Thrilled to have been wrong

how would one tastefully add 'Really Whips the Llama's Ass!' to their hinge profile asking for a friend

I still have so many left shark costumes I need to sell you can't do this to me

Antenna TV on the phone via Plex.

Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2

The best thing about the free antenna TV is that you're never more than one or two button presses away from a channel that seems to only show episodes of Columbo

you want to what

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

Damn it really is the year of Luigi huh

Damn it really is the year of Luigi huh

Lesson learned: do not cheap out on buying fans for your home server

hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it. my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...

Am I being diagnosed

Today has been a really useful day when it comes to additions to my "personalized memes" folder

Last year was my first at @magfest.org, and I fell in love with it - I immediately knew I wanted to be a part of making MAG happen. This year, after 27 hours of lifting, scurrying, turning the staff kitchen into a French Brigade, and packing gear, I can't tell you how good getting this shirt feels

Me getting to the first of a concert "it's okay I'm short 😎" As a man scowls at me

I love magfest That is all

MAGFest Find Baby Croc Heavy Wear

Hi, I'm Suddenly Perpendicular Mitsubishi Outlander

You spend nine minutes writing the entire Jersey Shore note on your friend's cup only to find out that they don't know it Difficult start to 2026

How it started: How it's going:

remember kids, always use protection when engaging in multiplayer fun

The Kennedy Center at home:

There’s that episode of 30 Rock where Jenna and her boyfriend decide that they’ve discovered this apex of kink called “normaling” and honestly, relatable

You can psych yourself up all you want, but there really is nothing that can prepare you for walking into a movie theater knowing you are having a 5-hour experience

"Certainly this must be the introduction to the core gimmick of the game," I say to myself as Titanfall decides to mic drop again and again and again and again and ag

I've said it before and I'll say it again, this specific shot blew my absolute mind at 10 years old and I still think about it at LEAST weekly Imagine getting sold on a movie exclusively through Happy Meal Toys and then seeing THIS

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

“muppet knives out” woulda gotten you an oscar for best picture, Rian

Grandson: Look what I can do!! Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown

Another first date of explaining why no the mountain goats isn't actually that depressing I promise

Luigi

Going through old drives to clear out space, every fourth folder contains working files for something stupid I made years ago and lost

When I was in line at Frankie Bradley's a girl dressed as Tinkerbell asked me if I was Paul Blart and I'm gonna have to carry that one for a while

I shaved my beard for this Halloween costume The things I do for the bit

Please welcome to the stage grammy award winning polycule Fleetwood Mac

5'7 isn't that short holy shit I should have never gotten a job at this theme restaurant where the customers make fun of the cooks

it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

I spent the past few days interacting with two Brazilian friends on Instagram while they've visited the US and now every third reel I get served is in Portuguese.

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

It's been a while since I've been to a major league game - I've been to two Trenton Thunder games recently, where they have a family of Golden Retrievers to get the bats for them and the most expensive parking lot is located, uncovered, just behind the left field wall

Apologizing to the Hamburglar for not coming off as tough enough on crime

Look I'm just gonna say it this one didn't get the love it deserved

I've been house sitting for the last few days, so here's some pictures of the cats who very clearly own the house

The Hitchhiker's Prima Guide to the Galaxy

5'7 isn't that short holy shit I should have never gotten a job at this theme restaurant where the customers make fun of the cooks