Tell him its like farts. He can smell his own farts and so can others. Yes he did it, but it stinks. Thats the problem. Just cause others recognize it, does not mean that its nice.

Social media doesnt encourage you to be nice to others like in person interactions do. In fact, it sorta encourages the opposite. I’m beginning to miss those little social exchanges.

This thread. Thank you for this.

I started watching a show on prime called “The Consultant” and I never yelled “What the fuck” so loud at my tv than I did at the end of the first episode.

this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES

Captain Levi vs. The Beast Titan

Lmao

Coming to America

I’m just going to assume that if you got your face covered up and snatching people up for ICE raids, that you are in fact NOT ICE. Because if you were, why is your face covered? I believe they are racists who are taking them to ICE at best. Or doing something far far worse.

One day you are gonna have to parent your parents

“Go down there with your resume and show em you want the job”

Excellent

They wanted to keep it between them! Lmao

I’ve started putting a small space heater in there for this reason

I’m using the pepper spray

Where is the garden of eden???

Closed and lights off

I used to love those Magic Eye Books that would show the 3D image if you looked at the pic long enough. I can’t find those anywhere now. And also Goosebumps: Monster Blood And these Scary Stories books.

I wish my lil brother followed this idea. He’s hell bent on finding the absolute worst way to execute an idea then spending more time trying to figure out how to make it even worse.

Has anyone read “The 12 Week Year?” I started reading it a few days ago and I have a question for anyone that has.

And yes’s I did get me a pair of those A’ja Wilson’s. And yes they did have them in my size. A woman’s 16.5 is a mens 15 shoe size.

Gotta get back outside. Been inside too long. Not gonna find my wife in my house unless I go outside and get her.

I hate when someone for no reason at all assumes I was going to do something I never told them I was going to do, never hinted I was going to do. As a matter of fact even plainly said I wasnt going to do. Now you looking silly when I ask why did you think I was gonna do it

So late last night or very early this morning depending on your perspective, I was deep in my sleep when the sound of my mom’s voice asking me if I was sleep woke me up. The thing is, I’m the only one here. So I called her on the phone. And she was up thinking about me.

Newman

Small business suit brigade gearing up!

Doesnt bother me. I dont dwell on it. I’m comfortable knowing people have their reasons. And until they make it so, it aint none of my business. I like me.

Damn. Now I want something sweet to eat.

A fond memory I was an adult when I heard my first Anansi tale. U would have thought I was a child the way I sat on that couch listening to this Yoruba woman skillfully weave in the elements of intrigue and wonder of a master storyteller adorning my ears with the Queen’s English

Those informational “For dummies” books are amazing. I have ALWAYS loved them

yes. especially when they’re asking me about something i too, only found the answer to by searching lmao.

I miss having a job where I did a lot of traveling

Black churchs probably wearing this one out

Pomegranate Plunge with a orange juice base.

The Incredibles & Coco

Lmaooooooooo

Been a long time since I held a storytime. Here you go!

I was messin with this dudes woman when Bad Habits came out. It was STEAMY. We was doing DIRT do you hear me?! Diabolical. One day laying there we heard Bad Habits by Maxwell come on. Word for word it described us we loved it. Our theme. She would sing it around her dude

Metal Gear Solid

Either The Witcher 3 or Skyrim

NFL Blitz. soon as the matchup say whoever the fuck you got vs. the steelers

Diabolical. Yours is the wrongest.

Changes

Kid n Play’s “Ain’t Gon Hurt Nobody”

My mom’s gentle voice is what woke me from the anesthesia. Mommy magic is very real and apparently unlimited. I told you before about how I still get an instant calm when I hug her or when I feel her skin. I rediscovered it when I brushed up against her in line at a store.

🗣️BABY!!!!! I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey!!!!

“THAT IS YOUR SON YOU DICKHEAD!!!” - Me yelling at the screen every time.

Highly unrelatable post!

Yes. Coasting and not having to rush>>>