Very “Tortotella about to get fired” of him

13 SOG thru 2 periods is a feature, not a bug.

Making meatballs 2 weeks ahead of time to freeze them? Terrible

Flying to SFO. Got a windowless window seat. Cool.

20/20 I’m 41, not 70.

Allvin saw Stan Bowman make a bad trade and just couldn’t stop himself from one upping it.

The 30 other GMs should be fired for not beating that horrible offer from Minnesota. The Canucks got fleeced big time.

Wutttttttt?

MEAT!

If you wanna meet Easton Cowan or Troy Stecher, they’re doing a meet and greet for the next hour at Sherway Gardens mall in Etobicoke.

That’s not a penalty

@apetrielli.bsky.social congrats on your forthcoming child. We’re getting another “Just Win Baby”!

Wife says I got that

I would love to get on a plane with a bunch of sweaty people who just pounded a protein shake after their workout in the airport gym.

How didn’t that go in???

That’s a weak match penalty call

“If a player is injured, as the result of a kneeing infraction that would otherwise call for a double Minor penalty, a Major penalty and Game Misconduct penalty must be assessed.”

Yeah that’s kneeing.

If you want to stop kids from saying 6-7, just immediately says 8-9. They absolutely hate it.

Ron McClain has gone from supporting racists (Don Cherry) to supporting homophobes (Salvation Army). Put this old out to pasture already.

Oilers should absolutely get Tristan Jarry so McDavid will leave in 2 years.

Buddy hooked his body up to a ozone air freshener for cars and thinks it’ll heal him. What a buffoon.

Shawarma poutine. It’s incredible.

Guy holds and highsticks Joshua and yet he gets the penalty. Sure thing.

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So today’s the rare secondary scoring game huh?

Turned 41 today and the algorithm is showing me ads for New Balances. Fuck this.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Hootie and the Blowfish KISS Radiohead Postal Service Rage Against the Machine

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Baited the hell out of that goalie

Yeah that’s offsides

Wut? No.

All the good players are back! Yay! The team is getting outplayed and outshot by the Blue Jackets. Oh…

8 games for Sammy Blais and he couldn’t change the team culture. Tsk tsk tsk

Killing my constituents to own the libs.

Turducow

There’s a google pixel AI commercial playing on podcasts where a guy asks about “that pretty lake in Banff” and the AI says both Lake Louise and Moraine Lake are there, but Moraine is the more popular one. I’m sorry but isn’t Lake Louise the more popular one?

Ham Who’s eating ham for thanksgiving? That’s a Christmas food.

Maybe don’t give up grade A scoring changes every minute?

There it is

They have to go door to door introducing themselves when they move to a new neighborhood.

Just chased a family of three raccoons off my roof. Dicks.

I’m sorry, but they should still have to wear suits.

Just saw a guy in a #23 Leafs jersey with the name KYLE on the back. Dude what?

Toledo, OH Tony Packo’s hot dog with sauce, Frickers chicken wings, Inky’s pizza, walleye fish fry during Lent.

WHAT A PLAY BY TAVARES!!!!!

Starting Domi in OT is certainly a choice