Literally sick AGAIN. This has been a monthly occurrence since I started my new job. Why is the general public so fucking gross

Some time after midnight last night, I lost my phone - probably at MSG. The last time I remember having it was in the ladies room closest to section 207. I'm hoping someone found it and turned it in. I've already filed a claim with MSG. 1/3

R.I.P. Harvey Milk you would’ve loved Phish 12/31/2025

It’s… ice cream?

How do I have zero NYE plans after work

Feel really good about the interview I just had for a new position at work

I have to apologize to Charlie Kirk. I now understand why he wanted his wife at home.

I have a zit for the first time since like 8th grade and I am NOT OKAY

The blotter I’ll be rolling up to Phish Folsom with

You’d think with his voice being so sore that Trey wouldn’t wanna cut all these jams so short

Damn Trey def has a cold tonight

Blue Monday going into commercial break!!!

Tom Brady is such a bad announcer

This is my Barbenheimer

The Browns keep trying to give this game to the Steelers and they just don’t wanna win today

Gotta wonder if Keon Coleman still being inactive is scheme at this point or if they’re just sick of his shit

Lindy Ruff appreciation skeet.

It’s so warm out here we got people riding motorcycles at the end of December

Xmas eve I had to bite the bullet and turn on my a/c and it’s been on ever since. This is really not normal.

I might actually have to turn on my a/c in late December. It’s hot as ballsack in my apartment.

If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony My saddle's, waitin' Come and, jump on it

THEY DIDN’T JUST MEET THEY ACTUALLY PLAYED TOGETHER TOO!!!!!!!

My job is giving us free grilled cheese today. I’ve been training in parking lots for years for this.

I hate the NHL point system. Just go by record. I hate that team can be ahead in the standings with less wins just because more of their losses came in overtime.

At the BMW dealership and look who’s on TV 😍😍

This is a dream come true

Pat Mahomes really had to get hurt a week before my fantasy playoffs started 🤦🏽‍♂️

Forbin likes candy canes

My Bluesky made it to Facebook

Going to my girlfriend’s son’s first band concert at school today. The lineup looks trash so I’m pre-gaming.

The Bills this season are like that kid who can’t write his paper until the night before under immense pressure

That was us on that corner, Montana & Genesee #GRISELDA #Buffalo #Benny

My hot take is that everyone needs to be less discerning in regard to the art they consume.

If Trump keeps going after drug boats, it’s only a matter of time before Jamcruise gets cancelled

Security at DIAA is SOOO much faster now holy shit

I filled up an entire garbage bag of clothes to bring to the thrift store and it still doesn’t feel like I’ve made a dent in cleaning out my closet. Sorry mama.

If Trump keeps going after drug boats, it’s only a matter of time before Jamcruise gets cancelled

I made a meme

Came home from work to a completely cleaned apartment and this note from my girlfriend. I’m seriously so blessed.

This is nasty work

BUFFALO BILLS 🦬

ACID BATH TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I finally get to see Blood Incantation tonight!!!!! Hope to run into you @zwwwp.bsky.social