A judge has cancelled the trial and unsealed documents that suggest the prosecution of Kilmar Garcia was “vindictive” and manufactured after his “accidental” deportation. At the center of the scheme is Todd Blanche, former personal attorney for Trump and Ghislaine Maxwell handler.

“It’s bigger than I told you. It’s, you know, after realizing we’re going to do the inauguration in that building, it’s got all bulletproof glass, it’s got all drone, they call it drone free roof. It’s dronezzzzz… won’t touch it. It’s a big, beautiful safe building.” Dronezzzz 🐝🐝🐝

Gotta love the audacity of asserting that only people like him are “real Americans.” 🤣

As the Minnesota “fraud” hysteria starts to unravel under scrutiny, Keystone Krash’s “surge” aside, it’s important to remember real fraud: -Senator Scott’s record setting Medicare fraud scheme -Esformes $1.2b nursing home fraud, pardoned by Trump

“You’re saying maybe the attack didn’t take place? But President Putin told me it did.” Ukraine denies it. Our security services didn’t monitor such an attack. No independent source confirms it.

As we wrap up the year, it important to note that Leon, seen here with his human shield, was so successful with his doge bois that they cut the federal work force by 6% and increased spending by 9%. Big success! 🤣

When the older couple at the end of the bar give you this look…

“Do I get credit for it? No. They gave Obama the Nobel. I did 8 of them. How about India and Pakistan. I did 8 of them.” -Dear Leader whinging on a hot mic to BiBi like a petulant child who didn’t get the cookie he wanted.

Dear Leader claims to have gotten the “highest mark” on a cognitive exam that his doctors have ever seen. Seems one of the skills tested wasn’t box opening.

The irony here is I shared this exchange on Facebook I’d get dinged for sharing false information about Clinton and Soros even though we’re pointing out it’s fake. 🤷‍♂️

Dear Leader proudly announced he had brought peace yesterday. Hostilities resumed today. 🤷‍♂️

Gee, I wonder why they’re so afraid of people recording what they’re up to. I mean, if they have nothing to hide and aren’t breaking any laws they should be encouraging the coverage…. Oh, I get it… 🫣

“President Putin was very generous in his feeling towards Ukraine succeeding.” - the President of the United States relegated to being a Russian spokesman.

It’s not a retail bank but a failure of this size, combined with the Fed frantically injecting liquidity, could be the first domino to fall.

*laughs in enrico fermi*

The deification of ol’ Charlie continues. In a few months they’ll be attributing miracles and survivors of natural disasters to his august memory. 🤣🤣🤣

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always thought it was a good idea to check in with my manager before trying to negotiate a new deal.

I don’t like green peppers. I don’t spend my life obsessing over people who do like green peppers or try to marginalize them for having different tastes. 🫣🤣🤣🤣

With the statute of limitations running out, the magasphere is in high pearl clutching mode over the regime’s inaction.

The magaverse is whipping itself up into a frenzy of pearl clutching histrionics over a scene late in the penultimate episode of Stranger Things. I’m pretty sure this guy complained about Alexander the Great being portrayed as gay too. 🤣

Inflation isn’t gone. AI is nearly single handedly responsible for GDP, not trade. Other countries don’t respect us, they’re laughing at us.

Today in maga histrionics… Mamdani appointed a new commissioner for the FDNY who happens to be a lesbian. The screams of DEI ignore that she served for 31 years, most recently as director of emergency operations and is endorsed by all three unions.

Cousin Eddie is clearly in a cult and his sh*tter is overflowing. 🤣

Poor Bri-Bri. Ignoring that Bad Bunny is a natural born citizen, that they’re twisting themselves into knots to support Snoop and K-Pop Demon Hunters is peak irony.

Official post from the White House.* *he’s playing golf at Mar a Lago.

Imagine being so triggered by someone else’s celebration of friends and family. Bonus points for admitting to not socializing with anyone who isn’t exactly like you.

“Are found”?…. How do you miss a million documents just sitting there and how would such a massive cache be a hoax? Sounds like someone already knows what’s in them…

While Americans are facing surging food and electricity prices it’s relieving to know Dear Leader is laser focused on what matters.., Rock armrests.

It’s a Festivus miracle! The Mouthpiece of the Dotard proudly announces her 60 year old sugar daddy has knocked her up! (She’s 28…)

Sinatra and Martin were both the children of Italian immigrants. Wonder why that detail got left out…

The Airing of Grievances will continue until morale improves! 🫣

A recap of Dear Leader’s Christmas: -tried to flirt with Melanoma for the cameras and got snubbed. -got ignored by Melanoma during Xmas dinner and sat there fuming. -spent the rest of the day sending out over 200 rage tweets.

Gee, this is totally the behavior of someone with absolutely nothing to hide…

If one could visualize perpetual virginity.

The video of this is hilarious. He keeps trying to flirt and joke with her and she clearly wants nothing to do with his actively decaying carcass.

What a beautiful Christmas message from a clearly stable and secure individual… 🙄

“You sound beautiful. How old are you?” “I am eight.”

‘Twas the night before Christmas And the DoJ Xwitter was having an online spat with a clickbait site called PopBase Then called a reporter asking a simple question a “dope” Because that’s where we are 🤷‍♂️

Serial adulterer and impeached AG, Ken Paxton, has created a tip line for people to report trans people using restrooms - soliciting detailed descriptions and photos. Taking photos in public restrooms in TX is a felony so this should work out well…

“The US economy grew at 4.3%, what that means is that Americans overall, all of us, are going to earn 4.3% more money.” That is literally not how it works. He’s lying and the Fox host doubled down on the lie.

In a fairly ghoulish move, Widow Kirk has added a replica of the tent Charlie sprung a leak to her traveling WWE show for people to take selfies - complete with a merch table next to it for a full throated grift.

Looks like someone was up late last night screaming into the void. 🤡

Lil’ JD’s been boasting on social media about how he trained with the Seals. For 90 minutes. And a photographer. We feel safer already. 🤣

“We’re sending notification to five large offshore wind projects that their leases will be suspended due to national security concerns. The Department of War has conclusively found these programs create radar interference.”* *based on a “secret report” that they’re not sharing.

No one was clamoring for him to host anything. But the vast majority would love to see him leave. 🤣

“We need Greenland for our national protection. They have a very small population. They say Denmark was there 300 years ago with a boat. Well, we were there with boats too, I’m sure.” The United States had not been founded 300 years ago.

Clinton is calling for all pictures and evidence to be released. Trump is saying enough people have been “embarrassed” and releases should stop. Who sounds like they have something to hide?