeks on a Wednesday morning but then I got shy because I don’t remember who follows me here 😆

Lookout weekend.

I’m tired of 12° weather. I need nekkid in the sun weather.

A girl at work that just gives me off vibes just microwaved tuna in the staff room so…

That’s suspicious. That’s weird.

The only people who follow me on here have their dicks out and I mean, love that lol but if yall have a SFW alt, follow me from there too lol

I attempted to give up getting Botox but after aging eight years in the last four days I’ve booked an appointment so I can’t scowl at my coworkers

When someone you follow because they're hot starts expressing their opinions

I’ve been waitinggggg

After being stoned for like, a decade, I’ve given up getting baked and woof, this is the miserable stage 🤣

I love how many regular friends and acquaintances pop up in random “content” on here lol

I’m so glad I have today off to rot and watch project runway in my underwear.

spotify wrapped:

channeling her

I just want to open a $10 kissing booth but, surprise, it’s my ass.

Moments before fucking this pie up.

It’s bubble bath season officially.

It’s 4:37pm and I’m convinced it’s actually 9pm tomorrow. 🥱

I just want to say, I love a pushbroom mustache.

Worlds oldest living twink

Disco Kicks - 2024

Everyone’s posting pics with their dogs and I just have a beautiful cat.

Hole pics or witty commentary.. what will jumpstart my follower count?

Okay so, Bluesky right?

i have got to get sluttier

I have 4 vacation days left this year and I think Christmas to new years sounds great.

On my BS

Everyone looking for their twitter mutuals on here

the substance

What is Bluesky’s plan to help me remember whose alt is whose

A thirst trap for the butterfly app

Mentally I’m here.

Okay so, Bluesky right?