I think we can all safely assume that Trump is suffering from a condition known as paraphasia. So when he says “hoax”, he means “facts”. It’s not his fault, really… it’s the dementia.

Happy first night of Hanukkah Chanukah Hanuka Chanuka Hannukah!

This 🥶 weather calls for one thing and one thing only… #chilivschill #dinner #comfortfood

In 1993, Trump signed a mortgage for a Florida home, pledging it would be his principal residence. Seven weeks later, he attested a neighboring property would also be his principal residence. In reality, he does not seem to have lived in either home.

Zoe Weissman survived the Parkland shooting. Now she’s at Brown, and it happened again. “Honestly, I'm really angry that this is happening to me all over again, and I'm just in shock.” We’re failing our kids. A gun-sick nation. 🇺🇸 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Seriously, if that doesn't scream "BIG RED FLAG!!!" at the top of their lungs, I don't know what does!

Careless misinformation like this during a school shooting can get people killed. Schools will now have to update their procedures to tell students to ignore Trump’s posts during school shootings. Hopefully no one was harmed due to Trump’s sharing of false information.

This sounds amazing!! @michaelbyrum.bsky.social & I would fit right in with our “Halloween” Christmas Tree 😂

David Letterman on Life After Late-Night, www.youtube.com/watch

(This claim is not true)

Ramirez to Noem: "You lied on the record and you lied to members of this committee. You violated court orders by not turning around deportation flights bound for El Salvador where we know that hundreds of people under your leadership reported they were raped, beaten, and nearly died."

Historians have discovered there were presidents before Trump who *also* engaged in frequent hand shaking yet they didn't always have bruises and bandages on the backside of their hands. Even Sleepy Joe Biden, who was perpetually just seconds away from dying of old age, came out unscathed. Really!

Damn 🔥🔥🔥

Q: Does the White House have a response to a judge ordering the immediate release of Kilmar Ábrego García from ICE detention? Will you appeal? LEAVITT: Absolutely. The White House opposes this activism from a judge. He is a proven human trafficker

COLLINS: If the economy is as strong as Trump says it is, then why is he telling parents 2 weeks before Christmas that they should only buy 2 or 3 dolls for their kids? LEAVITT: What he's saying is if we want products made here, we're gonna have better quality. Maybe you'll pay a dollar or 2 more

Kaitlan Collins pushes Leavitt on her gaslighting about the economy. Leavitt ends by accusing her of wanting to "push untrue narratives about the president"

My partner was mailed a North Carolina jury summons TO OUR ADDRESS IN PHILADELPHIA, which states he should let them know if he lives out of district. 😒 I can't even comprehend this level of stupid 🤦🏻‍♀️ With @michaelbyrum.bsky.social

Trump: "NATO calls me daddy."

RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."

Vance could have been so much more, he chose to be cruel.

"At which point we're going to blow them out of the fucking skies."

Dear Leader proudly decrees that he will hand out $12b, in a definitely not socialist manner, to America’s farmers to… …help them deal with the catastrophic consequences of his disastrous tariff policies.

trumpy Lashes Out At #Paramount Owners In Rant About Marjorie Taylor #Greene ’s Appearance On ‘ #60Minutes’ deadline.com/2025/12/trum...

#Krampus time of year. We decided to celebrate this soon to be 1 yr of living together with our first on-the-fly 2024 tree 😜 purchase 😍 12/24/24 I traveled from #NC to #Philly to be with my love forever. Anywhowho, just got emotional....🥹 more later

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.

I love @alyankovic.bsky.social so much

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award Also Boomers:

Critics have raised unfounded fears about #mRNA technology, which is being used to develop vaccines against melanoma, pancreatic cancer, flu, HIV, Lyme disease & more. A study in @pnas.org suggests a promising way to overcome those fears. cc: @asc.upenn.edu @upenn.edu @pauloffit.bsky.social

this shit is just beyond parody, man

BREAKING on MS NOW:   Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.

The Latest Victims Of #trump 's #Anti-DEI Hysteria? It's #WhiteGuys! Oh, the irony. www.wonkette.com/p/the-latest...

Do these guys ever bother to listen to themselves? Yeah, that's exactly what pardoning the 1600 J6 rioters show.

This is monumentally hypocritical, and of course he knows it. These Trump goons get off on doing this right in front of our eyes. It makes them feel powerful.

I am preparing MIT Technology Review's infamous list of "worst" technologies of the year. What are 2025's biggest failures, set backs, and misfires but which also hold useful lessons about technology? I think Cybertruck has to be on the list. Tell me your picks in the replies👇!!

Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”

OMFG what the amazing!! 🤩 Jack White + unexpected Eminem mashup = night is complete. 🥹🫶 #Detroit #2000sMusicFlashback

During this season of giving, let’s do what we can to give back to the communities that have given us so much. From our family to yours, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Every. Single. Year. 🍗🥧🤰🏻 Happy Food Coma Day to all that celebrate. 🎉 #thanksgiving #atetoomuch #nowwenap

First IRL #FeedFace Day with Cutie 😍@dianafulmer.bsky.social . #Turkey Breast, Gravy, Green Bean #Casserole, Baby #Carrots, Stuffing, #Yams and #Cranberry Sauce <<--- yuck plus Pecan Pie, #Rum & Coke / Beer 🤪

Physically I’m now in sweatpants until Friday, mentally I’m now in sweatpants until January

Welcome To #Wonkette #HappyHour, With This Thanksgiving #Cocktail, The Flying #Turkey! #Bourbon 😍https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-fcf

My latest, about @siembranc.bsky.social and how they organized in North Carolina to counter Operation Charlotte's Web and Border Patrol's latest anti-immigrant crackdown, co-published in @thenation.com and @southernstudies.bsky.social www.thenation.com/article/poli...

And this is why nowhere beats living in #Philadelphia 🤪 #ice #eagles #winning #resist #notinourcity

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport