Fuck Trump

Just realized that my Marcus Miller V7 bass has a Larry Carlton neck plate. Love it! Clearly a manufacturing mistake. Wouldn't have it any other way.

I do remember. It was 2 months ago.

"Trump's tweets are primarily for promotional purposes and media consumption within the United States, and they have recommended that no attention be paid to these statements.”

"...for domestic American propaganda and media consumption" When you don't want to *say* "bullshit" but you need to clearly point out bullshit.

Shots fired? In the US? What are we having for dinner?

My amp died on me. No bueno.

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

Welcoming a new member of my little instrument family. Just in time for the weekend. Groovy times ahead.

Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

I don't care what your politics are, this is bullshit.

He’s right — Bezos pays barely any taxes at all right now, so doubling them won’t do much. We’ll need to increase them by at least an order of magnitude.

Being a democrat in GA is a frustrating existence...

I'm just gonna say it. If we can't win the 2 Supreme Court races today in GA, we will lose a Senate seat in November.

It's TACO Tuesday in Iran.

I'm tired of this shit

UPDATE: Judge in Trump’s bullshit IRS lawsuit closes the case with prejudice BUT she notes there’s no “settlement” that resolved this case. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Kars4Kids ads make it sound like your car donations helped children in need. A California judge just BANNED the ads across the state because that’s a lie. Donations actually fund Orthodox Jewish indoctrination programs and matchmaking services. open.substack.com/pub/friendly...

I just want to go on record saying that having half-time shows for FIFA World Cup games is asinine and I am embarrassed on behalf of my entire country.

@kweencassie.bsky.social Not sure why you blocked me. If I screwed something up, my apologies.

Couldn't decide if which it is today, so I'll just play one after the other. It's the weekend after all.

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

Huh, that's weird...

The Germans have a word called "lebensmüde" which translates to "tired of life", and damn am I getting there...

So the US government has images of lights in the sky. Cool. The only conclusion I can draw from this is that they are still hiding the Epstein files to protect wealthy pedophiles.

Oh, it's almost string o'clock. Later, folks.

FL is on shaky ground too. We are at a point where 3 time Trump voters are fed up. Now is the time to crush MAGA. Marc Elias is on Florida. Please share his message youtube.com/@democracydo...

We are heading into a future where you either live in a red state or a blue state and if you're not aligned with what your state looks like politically, there's nothing you can do, because your vote is so diluted, it can't impact anyhting. That is unsustainable and will break the Union apart.

We need to vote our way back to a functioning democracy. We also need to consider the very real possibility that we might not be able to vote our way back to a functioning democracy soon. We need a plan B.

Well, so the Virginia district map is dead after the Virginia Supreme court struck it down. The law seems to only work for Republicans at this point...

There is a big difference between being a Jew and being a Zionist Netanyahu supporter. It's like the difference between being an American and being a Trump supporter. I think this confrontation between a Zionist lady and anti-Netanyahu Jews in NY says it all. Don't blame it on the people.

Yup - 😂

Performative public lying is a hallmark of far right authoritarian parties. The Supreme chutzpah of these people. It’s almost unbelievable.

ICE in NYC detaining hundreds every month, young children included.

I'm like an impulse buy. Interesting in the first few moments, but after a short while you have no idea that the fuck you were thinking doing with that thing.

Huh, I did it. Went from 236lbs in August to 170lbs today. Mission accomplished, ideal weight reached. I think I'll go down a handful more pounds to have some room to figure out what I then need to eat to maintain.

Had a really early start of the workday today. Means I can clock out early and spend some time with Lucille...

“I just now realized how corrupt this state is… they’re also cowards.” Tennesseans at the legislature for the first time just watched the shambolic Lamberth-presided *rules* committee — as Republicans move to strip representation from majority Black MEMPHIS🎪

I do not know what being anything other than a white dude feels like in the US. But I strongly believe that it should not feel any different than being a white dude in the US. We are all humans and we must all have the same rights and opportunities. This is what this US experiment is all about.

Dear MAGA, you are right. This isn't the first time we've seen high gas prices. It's just the first time we've had high gas prices because the President raped children.

9-11 months of hard work by the FBI to determine if the seashells were a threat against the president. What an elite, efficient agency it is under Kash.

I'm with Jimmy 🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

The number one job of national security is to protect the nation, you simpering little twerp, and they already have a bunker and national security infrastructure underneath the White House.

The fascists want me to tone down my rhetoric? Yeah, they can get fucked sideways with a cactus.

Fuck off @MeghanMcCain. I’m an American. I have free speech. I have a right to criticize Trump’s ugly ballroom & will do so whenever I want. Whoever the Dem nominee is in 2028 should pledge to tear the damn thing down. And btw, your father would be so damn disappointed in what you’ve become.

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Nine people were injured in a mass shooting near Indiana University last night, but you might not have heard about it because it’s the sort of thing that happens every single day in America. It’s long past time we did something about that.

Th media should talk less about the suspect and more about the fact that the administration is so awful that the suspect acted on what millions are thinking...