Mickey Lenin
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Laughing all the way to perdition.
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Announcing Trumpās pick to lead the Office of Procurement.
over 1 year ago
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Dear Leader has ordered the dismantling of a $367m system that monitors marine health and ocean conditions for climate and storm forecasting. Because what you donāt know canāt hurt youā¦ š«£š«£š«£
about 1 hour ago
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Dear Leader has nominated Bill Pulte to replace Skunk Stripe Barbie as DNI. Despite having zero intelligence experience Bill has famously been expelled from the family home building empire and is currently the owner of a chain of dilapidated Florida mobile home parks best described as slums.
about 4 hours ago
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āHe will never let you downā He also hasnāt been seen by anyone since February and has completely abandoned his congressional duties but ok⦠š¤£
about 9 hours ago
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And by āradical left deep state lunaticsā he means competent and effective legal minds as opposed to the partisan hacks he surrounds himself with that couldnāt even indict a ham sandwich. š¤£
about 22 hours ago
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āPresident Trump, who is as sharp as can be, same age as Biden but his health is in good condition and his mental acuity is as strong as everā¦ā Heās wildly wrong about Trump, who is actively decaying in real time, but what on earth is going on with Trey Gowdyās hair?!! š«£
about 24 hours ago
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Faced with bipartisan opposition and looming legal peril, Dear Leader is going full TACO and dropping his $1.8b insurrection slush fund. š® š®š®
1 day ago
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In his quixotic quest to surround himself with only people he feels comfortable around, Plastered Pete Hagueseth just blocked over a third of the recommended admiral promotions - leaving no women and all but two minorities.
1 day ago
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They want to make a deal so badly that⦠they just broke off talks due to repeated attacks and what they call ādishonestyā by the Trump regime in their constantly changing demands and histrionic rhetoric.
1 day ago
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āThey tried to run Kemp but he refused. So theyāve got a congressman whoās only a congressman because his daddy was a congressman and a coach who was only a coach because his daddy was a coach.ā The maga cult of personality relies solely on blind allegiance to Dear Leader and rank nepotism.
1 day ago
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The test does not measure intelligence as he claims but, rather, cognitive ability which he clearly has issues withā¦
1 day ago
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āThis is all military⦠you have the drone ports and sniper portsā¦ā The next stage of paranoid dementia is barricading yourself inside a fortressā¦
2 days ago
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āFor the 150th there was a Coolidge coin. We are going to have the image of President Trump on a coin and the $250 bill. He should be on there.ā The Coolidge coin was a limited edition, not for circulation commemorative that was sold for a premium- with most melted down after falling to sell.
2 days ago
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DHS is considering selling Cosplay Noemās $70m luxury jet after being unable to remove the āstainsā left by her and her paramour on the seats⦠š«£
2 days ago
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I donāt really understand these right wing feuds but they are fascinating to watch. š¤Ŗ
3 days ago
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āI wish I looked like Jaxson. Is he a male model? He is a handsome guy, a beautiful guy. Conservative guy. He said, āI love you, sir.āā With a tear in his eyeā¦
3 days ago
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Faced with nearly every act cancelling on him, Trump has made the bold decision to headline the 250th Thunderdome himself. No word on his set list but we anticipate ādancingāā¦
3 days ago
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āLook, for many families, itās not nothing but itās been less than $200 in extra gasoline costs.ā - Secretary of Oligarchs, shown here demonstrating fisting techniques. Look, I just want the $200 back and the Strait open. š¤·āāļø
3 days ago
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During breaks from the Iran Quagmire, Plastered Pete Hagueseth had taken up a new hobby⦠Prancercise!
3 days ago
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Both Lutnick and now Bondi have testified about Epstein. Both refused to take oaths during the questioning.
3 days ago
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Dear Leader is spiraling and the tl;dr is if he canāt have his name on the Kennedy Center then he wants nothing to do with it. š¤£
4 days ago
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The kid who ate his boogers in class had a better response rate for his party. š¤·āāļø
4 days ago
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Imagine thinking the abuse of minors is āsillyāā¦,
4 days ago
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āYou say you have a girlfriend, why donāt you name her?ā Look at lilā Benny Grindr-son trying to throw shade. š¤£
4 days ago
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āThey should change the Nobel Prize to the Trump Prize.ā Is that what you get for destroying a girlās elementary school?
4 days ago
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Find someone who looks at you like Paxton looks at Pressler.
5 days ago
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āYou canāt boo me, Iām the vice president of the United States.ā Lilā JD channeling Jeb āplease clapā Bush.
5 days ago
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Remember all the fanfare about Trumpās āBoard of Peace,ā with grandiose promises from some of the more unsavory and corrupt leaders from around the globe? Seems the have received exactly zero deposited funds. š¤”
5 days ago
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āYou are leading us to the greatest economy that the world has ever known. I hear it everywhere I go, āplease thank the president,ā - they love you.ā Secretary of Foreheads Loeffler trying to fluff Dear Leader while he dozes off.
5 days ago
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Theyāre so scared of him. First heās a vegan, now heās using a napkin. And it was a turkey leg not bbq, not that they really care about details. š
5 days ago
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Oh, honey, thatās not the⦠Here, just have a cookie and grab a nap.
5 days ago
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After returning from his bi-monthly annual physical at Walter Reed, Dear Leader stopped and stared at a White House pillar for 6 minutes. Totally normal behavior⦠for a dementia patient or a toddler loading up their diaper.
5 days ago
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The increasingly ridiculous ways theyāre attempting to attack Talarico is almost amusing. š¤£
6 days ago
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Having milli vanilli as a headliner for the Great American Thunderdome is hilariously emblematic of how disconnected from reality our kakistocracy has become. š¤£
6 days ago
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Somewhere between ātwo weeksā and āa concept of a planā is 95%.
6 days ago
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āOman will behave just like everyone else or weāll have to bl*w them up.ā Oman is an allyā¦
6 days ago
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āItās attorneys general, right? Not attorney generals? We ought to change this.ā Deep Thoughts with lilā JD Handy
6 days ago
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āThe way welfare works is we just take your word for it. If you say your kids are hungry, youāre going to get food stamps. We donāt even check if you have kids. You will just start getting checks.ā That is literally not how any of that works.
6 days ago
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āHeās a threat to our very way of life. I mean, heās a vegan!ā He isnāt but itās hilarious thatās the best slogan they can craft. š¤£
6 days ago
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Paxton has won the Texas maga senate primary as a champion of pedo rights.
6 days ago
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Six Flags over DC is nearly readyā¦
7 days ago
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āChildren who are circumcised early have double the rate of autismā¦ā -WormFK āIāve studied this a long timeā¦ā -The Drooling Dotard No, and Iām not sure which comment is more unsettlingā¦
7 days ago
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WormFK caught some snakes on āDrā Ozās patio and immediately got bit. I hope the snakes are ok.
7 days ago
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āI didnāt expect the corruption to be quite as widespread as it has been. The self dealing, the lining of his and his familyās pockets⦠itās shocking. Iāve never seen a family get so rich off the presidency.ā Oh, Megyn, weāve been saying this since 2016. š¤·āāļø
7 days ago
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āUnder our leadership, 5 million people have been lifted off food stamps in a short period of time.ā They werenāt lifted, they were booted off and now theyāre flooding food banks trying to feed their kids.
7 days ago
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Iām going to need a new shocked face, this one isnāt working anymore. š«£
7 days ago
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Sheās gunna need a cream for that burn.
8 days ago
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ā18k young men named William buried here. Over 20k named John, over 13k named James. Joined over time by Isaac, Elijah, Hanks, Helen, Juans, Margarets, Maryās⦠Donaldās, not too many.ā *giggles* Sir, this is not Mambo #5.
8 days ago
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Trump āblinkedā so long he nearly missed Plastered Pete Haguesethās speech. š¤£
8 days ago
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āLosers and suckersā
8 days ago
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āIām the smartest guy youāre ever going to meet. In fact, I took the cogni⦠cognititive test. Iām the only one.ā He really does live in a bubble of delusion.
9 days ago
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