Why tf random Keith sweat pages keep following me? Do I give auntie?

Hi!

Remember, any man that WILL NOT feed you does not like you. That is not your friend. He is your enemy. That man hates you. His pitbull, his rottweiller, NONE of his dogs have ever missed a meal. and they do not feed themselves.

Making that salmon and creamed spinach sandwich for dinner. But making them sliders. With a side of homemade red skin mashed potatoes. Ur so fuckin jealous.

We make this at home often. When I say we ain’t been back to chipotle in so long 😭

Which is not talked about enough

Be careful out here. My client dropped her 4 year old daughter off for her hair appt and left. This lil girl tells me “and my mommy booty stank” as soon as she left.

Listen I like this nigga so mf bad ommfg

Happy new year yall

As a man, why are u booking a trip to Dubai?

Not sure who need to hear this but today the last day for the semi annual sale at bath and body works.

Man I been saying that since gladiator dropped. Like…I get it now

Oh u telling some truths tonight

Story time

The 6 min version of “Bag lady” x Erykah Badu >>>>>

Tis the season…

Because what type of dickhead u gotta be to pull the fire alarm in the mall on Christmas Eve

If you can understand that being upset or angry with someone doesn’t automatically mean you should hate them for the rest of your life, why is the concept of loving someone doesn’t mean you should be with them the rest of your life so difficult to conceptualize? They’re both fleeting emotions

Nobody hates this movie

If you replace “if” with “that” and we can have a conversation.

Doechii is an ✨artiste✨

“Bet you you’ll see stars. Bet you you’ll go far. Bet you you’ll levitate. Bet you you’ll meet God.” ✨

Ever.

how can elon musk present a fucking bill???? he not even fucking from here

I sleep w covers on and nothing else

If you not sleeping butter ball naked every night we have nothing to talk about 🥴

Same. Hair stuff be blowing my whole day. I calculate how much I’m making for the week and never factor in the damn supplies. Like I need another client or two to put that money back 😭

i watched this in real time. the adults had snl, we had all that.

About to go get my hair done, then I’ll be running errands right after. 😈 #womeninmalefields

Praying for u sister

Like I hate when ppl talk too much during but if u got a voice????? Please call me a “good girl” again 🥺

I just love when they can talk u thru it

I love these interactions

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOVE THIS!!!!!!

People paying attention to the drone stuff, am I missing something or is there no actual evidence of large drones?

I would give this man my last breath. I would take the last breath from another mfs lungs, and give him that too. Then, I would take the last breath of one more person and use it to suck his dick.

Then give me yours.

Came back booked and busy 💅🏾

Yup

Round trip flights to Chicago only a buck rn

My rose really the baddest bitch I know

I use to get FUCKED Now I be like “ugh he look like it’s sick”

Yes! I did it a year and wasn’t tryna give nobody this fat, juicy, wet, pulsating and throbbing moose knuckle.

I truly love this for you

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Tf y’all talkin bout