Me

It’s 1 am and I’m thinking about a squirrel that I’m scared of

Does anyone have any pictures of Trey’s feet? Don’t worry, I’m not a creep.

Ripcord City

Trey and Mike are both wearing Nikes. #JustDoIt

Shoot drugs directly into your dick vein. Who cares? Your government might murder you tomorrow, might as well. Thanks for enjoying arbys

Still climbing

He’s still climbing

He just started climbing

Don’t forget about what’s really important. There’s a man climbing a skyscraper live on Netflix starting in 5 minutes.

ARTE

If you’re over the age of 40 and you went out and bought big pants, you look fucking stupid

"We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk" – Stephen A. Smith

I’m currently working very hard trying to figure out a way to make Bob Weir’s death about me.

Just daydreaming about forcing an ICE agent to drink diarrhea at gun point…

If therapy has taught me anything, it’s that my mental illness is my parents’ fault and I must get REVENGE

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Tomorrow is January 6th so don’t forget to leave out some ivermectin and a buffalo hat tonight.

It sucks that @phish.com sold out to big dairy like that

Did Fishman get this mumu from Guy Fieri?

Mike keeps a box of tissues on stage in case he needs to whack off

And how

Damn, new song right off the bat?!?!

I really hope that Phish acknowledges Toyota-thon at some point tonight

🎶 driving down the road one day, some guy was a possum 🎶

It’s Merry Christmas, not Merry Chris, Adam & Steve

I’m seeing way too many middle aged guys wearing Santa hats today

So far today in downtown Portland, I’ve seen someone in a very dirty Panda costume and a man with a space aged looking boombox caring a trident. Not a bad Friday morning if I might say…

Phish - If I Could (7-30-22) | https://onelink.to/j... #NowPlaying #JEMPRadio #CommunityRadio

Rose City Band is the Ween country album without funny lyrics

I wish I had a big, bushy tail to wag when I get anxious

My jacket smells like soup

If Trump keeps going after drug boats, it’s only a matter of time before Jamcruise gets cancelled

I can’t believe it’s already Toyotathon

MSG, Mexico and The Sphere just aren’t expensive enough for me. I hope Phish’s entire summer tour takes place in Saudi Arabia and Qatar.

I still can’t stand let me lie

The first dump on Black Friday is no joke

Life is a fart walk

This needs to get a LOT of traction.

RIP Todd Snider

How crazy is it that the rapist the Trailblazers hired as head coach, turned out to be shady?

Bought a Gucci Fleshlight from Sex Fifth Avenue

ass 2 ass

The President of the United States is lying and/or delusional, and it seems like we should be talking about this and nothing else.

Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.

My right thumb is so sore from playing Mario Kart that I may need to ice it

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