Happy Birthday messages. Trump to Epstein. Farage to Trump.

Trump & Co. haven’t quite got everyone in the MAGA base to reconcile their hard pivot from: “WE ARE GOING TO RELEASE ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES ON DAY ONE” to: “There’s nothing here. It’s a hoax” Please be patient as they attempt a variety of lies and distractions to unfuck themselves.

I don't care if Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton or Jesus Christ himself is implicated in the Epstein files. Anyone who committed such crimes should burn. I believe that because I'm not in a cult.

If the king of Belgium can speak the truth about Gaza, why can’t Europe’s cowardly politicians? | David Van Reybrouck

Just saw someone refer to Trump as "the tiny dick orange toddler" and fucking hell, guys, GOOD ONE, you used the sort of hacky nickname HE uses, wow, that's so brilliant! Tiny dick? Orange? Toddler? Haha fantastic stuff! That'll take him down! How is ol' Donny gonna get out of THIS bucket o' syrup?!

Don’t forget these as well.

You have to say this is OUTSTANDING WORK 😍

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

This week, I am presenting my Gaza Inquiry Bill to uncover the truth about this country’s complicity in genocide.

Maradona after Napoli vs Milan in 89 “This shirt is a great player, I think Franco Baresi is the greatest as a defender, this is a memory that I will keep for a lifetime.“

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People are taking things into their own hands

Had an email from a football culture store that I've bought from in the past using that god awful Ghibli AI that's doing the rounds as images for its products. That's yet another company I will not be purchasing anything from again. You should know better, you literally design stuff for a living 🙄

Some colourful corners on this building. 13th Arr. Paris #AlphabetChallenge #WeekMForMulticoloured

You truly could not make it up. You could not.

The lying and the staggering incompetence around this is astounding. And dangerous.

Labour is choosing to push 50,000 *more* children into poverty — and it is utterly disgraceful.

from Switzerland

League Two - Kit Grid, up to 24th Mar 1⃣0⃣9⃣ Kits in Total Swindon T in Home Kit for 30th Time, most worn kit in L2 (38 games) Morecambe in all red for 2nd time in 3 games Walsall in Home / Away shorts & socks for first time since game 5 of the season

There must be a way we can cheat the algorithm so that teenage boys get videos in their feeds where adult women explain that barely anyone finds Andrew Tate attractive and that he makes us throw up in our mouths when he says “Bugah-ee”.

Two years I got announced as the lead in a Doctor Who spin-off and some men got so angry about it that they emailed my agent telling them I was ugly, a bad actor and a paedophile. It's not true. I am a GOOD actor.

International football weekends really do need to just climb into the nearest bin and stay there.

Left: Nigel Farage says medicine shortages after Brexit is, "Utter tosh.. It's complete and utter rubbish.. Project fear.. It should be utterly completely totally disregarded" Right: "Brexit a key factor in worst UK medicine shortages in four years"

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Bit sick of being cunted off by people for noticing the same things they did but TOO SOON.

This is the way. Write your pension fund, school, city comptroller and demand divestment from Tesla.

@privateeyenews.bsky.social on top form as usual this issue.

Have a wonderful day/evening #bluesky. It’s goodnight from me. Here’s our home galaxy over Craig Goch dam in the stunning Elan Valley, Mid Wales, UK. The lights under the bridge are from a car’s headlights on the other side of the lake/reservoir.

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Calls increasing across Europe to cancel all US contracts immediately and oust Star link. The Russia allied Trump government has made the US a national security threat.

Well said!

The Prime Minister’s decision to cut foreign aid to fund warfare will have lasting, catastrophic consequences. Read the full article here: tribunemag.co.uk/2025/03/guns...

Taken bloody ages to get these developed. Shot these in Porto last year, Olympus OM-1 on Kodak Colorplus 200 #believeinfilm #filmisnotdead #photography

Marks & Spencer branching out into MLS merch is not something I expected.

A reminder for these times.

Israel has chosen to mark the first days of Ramadan by blocking humanitarian aid to Gaza. Still, our government refuses to implement sanctions and defend international law. There is no other way of putting it: this is a resumption of genocide — and our government is complicit.

The freedom you feel after checking your bags at the airport is unrivalled

It seems like the world has forgotten this

Not sure the 👕 community is really here yet, but a showcase of some recent non-AFC belters in 📥 The #BVB + #Ajax are grail shirts for me, ones I’ve absolutely always wanted @kitgeek.bsky.social @tsww.bsky.social @theshirtunion.bsky.social @polyester-fever.bsky.social @thepedronator.bsky.social

I moved from Nottingham to South London 12 years ago today. What a journey it’s been! Thought I’d celebrate by visiting one of my fave spots that happens to be in my home Borough. Leake Street Arches 🎨 #streetart #mural #graffiti #london #mobilephotography #photography

Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people. Well done.

Nailed it 🏆