21 year olds bought me a shot at the bar to discuss potential internship opportunities

Wtf was question 1 about on the ga ballot? It felt too straightforward

Why are politicians doing attack ads by text now? Why do I have to be involved

Love looking at my neighbors houses on zillow. Someone fake bricked up their fireplace

Finally hit lisa rinna’s season of rhobh!!!

Renz is going to trinidad for a month without me. Evil actually

15 sneezes a day as penalty for being alive in allergy season

I miss peach so much

getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed

Tried substituting cilantro for green onions in my miso soup. Gross

Every episode about Cassie when I just want to see Rue :(

My grandma wished me a happy Mother’s Day today? I’m not sure if she’s hopeful or if I should be concerned

Watching the nature boy doc & it’s crazy they followed a barber from Atlanta to another country. I get how it happened but damn

Developing eczema at almost 30. Someone wants me to die 🤷🏾‍♀️

I think I’m gonna be done with holidays. I dread them every year and its not worth it atp. Why am I getting anxious about thanksgiving/christmas in May lmao

Just talked myself down from buying an expensive blythe doll bc it could look like. The person my mom was in american girl dolls in 2010 makes sense now

Mandatory spacial awareness classes IMMEDIATELY

Kev got really into the meteor trailer for 9-11 and we’re watching season 9 now lmao. Wtf goes on in this universe

Getting too emotionally involved with Kim Richards’s story on RHOBH so I’m taking a break

These were in someone’s front yard in ohio

Been asked to stop “spoiling” my niece but I think she should get whatever she wants for as long as she can so there’s nothing I can do about it

Big things happening!!

I loved horror so much growing up & now I can’t stomach it. Everything makes me nauseous. Whats that about!!

Kev got 5 alarms going off yet I’m the only one awake. GET UP

Met Monday, I quit my job, gc is going crazy about old stuff. I’m so happy!!!!!

Got to Ohio & my phone crashed lmao. Can’t even restore it/restart without a computer which ofc I didn’t bring

REAL

Rewatching the gossip girl reboot. I can’t believe they cancelled it before Monet got to really run things

Weirdly I think ginger beer might taste good in coffee

I put a focus group together this weekend (my friends) and we all agreed ovulation does get worse near your 30s

Heard my brother in my dad’s voice today 😭 it’s crazy

It feels like this is the first deep breath I’ve been able to take in a year! Feels great!!!

don’t ask me about a time zone

Sam levinson pissed me off so fucking bad oh my GOD

Why is james brown at nate and cassie’s wedding

Told my nephew if he brings a third spiderman action figure into the living room “there’s gonna be trouble” as a joke. He really didn’t like that

Cheer worlds 26 is going on rn I need everyone to lock in

Recruited kev’s dad to go to six flags & get on the rides with me 🫡

My nephew knows I don’t speak Spanish but doesn’t get that I still understand it so every time he wants to do something I’ll say no to he’ll ask in Spanish. shocked when it’s still a no

My niece only speaks Spanish but she’s started picking things up from me. Most recently ”come on” & she really knows how to use it

every time I make a silly joke about my husband I feel like a republican. Idk what that’s about

Antihistamines #not #working

Shoutout kev’s dad!!!

Housewives to Baddies watcher pipeline is something serious

My brothers posted a very old and ugly photo of me on snapchat bc I don't have one anymore. Texted me a screenshot just so I know they posted it. Ngl I miss being at home so I could unplug the router as punishment

I love my mom lmfao

Just saw KSU campus police pull somebody over on my residential street lmfao

Everyone I know has a birthday in April part 2