There’s that episode of 30 Rock where Jenna and her boyfriend decide that they’ve discovered this apex of kink called “normaling” and honestly, relatable

You can psych yourself up all you want, but there really is nothing that can prepare you for walking into a movie theater knowing you are having a 5-hour experience

"Certainly this must be the introduction to the core gimmick of the game," I say to myself as Titanfall decides to mic drop again and again and again and again and ag

I've said it before and I'll say it again, this specific shot blew my absolute mind at 10 years old and I still think about it at LEAST weekly Imagine getting sold on a movie exclusively through Happy Meal Toys and then seeing THIS

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

“muppet knives out” woulda gotten you an oscar for best picture, Rian

Grandson: Look what I can do!! Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown

Another first date of explaining why no the mountain goats isn't actually that depressing I promise

Luigi

Going through old drives to clear out space, every fourth folder contains working files for something stupid I made years ago and lost

When I was in line at Frankie Bradley's a girl dressed as Tinkerbell asked me if I was Paul Blart and I'm gonna have to carry that one for a while

I shaved my beard for this Halloween costume The things I do for the bit

Please welcome to the stage grammy award winning polycule Fleetwood Mac

5'7 isn't that short holy shit I should have never gotten a job at this theme restaurant where the customers make fun of the cooks

it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

I spent the past few days interacting with two Brazilian friends on Instagram while they've visited the US and now every third reel I get served is in Portuguese.

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

It's been a while since I've been to a major league game - I've been to two Trenton Thunder games recently, where they have a family of Golden Retrievers to get the bats for them and the most expensive parking lot is located, uncovered, just behind the left field wall

Apologizing to the Hamburglar for not coming off as tough enough on crime

Look I'm just gonna say it this one didn't get the love it deserved

I've been house sitting for the last few days, so here's some pictures of the cats who very clearly own the house

The Hitchhiker's Prima Guide to the Galaxy

5'7 isn't that short holy shit I should have never gotten a job at this theme restaurant where the customers make fun of the cooks

"let's beat him to death with hammers" will continue until morale improves www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1M7...

And then you’re 30

"Headed to target,

how would one tastefully add 'Really Whips the Llama's Ass!' to their hinge profile asking for a friend

everyone is always like "hey you're flashlight's on" and never like "i must ride to save minas tirith"

Maybe it's Jared Leto Maybe it's bad direction ~ maybe it's Maybelline ~

You know what, Battlefield 6 is all right by me.

Please welcome to the stage grammy award winning polycule Fleetwood Mac

Holding onto my alignment choice in KOTOR 2 to all my friends like I'm getting ready to throw a Star Wars themed gender reveal party

You think Silksong has wild boss runbacks? let me tell you a little something about this rock

Honestly if our tax dollars are helping subsidize this the least they can do is to make sure their rockets blow up in front of a green screen

Dodongo can't handle this smoke

Apologizing to the Hamburglar for not coming off as tough enough on crime

Fifth grade school champ here, made it to state I still don't think NiCad is a valid word.

The bouncer at this bar checking my ID as a fire truck with its sirens on passed by on the street HIM: Your ride's here ME: You know, I thought I looked hot He didn't get it

Me, passing a Thai restaurant, realizing who I should have asked which bars are the good ones cc @acab4cutie.top

I'm in Phoenix for a work trip for a bit and after a long-ass day I found an unmarked cocktail bar without a sign that serves delicious drinks, so I feel like I've come away a winner

WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?

Girls Just Wanna Have MYST

Dudes in 2025: I want a man cave The Phantom in 1881:

SEPTEMBER — 2025 CLOUDS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

They laminated it though, that means it must be important just kidding fuck this