Mickey Lenin
@thepolitburo.bsky.social
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Laughing all the way to perdition.
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Announcing Trumpâs pick to lead the Office of Procurement.
over 1 year ago
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Someone is yelling at the clouds again. đ«Ł
about 1 hour ago
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While stumping for Hungarian autocrat OrbĂĄn, lil JD tried to impress the crowd by phoning Dear Leader. He went straight to voicemail. Twice.
about 13 hours ago
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With Cosplay Noem fired and spending quality time with her hubby instead of her paramour, one might wonder whatâs happening with her new $70m luxury jet⊠Itâs being reassigned for Melanomaâs personal use. đ€·ââïž
about 15 hours ago
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âI love working for Trump. If Trump asks me to do something I will say, âthank you very much, I love you, sir.ââ -Acting AG Blanche DuBois He said with a tear in his eye and followed it by âno homoâ unless he asksâŠ
about 17 hours ago
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By Grabtharâs Hammer, what a deal!
about 20 hours ago
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All the brainpower of a syphilitic slug.
about 23 hours ago
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âWhat are you going to do to ensure farmers can get what they need without breaking the bank?â âWell, the Biden administrationâŠâ The party of personal responsibility never takes anyâŠ
1 day ago
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While Dear Leader is plotting WW3, lilâJD is of stumping on the campaign trail for Hungarian strongman, Orban - while also railing against our allies in the EU. Imagine if foreign leaders campaigned or colluded in our elections⊠đ«Ł
1 day ago
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The trend to show old photos of NYC under some rose colored lens is intentionally misleading and more than a little racist. And to do so using 1929 as some sort of cultural peak is hilarious considering the financial crisis the oligarchs were about to inflict upon the worldâŠ
2 days ago
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Why does this sound like heâs about to use a nuclear weapon?
2 days ago
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âIâm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So, after Iâm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It wonât take too long, Iâm good at language. I will go to Venezuela and run for president.â Are these polls in the room with you now?
3 days ago
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Whoâs got a bigger load in their pants?
3 days ago
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âThey are animals. Thatâs why blowing up their bridges and power stations isnât a war crime.â Actually, it still is and what a weird thing to say while standing next to a bunny.
3 days ago
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âAbout those gas pricesâŠâ âJoe Biden, heâs the oneâŠâ âOk, that was then, this is nowâŠâ âThese higher prices are a temporary phenomenon. Itâs going to end very soonâŠâ Theyâre going to crash the economy, arenât theyâŠ
3 days ago
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Any advice to Americans struggling to make ends meet? âBetter just keep breaking your back and working hard, maybe get another job.â - Van Dork (maga-NJ)
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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A statesman for the ages. đ
4 days ago
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Iran is clearly winning the meme war and the belligerent posts from Dear Leader and Plastered Pete Hagueseth are clearly reeking of desperation.
4 days ago
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The book deal was good but they neglected to read the fine print giving editorial control to the Council of Nicea. đ
4 days ago
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Somebody woke up a little unhinged this morningâŠ
4 days ago
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Name that Easter Bunny!
4 days ago
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This is the last obviously Trumpy post since the White House put a âlidâ on activities. Subsequent posts are weird charts and reposts that typically indicate an aide or StephenâŠ
5 days ago
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The White House is denying reports that Trump has been rushed to Walter Reed. *puts champagne on ice*
5 days ago
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âThey have no anti aircraft equipment. Their radar is 100% annihilated. We are an unstoppable military force.â - Trump on Wednesday In the last 24 hours, Iran has shot down or severely damaged: 2 Blackhawks 1 F-15 1 A-10 Warthog
5 days ago
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President Golden Calf is threatening to go all biblical against a country he declared victory over a month ago⊠That doesnât sound like someone who is winning. đ€·ââïž
5 days ago
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âWhat you guys hear from Trump and see from him on social media and TV is exactly what we see and hear from him behind the scenes. What you see is what you get.â So, aggressively misinformed and dangerously disconnected from realityâŠ
5 days ago
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Weird considering Dear Leader has been telling us daily we already won. đ«Ł
5 days ago
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This is going to end poorly.
6 days ago
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Bondiâs portrait in garbage cans across DC warms my heart. â€ïž
6 days ago
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So, weâre waging a quagmire in the Middle East while getting rid of experienced officers who wonât sugarcoat reality. This should go wellâŠ
7 days ago
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Secretary of the Corn Rollins believes that spiking fertilizer prices âshouldnât be too disruptive for farmersâ⊠Which is kind of true, with fertilizer shipments stuck from the Hormuz closure, farmers are being told they may only get a fraction of what they needâŠ
7 days ago
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So long⊠Farewell⊠Auf Wiedersehen⊠Goodbye!
7 days ago
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After that deranged speech and while our nation is at war, Dear Leader spent the evening looking at old pictures of himself.
7 days ago
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âAll these thingsââŠ. I donât know, if the health of the American people isnât important then what is the point? đ«Ł
7 days ago
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Can you tell when Trump started bloviating? *Dow Futures
7 days ago
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8 days ago
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He canât even remember what he for breakfast. đ€Ș
8 days ago
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âI canât think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me. I donât want to be bragging but nobody else settled wars.â You are trying to brag and settling wars you started donât countâŠ
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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Dear Leader has released renderings of his planned presidential library to be built in Miami⊠âŠwhich looks more like a merch store in a casino than a library.
9 days ago
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âAs far as President Trump and boots on the ground, I donât understand why the base wouldnât have faith in his ability to execute on this. Look at his track record.â Itâs his track record that causes concernâŠ
9 days ago
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9 days ago
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Lilâ JD is admitting that heâs obsessed with UFOâs but that he doesnât think theyâre aliens⊠âŠhe thinks theyâre demons.
9 days ago
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That awkward moment when the bullet doesnât match the weapon. đ€·ââïž
9 days ago
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âYou have to see it. Itâs very cool. Missiles launched, missiles launched, missiles launching. Theyâre launching. Then, at 7 seconds, fire, fire, fire. Fire boom, fire boom.â President Forrest Trump and his toys that go boom.
9 days ago
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Does he forget that just a few weeks ago he was trying to sell visas and citizenships to rich people?
10 days ago
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If you could choose only one reason why you dislike Trump, making Ann Coulter sound reasonable would be near the top of the list.
10 days ago
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Weâre fighting an unauthorized war but Dear Leader was up all night posting repeatedly about his deepest fears and insecurities - a successful black lady.
10 days ago
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The hospital ship, Mercy, went into dock in Portland for major repairs this week. Which is odd because Dear Leader said he was sending it to Greenland.
11 days ago
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Sources say military planners and experts within the Pentagon have bestowed an ominous new nickname for Plastered Pete Hagueseth⊠Dumb McNamara
11 days ago
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