CANADA COMES TO THE RESCUE OF SOMALIAN REFEREE OMAR ARTAN! 🇨🇦🇸🇴 David Eby, Premier of British Columbia, has announced that his province would welcome Omar Artan. He stated that Artan should be allowed to referee World Cup matches within his jurisdiction, specifically in the host city of Vancouver.

This might be the least impressed MoMo has ever been. He looks so very done. I can’t stop laughing.

"By nationality, I'm Venezuelan," Andry Hernandez Romero told me. "But in my heart, I'm American." He is the gay makeup artist Trump sent to the CECOT torture prison in El Salvador. Andry is in Spain now, rebuilding his life and haunted by his experience. www.advocate.com/news/andry-h...

Anthony Head, best known for his roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,” has died at 72

RIP Giles! 😢😢😢

This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

Trump is so far gone and so deeply protected by his bubble that I'm convinced one person yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP, OLD MAN" to his face would make his head literally explode.

Fuck each and every one of them.

When Coca-Cola suddenly closed a plant in Newfoundland in January 1992, the province's residents started a boycott. That boycott continues to this day, as people choose to support the local and family-owned Pepsi bottling plant. youtube.com/shorts/o89rp...

You get a million dollars, but you have to watch the same movie 100 times in 40 days. Piece of cake. I would do this for a dozen different movies.

The Artemis II team is inspiring young Canadians to think bigger, aim higher, and explore further.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

This is Tank. His parents said he could have a little bit of cake. They never said it would be easy, but fortunately he's up for the challenge. 13/10 (TT: kaesys)

It was a pleasure to spend time with Prime Minister Carney last week in Toronto.

NEW — The Handbasket presents FASCIST VACATION by Chrisitian Dawson www.thehandbasket.co/p/sean-duffy...

Morning Kitten “The perfect box does not exis—“

Wab Kinew: "I want someone who believes in the right wing to explain to me how cutting taxes has anything to do with attacking LGBT people. Because it doesn't. And the only time they bring out the anti-trans and the anti-LGBT is when their polling numbers are going down."

Mamdani has demonstrated something that Democrats have largely forgotten. You can't just do good things for voters and expect to be rewarded for it. You have to tell them about it, over and over again. You have to advertise your work in office just as much as you did on the campaign to win it.

Imagine if America actually had radical left lunatics

OMG

This isn’t the self-own you think it is.

Pete Buttigieg: "My second greatest fear for my party is if we win in Nov that we forget that a return to the prior status quo is not the answer. What we need is a series of clean bills, legislative projects that will deliver higher wages, that will deliver universal health insurance coverage."

This is the hardest day of the year for a lot of people. I love you. I see you. You are not alone. ❤️

Maybe you could text someone in your life who is grieving today and let them know you are thinking of them. Send the text.

Happy Mother’s Day to people who believe motherhood should be a choice and not a punishment.

Welcome back to Canada, President Obama. Thank you for joining us in Toronto for important conversations on how we can build a better and more just future — and empower more people to build with us.

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

Y'all should have voted for Harris. Fucking morons.

I mean…

This might be the most Canadian video ever. youtu.be/3_7rBHhzcss?...

“It takes zero courage to love you” Gods that’s so simple and yet so profound. And so true!

I’m madly in love with Cowboy. Eleventy billion/10. youtube.com/shorts/eIXpu...

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words, which feels a bit passive-aggressive.

Look at what I get to look after this weekend!!!

Comey's attorneys should present this in court lol

In order for me to trust any cute pet pix anymore, I need them to be your personal pets. To keep the volume consistent, everyone with a pet needs to post much more often. Let's see those pups, folks!

Given this argument, I assume it's too dangerous for the President to go golfing anymore, right?

Look at my handsome new client! His name is Woolly and he’s lovely and clever!

You're not "helping" when you photoshop stuff like that and put a fake image out there they can easily dismiss when the reality is already bad enough.

This is my new favorite picture of a Cybertruck

Speaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Speak it into existence for next January. It's time.

Shoutout to The Atlantic reporters for publishing these massive scoops instead of waiting years to put them in a book.

I would just like to point out, for those of you who may be unaware, that IT’S APRIL. *yells at clouds in Canadian* ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.

@groguspeak.bsky.social I think Tofu needs this. I’m just saying. youtube.com/shorts/S9jDl...

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

everything is terrible so here’s mamdani and obama laughing and reading to kids to soothe your soul

This is Mav. She couldn't contain her excitement during her ultrasound. Appreciated the attention and honestly a cold, wet belly rub is still a belly rub. 13/10 (IG: duluthveterinaryhospital)

When you see it broken down like this, it hits different, doesn’t it? For the life of me, I don’t understand why so many Democrats are attaching their names to this man by endorsing him.

Now, I see the violence inherent in the system.