German broadcast. Nailed it

Fun fact for American politicians. Canada’s forests are the size of all these countries COMBINED: Portugal. France. Spain. Germany. Poland. UK. Sweden. Norway. Finland. Denmark. Italy. Greece. Netherlands. Switzerland. Austria. Belgium. Get out your rake.

i had no idea this would become so literal

Sure feels like the first steps in turning the whole country into a monarchy.

Love that this keeps the meme alive by letting you know you'll have to drive because Winnipeg doesn't have an airport.

Is that an AI generated image of Not-Rielly with Also-Rielly standing just off to the far left of him?

Wishful thinking that Bobrovsky coming off the list makes a Stolarz trade more attractive to some s̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ really good team.

Wow. Folks, we're cooking. Double Stacks. Baconators. Dill Pickle Shaker Fries

Remember when the Leafs were going to sign Chris Tanev and the league started telling insiders that they were going to be super vigilant about players signing into their 40s to get the cap hit down. That was crazy. Anyways

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See you later Carlo, you bum.

It certainly seems like the NHL is swinging back to the short king market inefficiency. There been a run of 6'3" dudes and I'm curious who the next Debrincat is that goes off after most of the league passed on them.

Gavin McKenna is pretty good, but that pupusas/birria tacos lunch combo is my 1st overall pick.

Looks like the Ducks are going to get Morgan and the Leafs sponsor in a package deal. #Milk

How could Chayka be making enemies with people who aren't even going to call him?

oh for real

APOLLO HAS BLESSED ME WITH THE GIFT OF PROPHECY

Cool, so when is the Players Association dropping those additional allegations details beyond the known searches through player phones? Just because Edmonton might be cool with hiring him despite this doesn’t mean fans and media shouldn't also be privy to this information.

Andrae’s physicality shouldn’t be an issue. He was third on the Flyers in hits amongst defencemen at 68. Nick Seeler and Noah Juulsen were the only ones to hit 100. Other d-men re hits on the team Cam York: 24 Travis Sanheim: 46 Rasmus Ristolainen: 48

Given Treliving's first moves were signing Reaves and extending Kampf. I am just happy that Chayka's first move is recognizing that Benoit is bad.

also wrote more about Andrae here. I think there's a good puck-moving defenceman in the making, and maybe it doesn't work out, but he's a guy I would absolutely want to bet on eventually finding his way dobberhockey.com/2026/03/12/r...

"In addition, the Golden Knights have reassigned Bruce Cassidy to the NHL cause they changed their mind and still don't want anyone else to hire him. Yes take-backsies."

One sign that all the governments rolling out social media bans for youth aren't serious about their stated goals is that not a single one of them is going after Roblox, which is responsible for *way* more harm to children than sites like Bluesky or Threads.

Disappointed Parents: "Why couldn't you get 100%? Should have tried harder..."

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AGAIN, if you're gonna make Leaf fans listen to weeks and weeks of "Haha Marner's gonna win the Cup" and bring up Toronto every chance you get, YOU BEST BE FUCKING PREPARED TO TAKE IT WHEN IT BLOWS TF UP IN YOUR FACE, YOU DUMB FUCKING FUCKS. SEEMS OBVIOUS TO ME!

LOL Leaf fan on here saying "Maybe McCrimmon was right, Leaf fans are talking about Marner too much tonight" ORRRRRRRRR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE INCLUDING MCCRIMMON KEEPS BRINGING UP TORONTO WHEN TORONTO WASN'T EVEN IN THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS USE SOME FUCKING CRITICAL THINKING HERE YOU DINGUS

"Yet, one scoreless night in the Stanley Cup Final was enough to reopen the old conversation." Nah, there were two... He was a -5 in the past three games. Nice of them to give Marner his puff piece and once again blame Toronto fans.

Standard Mitch elimination game

He’s got new dark times now

I gotta say, this year was the longest NHL season ever. Constant dunking on the stinkin' buds. BUT, I believe the NHL will normalize next year. We get our Celebrini shot in the ass and we are fucking so back. Eat my ass NHL 25/26. Will not miss you.

Mitch Marner in games 4-6 of the Cup finals: 0G, 1A, minus-5 (worst on the team) Took a while, but the real Marner showed up when it truly mattered. You love to see it

Tell me more about your "dark times".

Games 5 and 6: 0G 0A 0Pts -4

How petty would it be to post this?

Non hell site source

Logan motherf—king Shaw!!!!

Tverberg is such a little rat. Such a punchable face. I love him.

Almost went back-to-back, 2 for 2 this afternoon... David Clarkson 🔥

Watching more of the Marlies, it really reminds me how much of a missed opportunity it is to have a homer announcer calling Leafs games. Really unfortunate that Joe Bowen retired from calling games over a decade ago...

The most annoying part of everyone acting like Marner’s playoff success in Vegas is a dunk on Leafs fans is that he’s just proving our POINTTTTT everyone was so mad at him all the time because we knew he should have been capable of performing like this when it mattered! And oh look!

I am going to watch the entire presser. Okay.

The Leafs lose 8 of 11 playoff runs to Stanley cup champs or runners up and it’s an overreaction every time. Ottawa loses its 2nd playoff run in a decade in 4 games and Friedman says ‘can’t overreact to who you lost to.’ He’s right but holy shit I would’ve loved this once for the Leafs.

Leafs were never above a 50% chance at making the playoffs all season. Bang up job, Tre.

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Is it weird that, as a goalie, I think this should still count as a home run? If I catch a puck in the net or end up in the net after a glove save, it still counts as a goal. If he caught it and stayed in play, I can accept that though.