happy #fcf

Fun fact: The bed frame for our new king size bed can support up to 1,600 lbs — and I think that’s pretty fun (no particular reason 😇)

How I’m coming to you this #fcf

Thrilled to report that the hot tub at our new home has officially been christened (twink friend joined us for naked tubbing) 🥰

Fuck I love Fridays #FCF

Fuck I love Fridays #FCF

Life’s a beach on #scs

What’s hotter? Tan lines from tanning in a speedo or no tan lines from sunbathing nude?

Naps with Snip >>>>>>>

Ngl I’m pretty happy with the ass/kinda hole pic I just posted on the alt :)

Life’s a beach on #scs

Look babe, RugPadUSA is having a 20% off summer sale! 😍

#scs brought to you by your friendly neighborhood bar

8 years later and last selfie in this bathroom.. crazy shit! I’ll never forget how your lighting and paint was so toxic for white balance 🥲

Quick! Leave the scruff or trim? 🤔

Move out cleaning sucks. Doing it naked helps a bit :)

Move out cleaning sucks. Doing it naked helps a bit :)

The new place is coming together, pls ignore the clutter 🥰

Not being in a townhouse anymore means I can do a lot more of this 🙃

Happy Monday, found my trimmer 👍🏼

Lost my face trimmer (and gym routine) in the move 🫠

Slurpppppp

Lost my face trimmer (and gym routine) in the move 🫠

I played in the garden today and now I’m tired :)

Moving during a heatwave was hard work 🥵

I played in the garden today and now I’m tired :)

Moving during a heatwave was hard work 🥵

Show your meat without showing it

We couldn’t join the Pride festivities this year, but we had a awesome weekend and excited to have some pretty fun news to share soon :)))

Sundayyyy 😋

Shower day 🌱

DOZENS!!!

Artsy enough to repost on main? 🫣

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If you see this pic, quote a picture of your #softcock It is softy Saturday after all 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Going commando in jeans is all fun and games until you remember there’s a zipper you’re u***t with a full bush

LOOK WHAT @happyholetoys.bsky.social sent me for my Birthday along with some other goodies!! 🥳😍🎂🎉 (the Axol SM in Opalescent rainbow 🌈)

Sundayyyy 😋

Got my hairs cut btw (but kept it long)

Cute sunny park day yesterday with our little old man

Friday 🥰

Ok who has a g*pe keeper plug, a kitchen scale, and can spare 3 minutes?

I can’t sleep

Just know that even though I couldn’t join in on FCF this week doesn’t mean I didn’t get to enjoy FCF this week, and I thank you all 😋

St*ned, watching march madness, and making soup in my underwear — love Sundays 🥰

Shower day 🌱

It’s not that I won’t post a n*de tonight, it’s just that I need to be convinced to before I pass out

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