Caris LeVert is one of the worst rotational players to ever wear a Pistons jersey. There have been bums like John Crotty, but they never saw the kind of minutes Car-ASS gets and has done nothing to deserve. PLAY MARCUS SASSER OR KEVIN HUERTER! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The character Kisarah in Aggressors of Darkness on Neo Geo has a move where she "cucks" her opponent by blowing a heart-kiss towards them, then when it lands, she turns around and kisses another guy while her opponent watches, making the character die from being cucked.

“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

A Knicks fan on the hellsite said, “these games are like the NBA Finals for the Pistons, but just another game for the Knicks.” Oh yeah? Then why did you make so many excuses for losing twice this year? Guess you’d better not celebrate if you win, since it’s so meaningless.

Did y’all watch the same Predator: Badlands I’m watching? Halfway through and Dek of the Yautja has a quirky android sidekick, met an admittedly adorable, silly, and merchandisable monkey-thing, and is learning the value of FRIENDSHIP. Dafuh?

Pretty sad that David Jaffe's opinions still get platformed. Dude is basically Gargamel, but instead of being angry at the Smurfs, he's angry at the industry that left him behind.

One of the best bargains I ever got was when I picked up Saga & Dragon Force, both complete, on ebay in 2008 for $225 total.

“The DOW is over 50,000 and the S&P is over 7,000! That’s what we should be talking about” “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.”

I know I posted this before, but this is better quality so you can really hear “anwehittemwehibdoe.” Also, this sounds like he’s talking about kids on Epstein Island.

The funniest part about Pam Bondi defending Trump is knowing he will throw her under the bus the second he feels any heat on him. She’s going to bat for a guy who’d toss her out like yesterday’s underage kid he fucked.

“The stock market is doing great so who cares if Trump raped kids?” is certainly an interesting strategy.

Social media 2008: it'll help you connect with your friends and family and feel less alone! Social media 2026: here, talk to this robot while we harvest your personal data and chat logs for a mass government-surveillance database run by & for pedophiles

“The Turning Point USA All-American Halftime Show is entertainment without agendas except for faith, family, and patriotism.” Um, yeah, those are agendas.

Wow, what incredible wit! Sharp as a tack, that Elon! Only the smartest man in the world could come up with such a clever burn! It’s amazing he’s able to get anything done since he is chronically online all day, every day. Almost like much smarter people are actually working and he takes credit.

This is a post between two of my aunts. I removed the good aunt’s name but not the bad one’s because fuck her. Let’s dive in a little deeper, shall we? First, I’m sure Les is also very concerned for all the kids Donald Trump has raped. 🧵

Bad Bunny said, “God bless America” in his performance. Trump called it the “worst performance ever.” Why does Trump hate America?

Priceless. They couldn’t stream their white nationalist halftime show on the white nationalist social media platform.

The production value and visual design of Bad Bunny’s halftime performance is pretty amazing. But it’s still safe to say Prince’s halftime show crown is safe for another year.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Guys, he just didn’t know! You see, he’s on the spectrum and he totes didn’t know what Hitler was responsible for! He was just saying his heart goes out to the winners!

Jalen Brunson is first team All-Flop. What a fucking embarrassment to basketball.

“Anwehittemhibdoe.” -Donald J. Trump

Emo Musk. The richest man in the world and he can’t buy a single friend. Dude could offer you a billion dollars to spend a day with him and after 5 minutes of his insufferable personality you’d be like, “No, I can’t. I forfeit.”

This is not the “just die already” giveaway I thought it was.

I especially like how Londell McMillan and Charles Spicer gave themselves producer credits on the barebones Around The World In A Day remaster. As though they had ANYTHING to do with the music or the original artwork. Couple of fucking GHOULS.

RSD list is out! Aaaaaaaand no Prince! GREAT job, guys! We get a Lil Peep 10th anniversary vinyl, but no Prince!

I just want to make sure everyone understands: Elon Musk is SO unlikable, he can’t even buy a friend amongst a group of FUCKING PEDOPHILES! They draw the line at hanging out with Elon Musk.

James Harden to Cleveland? Yeah, good luck with that. Harden has quit on literally every team he’s ever played for. Enjoy not winning in yet another city, Fatbeard.

Who’s ready for a little Silent Hill talk? No one? Well, too bad. I want to address a thing I’ve heard many times, even by fans of the original games: it would get boring exploring the same town over and over. And to that I say: Kamurocho.

You love to see it.

I legitimately can’t believe she’s gone. What a massive gigantic shocking loss. Iconic doesn’t even begin to describe Catherine O'Hara, a true original and one of the most talented and funniest people to ever grace us with her presence. I’m so devastated 💔

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal

RIP to the legendary icon Catherine O’Hara. Another huge part of many of our childhoods is gone and honestly one of these most talented actors/comedians of all time in my opinion. Truly devastating. 💙🙏

Will just be here watching this clip of Catherine O’Hara saying the word "baby" on Schitt’s Creek for the rest of the day….RIP 🥺🙏

Macaulay Culkin wrote a tribute to Catherine O’Hara after her passing “Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. I’ll see you later"

Pedro Pascal pays tribute to Catherine O’Hara “Oh, genius to be near you. Eternally grateful. There is less light in my world, this lucky world that had you, will keep you, always. Always ❤️" "The one and ONLY Catherine O’Hara”

Catherine O’Hara was a genius in her time. From SCTV to Beetlejuice to her frequent work with Christopher Guest to Schitt’s Creek, few people in the world were as funny. 2026 is kicking off the 2016 Reign of Terror 10th Anniversary Tour in spectacular fashion.

You mean to tell me the woman behind “Stupid Hoe” is a complete and utter moron? THE HECK YOU SAY!

This seems ok, I guess??? But I think it would be better if you had a shit-for-brains Nazi brandishing a chainsaw come on stage saying he'll cut all the waste and save billions of dollars, and proceed to do no such thing, line his own pockets, and peace out.

As I rewatch Shutter Island, I’m realizing it’s a better Silent Hill 2 movie than Return to Silent Hill. Literally a guy consumed by guilt, pining for his dead wife, running around in a dank, rusty hospital on a made-up quest that forces him to confront the truth.

Can Melania see in de dark? Does she wears night veesion goggles that make everyone, everythink green? I bet she’d like dat because Melania likes greencard.

Previously unseen levels of washed, broke, and morally bankrupt.

Fixed it.

It’s about time I saw some good news!

Fuck Bovino. Fuck Homan. Fuck whoever's up after that corrupt fuck. Fuck em all, beginning with the fat fuck up top.

But this totally logical Reddit post said Highguard was secretly Half-Life 3!

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Hey, remind me again what that fat little bitch Kyle Rittenhouse is famous for? Too bad nobody executed him.