Shit band from the jump. Total dogshit.

The article about Jason Lee and his camera shop made him seem like such a cock. Fuck Scientology up your stupid fucking ass you soft skinned prick.

I was the original Stalker in the movie Stalker (1979) but they recast me after they saw how easy it was for me to traverse into The Zone.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

1. Its been a week since NYU Langone ended its trans youth care program. Then Sinai followed a few days ago. There are immediate steps Mamdani can take, and he refuses to do so. When asked about those steps, his office has chosen not to comment repeatedly. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Anybody cool from L.A. area?

Breaking MS NOW: Agents with the FBI's elite evidence response team were delayed in reaching the scene of a mass shooting at Brown U. in December because there was no FBI plane available. Kash Patel was in south Florida at the time with one of the FBI's two available jets.

Officers responding to a planned snowball fight in Washington Square Park were struck by members of the crowd. The NYPD commissioner described the incident as "illegal" and said authorities are investigating.

Dragonfruit. Flavorless. What is even the point?

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Border Patrol is operating as bounty hunters. Agents are apparently getting paid for each person they put in detention. Even if those people are grandmothers traveling on valid tourist visas. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

One scabby pattie, please.

Using Duplo-eted Uranium.

Building a Lego Nuclear Fission Reactor in my unfinished Philadelphia basement.

On the eve of the second great snow storm of 2026, black metal guys the world over were giddy with anticipation.

Wanna see 10 inches?

You should have an illegitimate child over it, Dave you fucking bell end.

I don’t give two tugs of a dead dog’s dick about that stupid fucking baby monkey. Sorry.

“Oh, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite So don't let me have any rights”

Mayor Wesley R. Dingus accused of sniffing underage relatives underwear. What a headline!

attn: @deptofwar.bsky.social — i found a lead on narcoterrorists to bomb (hint: it’s @fbi.gov)

Michael Parenti said this:

State of the fart.

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

My Heart Will Go On.

Me and @blightyoakam.bsky.social hanging out.

Nobody knows that I was the sassy replacement singer that Norma Jean had for Hellfest 2003.

She’s literally related to him. Pelosi likes Newsom because they are both part of the same Getty-D’Alessandro-Newsom-Pelosi political dynasty. All the same people for at least three generations. Intermarriage, people’s families working for other people’s families for generations.

Feed this mf to a colony of fire ants.

From falafel restaurant to Korean gastropub run by a white guy from Fresno.

Tribunals. Full fucking stop.

“Bestie, we ain’t never getting another Choir Boy record.” This is a thought/speculation that enters my mind pretty much daily and it guts me every time.

No. GTFOH.

All these right wingers are the most thin skinned pussies ever to exist. How do they function when they’re crying 24/7.

Sad news out of D.C. Mistaken for a malevolent cryptid, Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman was bludgeoned to death by an angry mob near the National Zoo. His corpse was later deposited in a nearby port-a-potty.

❗🇮🇱 Israeli spyware company Paragon posted their surveillance software's control panel by mistake. This is a major opsec flaw. Paragon's spyware has been used to target journalists, government critics, and human rights defenders.

When Darryl Palumbo sang “pack your shit and leave, and take my memories of her with you” I felt that.

Polymarket should be burned to the ground for even offering shit like this

It’s a who’s who of dogshit bands!

This is fucked up.

A weapon made solely to deny families closure, to inflict psychic damage on entire societies. People planned and built this. They sold it to their superiors. They manufactured it. They loaded it on planes and drones and dropped it on human beings.

Police lie so often that lawyers have a term for it: Testilying. Keep that in mind when moderate Democrats say that ICE and CBP agents should be held to the same standards as police.

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.