Me doing audio description: "He's going up the stairs. The killer's probably there. No I bet it's all a dream. Or he's a ghost or something. He's going in the bedroom OH I CAN'T WATCH - no, I have to, it's my job - AH killer under the bed, called it! I bet he's still a ghost though..."

Alcatraz is too wee.

The Women* in Classics** list is open to all women. Trans women. Gender fluid or non-binary folk who ID as women or femmes in any way. Anyone socialised as a woman. You get to decide if you’re eligible. This will always be the case.

Fuck it. Let AI have everything. Honestly, how can it do any worse?

Private Eye gets us.

11 pounds of good news won't outweigh the rest, but it's nice to have all the same.

Financial Experts Recommend Diversifying Portfolio With Multiple Harebrained Schemes

When my kid is having a party and I phone just to check everything's fine.

Thirty years ago I began writing a book of advice for the next generation. Now that I'm nearly fifty, it's just four hundred pages of this.

I do NOT crack my knuckles.

I'm having a difficult time so I'm aggressively unsubscribing from emails and it's unnervingly satisfying. Hopefully it won't spiral into killing people for a psychological release. Is that a thing? I hope that's not a thing.

We-ell, God said to Abraham, kill me a son Abe said man, you must be puttin' me on God said no, Abe said wh-what? God said you do what you want Abe, but NEXT TIME THAT YOU SEE ME COMIN' YOU BETTER RUN Abe said where you want this killin' done? God said out on that Highway 61

Fox demonizing kids who get SS benefits due to the heartbreaking circumstances of losing one or both parents is shockingly evil.

spotted in the toronto star

Barack Obama asks how would people react if he did what Donald Trump is doing Asking, "Who are we as a country, and what values do we stand for"

This is just magnificent, Buster Keaton doing a bit in Candid Camera. With thanks to @misterconnor1.bsky.social.

Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon — theonion.com/trump-assure...

Sign of the day…Chicago

They’re like “we finally have enough money to have a baby”

Everyone should read this, especially for the bits in the article that give us some insight into what these detention prisons used by ICE are like. And no one, no one, should be traveling to the US if they can avoid it. No one. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Jasmine Pt 2 from Wednesday (Must see TV)

Burkina Faso just announced that they paid off all their international Debt so their economy is 100% their own. I know that’s the fuck right.

You know where you are with geography.

if you're having a bad day, at least you haven't tried to tariff a penguin

Depressing. Predictable.

The right time of year for the satisfyingly cynical 'Spring' by Edna St Vincent Millay (1892-1950). I discovered it thanks to the wonderful @kukukadoo.bsky.social who posted it on X (but sadly doesn't seem to post on here).

🚨 Outrage as 20 police officers break into Westminster Quaker Meeting House and arrest six. 🚨 This shocking violation of a place of worship is a direct result of crackdowns on protest and dissent - freedom of speech, assembly and democracy are at risk.🕊️ 👉 www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...

1. Cape 2. Top hat 3. Bread 4. Milk 5. Evil twirly moustache

Now up to here with my slow return to physical artwork post-ABI. Even the parts I’ve done so far need more detailed layers added on. Can’t work long before pain and fatigue get too much & I’m scared of having a seizure whilst working on it

Magnificent. More of this always everywhere please.

Thanks so much to those who’ve donated. If I do get the backpayment they owe me (& they’ve screwed me for 15 months, so they better), I swear & will provide evidence, that any money raised will be repaid into mutualist organisations so it can be paid forward.

I didn’t want to do this but I can’t survive until the DWP screw up leaving me, a severely disabled person, on £34.50pw to survive. That doesn’t cover the increased electrical costs, never mind food (I’m underweight) & v ill. Need a special diet- so no food banks www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...

This might be the closest I'll ever get to writing jokes for a Canadian late night show (because they don't exist), and it just felt so, so right.

Not just mimicking it, but going further. If this is Labour, I’m a duck.

Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.

West Bank Quaker school has USAID funding cut.

ur telling me u jack off all trades?

This is the Crossens Canoe, which is 1500 years old. It was found in a field near here in 1899 and is now on permanent display in Southport and it's RUBBISH. Look at it. Call that a canoe? No wonder they left in a field for 1500 years.

I'd complain that you couldn't PAY me to be an insomniac but as I appear to be doing it for free there's no point.

"No, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do anything about your ear infection. This is a very silly joke. Please go away."

He's so missed. 🥰

"And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human" Hot damn William Gibson you got the sauce