There should be a Smithsonian museum for sports. Thank you for coming to my TEDx Talk.

This Silver Rising remix w/ Naomi Wild on vocals is 🤑 🔥

I am a huge Bruce fan. It’s taken me a couple of viewings, but I think what killed Deliver Me From Nowhere is not the acting, content, or story… it’s the directing. Too many modern cliches. Not proper use of incredibly dynamic music. Choosing plotlines that are irrelevant (from the book) etc.

THANK YOU FOR PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER:

Huh. USA Men’s hockey team was at the State of the Union last night? I wonder how the “keep your politics out of my sports” crowd handled it…

Did you ever get suspended in school? I did in 6th grade for making blow darts with the ends of shoe laces, taking apart pens in class, and shooting bullies from my grade level. I hollowed out a book to hide all the equipment and kept it in my backpack until I got caught.

This you Kash? Riding around the world on taxpayers money, drinking in the locker room with a team that you neither play for - nor do you represent. Pay us back.

I did not do enough drugs to watch these closing ceremonies of the Olympics rn

J’accuse! 🇺🇸 🥇 ❗️❗️❗️

SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG 🫧

Olympics officials to the athletes before the medal ceremony: “OK! Some of you have won gold and some have not. I know that is hard. There is one thing, though. One big rule. You will ALL accept the stuffed animal that is given to you with your medal. If you can’t do that, I need you to leave. Now.”

Alysa Liu may be the coolest Olympic athlete I have ever seen. Just like the definition of rad.

I hope the throat goat or the squad god or whatever he calls himself has a good free skate at the gala on Saturday after his disaster in men’s singles

I find Snoop Dogg and Martha annoying. They have jumped like 6 sharks.

Fuck. Yes. Gimme more daylight!

A little ValentUM

Happy BDay buddy! Hope the Hubs is on the mend

The Trader Joe’s parking lot in Chevy Chase on Wisconsin Ave / Bradley Blvd is like “hold my beer”

I mean… lonely men MUST have invented this sport. Right?

As a Steelers fan, I say: “thank god, it’s about fucking time”

They just put a Jollibee in my town. Checking it out. Anybody been?

There needs to be like 15 different dog breed options in the standard emoji keyboard. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.

Jason Myers superbowl MVP!

As predicted by Vanilla Ice in his hit 1990 song “Ice Ice Baby” #RIP

I love Bad Bunny, but I hate what Bezos has done to the Washington Post. #1 evil narcissistic asshole behind Elon and Trump. Sell the Post, Jeffrey. Stop ruining my city. GTFO

Unfortunately, yes. Don’t go there. It’s just one raccoon ruling everything

Omg yessss this is super deelish 😋

Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.

Evil

We are next to Moon Palace at Royalton. They didn’t have our room available the first night when we checked in, and I have spent two days acting like Jake Lacy from White Lotus Season One as I confront the front desk manager waiting for the Pineapple Suite. “Luxury ocean front suite with jacuzzi!”

Walfredo incoming

Friends. I need a little help. If anyone has any good ideas (not swimming in, digging a tunnel, sneaking in, etc). It turns out I’m at a wedding (non-phish fans) next to the venue for Phish (2 mi down the beach) all weekend in Mexico. I can probably hit the Friday show, but how do I get in? 🇲🇽 🏝️ 🎸

I saw Geuse do fire at Goosemas in Hampton

Gotta drop off for a spell. See you Skeeters in February 🫡

I posted this in the Steelers sub on Reddit and it got removed haha

What happened to all my Yeti cup lids: A Knives Out Mystery™️

Prediction: John Harbaugh to Miami as HC 🐬

QuestLove said on a recent podcast that he bought his first house on the money made from the Roots playing shows last minute when Wu Tang canceled bc one of their members couldn’t make the gig. He said it happened like 150 times, mostly for college spring festivals

Ok. I have done my map for today’s group activity

That’s right. Everyone knows that Paul Bunyan was from Oscoda, Michigan

Keeping Andrew Berry and firing Kevin Stefanski is insane. It’s the most Browns move ever.

The John Lennon of BSky

Goose New Year’s resolution. For 2026, Three covers to drop and three to add to the rotation. Add: Pigs (Three Different Ones), Burn The Witch, Strange Overtones Drop: Running Up That Hill, Pumped Up Kicks, You Spin Me Round

Honestly wish I was seeing Goose tonight

The penultimate moment from the penultimate night

Reba

Sweet life 12/30 #msg3 #phish @halleycomet3.bsky.social @steelytom1.bsky.social

Chappell Roan the Subway NYE gag incoming

🎶 driving down the road one day, some guy was a possum 🎶

Wow. The Packers absolutely suck beyond words.