“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

is holding a camera in their face really the best we can do

Sometimes I do read the comments, but only when they’re from my county commissioner

gmorning i woke up early bc it’s hair day

they’re calling me male socialized on licking-nuts-sky

i’m gonna play darksiders ily ttyl

sorry i’m not good at being evil unless ur from wisconsin or something

does anyone wanna let me be evil to them

i didn’t even say anything evil why do i keep getting blocked before i can be evil

good morning i poured the fresh coffee on top of the two day old coffee and it’s perfect sipping temp now

this whole being alive stuff is tricky

“But this is how everything broken heals. You must hold it close when it cries out and love it until it is holy.”

give me attention plz

160 years ago, the 13th Amendment was ratified, ending slavery. But that amendment came with a sinister loophole: a Slavery Clause that allowed for slavery “as punishment for crime.” We need to pass @repnikema.bsky.social’s and my Abolition Amendment to #EndTheException once and for all!

when i was younger i could not swallow pills and took children’s chewable tylenol until i was in my 20s. i eventually learned how to swallow pills bc i started an anti anxiety med that was v small. remembering this bc the store brand tums we just got taste exactly like children’s chewable tylenol 🤠

good morning coffee morning the cats are being nice to each other for now

insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites. Well UH

in the terroristic threats latonya reeves reported nick kruse making against her on twitter, MPD did not find that "the threats perceived by the victim rise to a level that would justify further investigation" and closed the case, also noting that an actual threat was not even posted by kruse 2/2

nobody understands me

Worth watching not just because it's fun. The Frey admin choosing to implement the budget priorities of their friends over their foes is not how the council's power of the purse is supposed to work.

"Minneapolis police blows budget by $19.6 million" YEAH I BET www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...

*love island voice* i got a teeeext ! it’s A calling me a bitch again

i do all my coding on the HERminal, bc i’m a lady

personal foul: unnecessarily rough with it

poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️

if ur not horny for food then what are u even doing

seeing sbux workers striking is v bittersweet. i miss striking with my work besties

tom brady ur fit sucks today get a tailor

the eagles have a backup johnson covering for johnson. lots of depth at johnson

i’m doing so terribly but that means it can only get better

they’re focused on counteracting the rise in premiums but only without reducing the rise in premiums

astigmatic gang RISE UP

she’s reading OTHER PEOPLES POSTS. instead of MINE ! cancel her !!

don’t yall know that sometimes dudes rock ? how do u live ur life without ever thinking that dudes rock ? i just think they’re neat

3 concrete things men can do to be protectors of women instead of the status quo:

anyway started new job, met another wasian

if someone tells u something u said is bad, how can u act so fucking pious and holy ? how do u completely lack any introspection or shame ? how do u fucking live with yourself ? these people are on the same road i drive on dude wtf

ya u misread bc u have the reading comprehension of a toddler u should step away from public life and never interact with another person bc u are so stupid that u are a danger to society

the good news is i’m still alive. the bad news is i’m still alive.

normal things happening

football is so dumb bc they can tackle all the other players as hard and wherever they want but the qb is a special little birthday boy and anytime u hit him it’s a penalty

anyway some guys are working on the building next door and woke me up with sounds of drills so i might be a bit grumpy today

oh wait u think gatekeeping is,, people online being rude to you ?? okay cool i’m sure that’s very hard for u.

i’m gatekeeping being trans from u unless you spend at least 3 months visiting the only therapist in town who sends referrals to the only endocrinologist in town who will prescribe u menopause-level estrogen and superfluous anti-androgens and also MPA all while sexually harassing u

idk who tf nerdskull is, all i know is that asshole blocked me for my crime of caring abt rape survivors so maybe nothing they say matters tbh

fucked up that some random bitch said “you should kick her out of her home” and i just have to see that bitch’s name pop up all the time

don’t do the cuddle crime if u can’t handle the cuddle time

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

good morning it’s coffee morning. tbh so excited to have a job making coffee again soon.