Why do the mansplaining fuckwits always find me?

OMG Eminem on stage with Jack White for Packers/Lions halftime. How did I not know this in advance. 🥹🫶

The aliens be sending us space rocks to put us all to sleep for the takeover. www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/s...

Forgot to post this pic from yesterday's community Thanksgiving. We served over 300 meals including 105 free ones. Spent the Tuesday prepping with 11 other volunteers. Please don't make fun of our food, we worked hard on it. It was good.

Another night, another chaotic masterpiece from the #WTSMOTM vote. Tommo takes a runaway first, McClean storms into second, and Broadhead & AO share bronze. Plus… elite write-ins only the Thirst Section could deliver. 🔥🔴🐉 #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC

Sweet Tommo isn’t just your #WTSMOTM, he’s your corner-taking, pulse-raising, knees-weak midfield menace. He leaned forward near that flag, delivered a filthy-perfect corner, and somehow had the audacity to look that good doing it. May the highlights bless your timelines. #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving in America and I am grateful for the tight fit of Sam Smith's kit. 🫶🫦🔴⚽

SO proud of the boys! Look at all those GREEN (7.0+) ratings from FotMob! #WxmThirstSection

60 Minutes to vote for the WTS Man of the Match! All Wrexham supporters with a bsky account are invited to vote. No login required. #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Tozer is guest commentating for P+ and he is very critical of our boys and while I applaud his attempt at objectivity, I'm kind of annoyed at the same time. #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC

🗳️The Wrexham Thirst Section Ballot’s available, Thirsties! Click-thru to crown your #WTSMOTM for Wrexham vs Bristol City.🏆 Available until 60 min after final whistle. Vote based on performance, appearance, celebration style, you decide.🔥 #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm forms.gle/7oX7Tjv9aGn9...

Took today and tomorrow off. Today is prep day for the community Thanksgiving. Tomorrow is serving at the clubhouse and delivery to the homebound. We made enough money from advance sales of dinner tickets to cover the cost for everyone. Plus enough to cover the Dec free grocery distribution. 😍🫶

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

"They're not knocking on the door they're pounding on it like Nicholson in The Shining." 😭😭 (MLS commentator referring to Philadelphia in their match against NYCFC.)

I wish there was some way to pick the commentator team for these NFL games. I haaaaaaaaate Brady. Heaping gobs of hate. Hearing his voice makes me want to punch faces.

I am in a fight with one of the big kids in one of my mobile games. We are arguing over whether the team requires 25 or 50 helps per week. This is serious business.

Tell USPTO: The public has a right to challenge bad patents. (Link in article.) www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

James McClean. GOOD GOD Y'ALL. #WxmThirstSection

Is it zorking huge?

Ohhhhhhhhhh. No more iFollow shenanigans? #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

OH MY GOD. Most of you will have no idea how huge this is but IT IS HUGE. hackaday.com/2025/11/21/m...

This photo is absolute ART. #WxmAFC #WrexhamAFC #WxmThirstSection

Another day, another masterclass. Arthur Okonkwo takes today’s #WTSMOTM with a commanding 38.5%, backed by big stops and bigger presence. James McClean storms into second with 19.2%, while Longman, Hyam, and Cleworth share the bronze on 7.7% each. #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm #AltTxt

Arthur Okonkwo, ladies and gentlemen. Calm, composed, and hotter than any keeper has business being. The Thirst Section witnessed today's performance “yes, that's our #WTSMOTM.” The braid game? Impeccable. The face card? Eternal. The votes? Overwhelming. #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm #AltTxt

IMPORTANT CONTEXT #askwxm

I made it the whole game you guys! One game down, no arrests or restraining orders so far. Doing good.

60 Minutes to vote for the WTS Man of the Match! All Wrexham supporters with a bsky account are invited to vote. No login required. #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Pony write-in votes are welcome. She's front row in the Away zone giving our boys LIFE. Also, Boner is collecting donations for bail money. Pony's gonna be over there for a minute and we want to be prepared.

🗳️The Wrexham Thirst Section Ballot’s available, Thirsties! Click-thru to crown your #WTSMOTM for Ipswich Town vs Wrexham.🏆 Available until 60 min after final whistle. Vote based on performance, appearance, celebration style, you decide.🔥 #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm forms.gle/7oX7Tjv9aGn9...

Taking bets on how long it will take before Pony invades the pitch and gets arrested.

Swear your oaths. Polish your alt text. The skies above The Pond have never known such holy purpose. #PonyWatch #HornyHighDiplomat #WxmThirstSection

She’s not just flying to Wrexham — she’s representing the Section at maximum chaos velocity. This isn’t a casual arrival. This is a diplomatic mission for the Velvet Archive itself. She is our emissary. Our scandal ambassador. Our Founding Mother on Tour. #WxmThirstSection

Official #WxmThirstSection chant for our Pony!

BREAKING NEWS: 🔥🐎 PONY IS EN ROUTE TO WREXHAM 🐎🔥 Pony Has gone full throttle on a mission for the #WxmThirstSection, carrying the entire weight of our collective thirst with grace, menace, and that dangerously sharp wit.

Let's gooooooo Buffaloooooo!!!

Dear Stockport, Here is yo ass. Love, Peterborough #WxmThirstSection

Once limited to policing the nation’s boundaries, the Border Patrol has built a surveillance system stretching into the country’s interior that can monitor ordinary Americans’ daily actions and connections for anomalies instead of simply targeting wanted suspects. apnews.com/article/immi...

Danny Ward: The Truth About Why I Was There (At McDonald's) #WxmThirstSection #WxmAFC #AskWxm www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHn9...

Me: There's no sports to watch tonight. Also me: *scrolling past all the basketball*

I can't find my TV remote so I'm over here using a remote control app on my phone like it's the year 3000.

Stargate was among the first MGM titles identified for series or film adaptations following Amazon’s $8.5B acquisition of the storied Hollywood studio in 2022. deadline.com/2025/11/star...

These playful, colorful, and meticulously crafted pieces are actually made of porcelain. #crochet www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/11/jere...

Here’s a nice summary of our new players. 🙂 #askwxm nwsport.co.uk/2025/11/19/n...

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

🫦 Currently streaming on Prime. Leaving end of this month. 🫦 youtu.be/36mnx8dBbGE

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#WxmAFC Kit Concepts: Boring Parkyball Q: What's black & white and red all over? A: The understated elegance of Mr. Phil Freakin' Parkinson #InParkyWeTrust #WxmThirstSection #AskWxm

22' ⭐ Ben Gannon-Doak subbed off due to injury. Scotland 1–0 Denmark. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙