I can’t catch a fucking break lately

Might be the best comment I’ve ever seen

Just renewed the lease to my apartment and I’m not too happy about it but I can’t afford to move without selling stock. Hopefully I only have to stick it out another year because this is the worst dump I’ve ever lived in

We got new Boards of Canada, new All Them Witches, and new Elder, with new Death Cab coming next week 🥳🥳🥳

Riot Fest knew what they were doing when they made this lineup flyer

Acoustic Trey tonight... YEAH BUT DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE NEW BOARDS OF CANADA ALBUM THAT DROPS TOMORROW?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?! YAAAAAAAHHHHHHSSSSSSSS

The Creator has a master plan. Peace and happiness for every man.

Disastrous end of the season for the Avs, especially if they get shutout in an elimination game

I ordered Chinese food instead

What’s something good I can make for dinner that isn’t a huge pain

Is there an easy way to mass delete all of these spam reply skeets from when my account got hacked or am I really gonna have to spend weeks deleting them one by one?? 🥲🔫

From Villanova to the NBA Finals #knicks

The Disco Biscuits are back to being the best band in the world again 🌲👽🌲

Finally got my account back. Working on deleting all the spam posts but there’s so many it might take me a few days-weeks tbh. Also looking for a ticket to Disco Biscuits at Mishawaka tonight ☝🏽☝🏽

So far all I can see are a bunch of spam replies about donating to a fake children’s charity I don’t think it was anything more than that

Holy shit my account did get hacked… go to my profile and look at my replies…

I think someone hacked into my account last night? There’s a DM thread with a response from me that I didn’t send. It was while I was sleeping… 🤔🤔

Go Sabres!!!

What stupid kind of liquor store closes at 9pm on a Sunday

So if the Sabres-Canadiens series goes to 7 games which I think it will, Carolina will have almost two weeks of rest before they play the winner of the series. How on earth did the NHL botch this scheduling so bad??

It’s really $8 for a medium blizzard now???

Thanks Degges for coming to Colorado

Yesterday we had our biggest snowstorm of the year and today it’s 70° and sunny

It's not every day you get to say that you're waking up to a BRAND NEW BOARDS OF CANADA SONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Listen to Boards Of Canada. #BoC #WarpRecords #BoardsOfCanada youtu.be/74NluS3jzTo?...

The conspiracy theorists are out in full force again 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Sabres win 4-2 to take a 1-0 series lead against the Canadiens.

Sabres

Warren Haynes court side at the Knicks game

I’m sick of people brainwashing teenagers to knock on my door to talk to me about Jesus

The accuracy

The accuracy

Cinco de Mayo’s on Tuesday

Cam’ron on First Take today! #Dipset

Happy birthday @mmmyfe.bsky.social !!!!

Would see them again

Just a normal day at my apartment 🙄🙄

People on Bluesky are so soft it kills me

Or let people do what they want and make their own decisions

Beef is when I see you. Guaranteed to be in ICU. #beefweek

Accurate

I’m pretty obsessed with the Buffalo Blade Gang

Just updated my resume. Spirit Airlines 12/10/17-05/01/2026 Senior Advisor

Ok.

OUR FIRST PLAYOFF SERIES WIN IN 20 YEARS LETS GO BUFFALOOOOOOOO