So this was a lie. It’s now 110k Oooops. Sorry @pjfabulous.itch.io

I truly hate sitting down and translating my work into different languages. If I get it right, I say: 追我的明明是一块六英尺高、长得像人的猪排，不是什么巨型鸡！ And if I get it wrong , I say: 追我的明明是一块六英尺高、长得像人的猪排，不是什么巨型妓女! Which is maddening!

Happy New Year, BSers. This is the year I: Get an agent Finish my 2nd person perspective horror Start writing my adult adventure story

Hi Bluesky. Sorry I’ve been so quiet, but I’ve been busy. The good news is, at 63,959 words I have reached…

I’m glad I popped onto Bluesky today to see this!

Hey, this doesn’t look like Threads, it’s… …Ohhh. Right.

Oh yeah! Bluesky is a thing. I keep forgetting. Sorry.

My penultimate essay of my MA is complete!

Every Valentine’s Day I’m reminded that my University used to offer free STD tests on the 15th of February. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Student: Yeah, I’d have voted for Trump. Me: Why? Student: He’s funny. And gets stuff done, like he renamed that lake. Me: Do you mean the Gulf of Mexico? Student: I guess. I pull up Google Earth. Student: oh. Well he’s still funny. And the other students tell him off.

Hi Blue Sky’ers. I don’t usually use the platform for this, but I’m raising money for charity by walking 120 miles next month, and would appreciate a sponsorship. Http://events.dofe.org/fundraisers/benjaminfox/do-it-for-youth-120mile-challenge

reichest man in the world I'm just asking for ONE frontpage typo tomorrow. ONE.

I’m really quite pleased with how this unit patch came out.

So this is an enjoyable app… vm.tiktok.com/ZGdA8yQyX/

Everything I need for my first Cosplay should be arriving in the next week or so. Then I just need to sew. Exciting times are ahead.

It’s nice to back on BlueSky. I’ll be splitting my time between here and Threads, and ignoring all responsibilities.

Ohhhh yeah. Blue sky’s still a thing. Ooops.

Sorry, Bluesky. I just love Threads so much I forgot you.

Titanic. It’s A Wonderful Life Citizen Kane Gone With The Wind

Made some roulade this year for the first time. That was fun.

Merry Christmas from England!

Christmas break starts now! Aaaaand bed.

Today my Year 8 class settled down to watch Oliver Twist. Amazon’s version didn’t work so we started watching Oliver & Company. Then I stopped it 30 seconds in because someone complained the Twin Towers was in it and “they should be taken out because they’re not there anymore”. Then THAT devolved

So yesterday I turned 42. I still don’t know the Ultimate Question.

I still can’t believe that idle games are a thing. Like someone went “hey, remember Progress Quest? Let’s do that, but not taking the piss.”

Jingle All The Way - not as bad as I remember. Not great. Tomorrow WE WILL DO GREMLINS.

My birthday is in 16 days and I am now at that point where it’s just another day.

The Squid Game game show is nuts.

The Squid Games game show is fantastic. I really hope some of these contestants watch back their actions and go “ohhh. Yeah, I get it. I’m a dick”.

This is the least relevant post I think I’ve ever made: I love the new Tardis interior and really hope they keep it for years. There’s so much they could do with it, in terms of internal shots/stories.

Some shots from last night’s trip to London. Carnaby Street, Covent Garden, and Kings Cross

I really need to remember to log into this more.

Beyond excited to see that @juliansimpson.bsky.social’s latest season of The Lovecraft Investigations landed. Binged them back to back and now I’ve restarted the whole series for my daily commute.

So, just checking. NaMoWriMo did a donation weekend where they sent me an absolute shit-ton of emails around asking me for money. Does that ever work?

I’ve seen the most haunting version of Darth Vader. Creepy, unforgettable nightmare fuel. So naturally I’m turning the images into Dad Joke memes.

I’m not doing NaNoWriMo this year. It’s not that I’m giving up on writing - today my MA in Creative Writing starts and I’m going to focus on that.

It’s honestly sad that when I look at jobs I -want- they pay less than the job I -have-. Not that. I hate being a teacher, I love it. I just think I may love NOT being a teacher more. Grass is greener, and all that.

Okay. I’m caught up on Ahsoka now. Damn!

I keep thinking my first posts on a new social media platform should be deep, meaningful and insightful. But inside I always kinda just want to be like Nelson Muntz doing armpit farts into a microphone.

Now the weather is turning again, hopefully I can start to take some more photos like this one.

@namaslay.bsky.social whut up yo

Well, now what?