Everyone please be on message tomorrow: 1.The Rapture DID happen 2. NO ONE was good enough 3. God said on the news that was our LAST CHANCE let’s all have a great day

HEY BALTIMORE SAY NO TO SINCLAIR www.thewrap.com/sinclair-rep...

I have smashed The plum Flavored lacroixs That were in The cooler Hell yeah brother The dudes They do rock

Wholesome ass shit. Just cute as they can god damn be and all mucking stuff

one of the funny things about Kit’s changing preferences is that they’ve gone from asking to watch Totoro to asking for “watch Superman get beat up” (the first 15 min of the Superman movie)

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Burner email, VPN, vague enough to be plausible, etc.

ok i don’t know why bluesky has been joking about the rapture for the past few days, I’m assuming it’s related to yesterday’s funeral/Klan rally but i’m trying to imagine other reasons why

The Friends of Wyman Park Dell get some goats to come through and chew up the overgrowth each year, so I donated to support the cause because that’s fun. If I’d known the “thank you” gift would be such a Black Phillip-inspired shirt, I’d have donated twice to live even more deliciously.

Disney trying to bait the nerds into watching a Star Wars Trailer instead of apologizing for being dicks to Jimmy Kimmel is funny

The best part about inadvertently referencing Star Trek on Bluesky is that up to a dozen people will come just to talk about the ghost candle, or the chair, or that time Picard did the thing to the robots, or with the robots, or about the robots. It's an education every time.

checked with the professionals and the only response to this is "run anti-abortion candidates"

shit ain’t over til it’s over

i’ve been drifting away slowly from NFL over the past few years but this makes me kinda want to watch the game rn just to find out how bad this game is

They still haven't consolidated full authoritarianism yet; they can still lose

it’s plentiful and comes with a pump! i still finished w some cantu kids curling cream just bc we still have a lot left even though i bought it for Cub years ago www.cvs.com/shop/dove-ki...

lots of great personal/family moments today, but perhaps one of the greatest is finding out that the rec i got from another mom for dove’s kid care nourishing shampoo & conditioner for curly hair actually works fantastically well for Kit during wash/detangling tonight

today’s adulting accomplishment: i covered a new garden bed w cardboard after weeding what had emerged, to prepare for fall mulch

the revolution will not be televised (they canceled their subscriptions)

Critical part of the President's new $100,000 charge for H1-B visas: The Administration can also offer a $100,000 discount to any person, company, or industry that it wants. Replacing rules with arbitrary discretion. Want visas? You know who to call and who to flatter.

just saw some wild posts that, upon reflection, led me to develop a related but distinct mantra: that take has already been thoroughly dunked, you can scroll by and not get involved, that take has already been thoroughly dunked, you can scroll by and not get involved

planting trees on greenmount ave this morning with treekeepers and midtown baltimore and folks keep driving past honking and shouting "ayyyy" at seeing us planting trees here 🫶💚

This young man be out here performing no scalpel surgery

anyway chat can we get a “Cub don’t have COVID” going in the chat? our plan was to get him the vaccine tomorrow and i will be v annoyed if it ends up he got sick before we had the chance to

FYI I didn’t see thiswith *waves hands* everything going on so maybe you could use this news too? oaklandside.org/2025/09/17/c...

so i just briefly turned to my local Sinclair affiliate, WBFF 45, and saw the following ads: - Floor & Decor - Doordash - Burger King - GEICO I only ever really use Doordash so i’ll be calling them tomorrow to tell them I’m boycotting. feel free to add to the list of folks who advertise on Sinclair

Today, Maryland took additional actions to protect COVID access: - Issued a standing order so vaccines can be administered based on guidance developed by medical professional societies instead of the federal government - Confirmed they have joined the Northeast Public Health Collaborative

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Well, this is cool and fun!

Baltimore bsky knows this but I’m sharing in case any DMV mutuals ever come to Baltimore

Just a reminder that if you ever visit an Atlas Restaurant Group location you are putting money in the evil Smith family's pockets

i did it! i finally worked up the nerve to call the nearby vietnamese catholic church to see if they have language classes for kids. except.. no one picked up so i left a bilingual phone message

this is outstanding especially because I just watched Lord of the rings last week. Thanks for this

this is hilarious in execution but I am still a little aggravated that it needed to be said

Johnny O, wtf

The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years. Pinochet was ousted with a referendum. And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists. Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.

HAPPENING NOW: We’re at 26 Fed Plaza, where ICE has been kidnapping immigrant NYers, to demand access to the 10th fl - where people are being inhumanely detained - and to block ICE vans from leaving. We refuse to stand by while ICE abducts our neighbors. Neither should our leaders. #ICEoutofNY

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

The Internet of the 21st century was a mistake. We're going back to the internet of 1995. You cannot use the internet and talk on the phone at the same time. Amazon is a website that sells books. There is no social media. There are message boards, chatrooms, and everyone gets one (1) Geocities page

How to be a person in the world -Lyndsay Rush

HEY BALTIMORE STEPPIN' AWAY AND RUNNIN' AWAY

Bruh

Nothing about us without us. We're at today's House Oversight Committee hearing about DC to make it clear DC communities don't want Congress's interference in our judges, prosecutions, sentencing, or police. They can't talk about our communities without expecting to hear from our communities.

Lmao it’s like an inch tab on the inside hem of the jersey

not sober tonight, eating a lot of mac and cheese with some chili crisp and sliced green onions

Bystanders chased off ICE agents today in one location in Chicagoland. It was a brutal day in Chicagoland with a widely cast net of quick snatch and grab operations. Rapid response teams and reporters are stretched thin. But this story broke through as a success story for the good guys!

"do certain people get to exist as equals (or at all) in public?" is not a legitimate topic of political discussion. That is called 'bigotry' and it's a bright red line that one political party is on the wrong side of. "Should we pay for a new school by raising taxes or issuing debt?" is politics.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.