While I was away someone stole some of my Christmas lights. Bunch of savages in this town.

A former work friend of mine who is Cambodian, but born and now living in France, has been totally red pilled and I don’t understand it. First she posted glowingly about Charlie Kirk and now about Brigette Bardot. It’s like girl, in this quote Bardot is talking about you!

This one is for the boys

“Hey Chief. It’s Pete. About those rumors, no way in hell do I want to coach that shit team of losers. They’re all yours.”

Went for a hike. Made some art.

Cozy

Merry Christmas everyone. My kid woke up at 5 am.

Merry Christmas!

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Begun the Christmas preparations have

Later mush brain

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Very “Tortotella about to get fired” of him

13 SOG thru 2 periods is a feature, not a bug.

Making meatballs 2 weeks ahead of time to freeze them? Terrible

Flying to SFO. Got a windowless window seat. Cool.

20/20 I’m 41, not 70.

Allvin saw Stan Bowman make a bad trade and just couldn’t stop himself from one upping it.

The 30 other GMs should be fired for not beating that horrible offer from Minnesota. The Canucks got fleeced big time.

Wutttttttt?

MEAT!

If you wanna meet Easton Cowan or Troy Stecher, they’re doing a meet and greet for the next hour at Sherway Gardens mall in Etobicoke.

That’s not a penalty

@apetrielli.bsky.social congrats on your forthcoming child. We’re getting another “Just Win Baby”!

Wife says I got that

I would love to get on a plane with a bunch of sweaty people who just pounded a protein shake after their workout in the airport gym.

How didn’t that go in???

That’s a weak match penalty call

“If a player is injured, as the result of a kneeing infraction that would otherwise call for a double Minor penalty, a Major penalty and Game Misconduct penalty must be assessed.”

Yeah that’s kneeing.

If you want to stop kids from saying 6-7, just immediately says 8-9. They absolutely hate it.

Ron McClain has gone from supporting racists (Don Cherry) to supporting homophobes (Salvation Army). Put this old out to pasture already.

Oilers should absolutely get Tristan Jarry so McDavid will leave in 2 years.

Buddy hooked his body up to a ozone air freshener for cars and thinks it’ll heal him. What a buffoon.

Shawarma poutine. It’s incredible.

Guy holds and highsticks Joshua and yet he gets the penalty. Sure thing.

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So today’s the rare secondary scoring game huh?

Turned 41 today and the algorithm is showing me ads for New Balances. Fuck this.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Hootie and the Blowfish KISS Radiohead Postal Service Rage Against the Machine

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Baited the hell out of that goalie

Yeah that’s offsides

Wut? No.

All the good players are back! Yay! The team is getting outplayed and outshot by the Blue Jackets. Oh…

8 games for Sammy Blais and he couldn’t change the team culture. Tsk tsk tsk

Killing my constituents to own the libs.

Turducow