ToeJam and Earl 1 and 2 were both super fun games.

Dune, Where’s My Spice?

My AOTY video celebrating my 5 favorite albums of 2025 #Metalsky

The blood of the young.

Makes me appreciate the decision to install bidets in my house all the more.

Have they made alcoholic pedialyte yet?

Spaghetti.

Got my wife a Bluey digital camera. This thing is fun. No flash so you need substantial light for readable pics. But pretty silly and fun.

oops

Simply having a wonderful crimmis time.

Drinking coffee very sinfully.

Merry Cripmas Muthafuckas!

so you can just say this stuff out loud and still have the teacher fired for hurting your feelings, huh

Fuck Christmas.

Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.

Damn this record sounds good. Hadn’t heart it thorough this more recent speaker/receiver setup. I love this when I get this gift of rediscovering my collection all over again. Music fucking rocks man.

I make sure my female spin hardy webs.

Hell Yeah Brother!!

🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

Eating pizza and listening to Korn in 1994 hit fucking hard in 1994 dude.

Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.

For a man that regrew his ear it’s strange that his hand is always in recovery mode

Dog goes GORP.

Hipgnosis album cover lookin ass.

Jake Paul got knocked out looking like Tina Burner.

god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude

A Brazilian phrase for describing a place that’s in the middle of nowhere is na casa do caralho. It means “in the house of the penis.”   * read on for more international phrases about remote or backwater places (a thread)…

He should be held criminally liable for each preventable death

I’m assuming One Battle After Another is about Sleep Token fans arguing a different reason why people hate that dogshit band every single day. Just accept your horrible taste and move on.

Today: Tres tres gros caca.

When the breakdown hits:

Linda McMahon will rot in hell right next to Donald Trump and the rest of these monsters. You keep watching WWE, this is what you’re endorsing.

Straight up stronking it.

Star spangled banner.

Every day feel like this:

lol this SUCKS.

Tres tres gros caca 💩

me when it happens

Death to Israel.

you see i am a bit of a creampie connoisseur myself

90% of legacy artists that people act like you are required to like actually suck fucking shit.

13 years ago today.

People at my job: “Have any plans for the weekend?” Me, out loud: “Not really.” Also me, in my mind:

Why? Why did I have to brave this blizzard to sit at work? I don’t get paid enough to risk my life.

Dual IPA is my favorite pop girlie.

More like Old Metal.

Worst gangbang I’ve ever seen. Didn’t cum.

Shitting water out his anus, uncontrollably.

When the breakdown hits:

Being at work is such bullshit. I should be home spinning records and smoking weed.