Someone is yelling at the clouds again. 🫣

While stumping for Hungarian autocrat Orbán, lil JD tried to impress the crowd by phoning Dear Leader. He went straight to voicemail. Twice.

With Cosplay Noem fired and spending quality time with her hubby instead of her paramour, one might wonder what’s happening with her new $70m luxury jet… It’s being reassigned for Melanoma’s personal use. 🤷‍♂️

“I love working for Trump. If Trump asks me to do something I will say, ‘thank you very much, I love you, sir.’” -Acting AG Blanche DuBois He said with a tear in his eye and followed it by “no homo” unless he asks…

By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a deal!

All the brainpower of a syphilitic slug.

“What are you going to do to ensure farmers can get what they need without breaking the bank?” “Well, the Biden administration…” The party of personal responsibility never takes any…

While Dear Leader is plotting WW3, lil’JD is of stumping on the campaign trail for Hungarian strongman, Orban - while also railing against our allies in the EU. Imagine if foreign leaders campaigned or colluded in our elections… 🫣

The trend to show old photos of NYC under some rose colored lens is intentionally misleading and more than a little racist. And to do so using 1929 as some sort of cultural peak is hilarious considering the financial crisis the oligarchs were about to inflict upon the world…

Why does this sound like he’s about to use a nuclear weapon?

“I’m polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So, after I’m finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won’t take too long, I’m good at language. I will go to Venezuela and run for president.” Are these polls in the room with you now?

Who’s got a bigger load in their pants?

“They are animals. That’s why blowing up their bridges and power stations isn’t a war crime.” Actually, it still is and what a weird thing to say while standing next to a bunny.

“About those gas prices…” “Joe Biden, he’s the one…” “Ok, that was then, this is now…” “These higher prices are a temporary phenomenon. It’s going to end very soon…” They’re going to crash the economy, aren’t they…

Any advice to Americans struggling to make ends meet? “Better just keep breaking your back and working hard, maybe get another job.” - Van Dork (maga-NJ)

A statesman for the ages. 😜

Iran is clearly winning the meme war and the belligerent posts from Dear Leader and Plastered Pete Hagueseth are clearly reeking of desperation.

The book deal was good but they neglected to read the fine print giving editorial control to the Council of Nicea. 😜

Somebody woke up a little unhinged this morning…

Name that Easter Bunny!

This is the last obviously Trumpy post since the White House put a “lid” on activities. Subsequent posts are weird charts and reposts that typically indicate an aide or Stephen…

The White House is denying reports that Trump has been rushed to Walter Reed. *puts champagne on ice*

“They have no anti aircraft equipment. Their radar is 100% annihilated. We are an unstoppable military force.” - Trump on Wednesday In the last 24 hours, Iran has shot down or severely damaged: 2 Blackhawks 1 F-15 1 A-10 Warthog

President Golden Calf is threatening to go all biblical against a country he declared victory over a month ago… That doesn’t sound like someone who is winning. 🤷‍♂️

“What you guys hear from Trump and see from him on social media and TV is exactly what we see and hear from him behind the scenes. What you see is what you get.” So, aggressively misinformed and dangerously disconnected from reality…

Weird considering Dear Leader has been telling us daily we already won. 🫣

This is going to end poorly.

Bondi’s portrait in garbage cans across DC warms my heart. ❤️

So, we’re waging a quagmire in the Middle East while getting rid of experienced officers who won’t sugarcoat reality. This should go well…

Secretary of the Corn Rollins believes that spiking fertilizer prices “shouldn’t be too disruptive for farmers”… Which is kind of true, with fertilizer shipments stuck from the Hormuz closure, farmers are being told they may only get a fraction of what they need…

So long… Farewell… Auf Wiedersehen… Goodbye!

After that deranged speech and while our nation is at war, Dear Leader spent the evening looking at old pictures of himself.

“All these things”…. I don’t know, if the health of the American people isn’t important then what is the point? 🫣

Can you tell when Trump started bloviating? *Dow Futures

He can’t even remember what he for breakfast. 🤪

“I can’t think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me. I don’t want to be bragging but nobody else settled wars.” You are trying to brag and settling wars you started don’t count…

Dear Leader has released renderings of his planned presidential library to be built in Miami… …which looks more like a merch store in a casino than a library.

“As far as President Trump and boots on the ground, I don’t understand why the base wouldn’t have faith in his ability to execute on this. Look at his track record.” It’s his track record that causes concern…

Lil’ JD is admitting that he’s obsessed with UFO’s but that he doesn’t think they’re aliens… …he thinks they’re demons.

That awkward moment when the bullet doesn’t match the weapon. 🤷‍♂️

“You have to see it. It’s very cool. Missiles launched, missiles launched, missiles launching. They’re launching. Then, at 7 seconds, fire, fire, fire. Fire boom, fire boom.” President Forrest Trump and his toys that go boom.

Does he forget that just a few weeks ago he was trying to sell visas and citizenships to rich people?

If you could choose only one reason why you dislike Trump, making Ann Coulter sound reasonable would be near the top of the list.

We’re fighting an unauthorized war but Dear Leader was up all night posting repeatedly about his deepest fears and insecurities - a successful black lady.

The hospital ship, Mercy, went into dock in Portland for major repairs this week. Which is odd because Dear Leader said he was sending it to Greenland.

Sources say military planners and experts within the Pentagon have bestowed an ominous new nickname for Plastered Pete Hagueseth… Dumb McNamara