HOLY SHIT

MIZMOR/HELL - ALLUVION

IT GUY WHO POSTS ON GRUNTSTYLE FB: Valhalla awaits us brothers ACTUAL ARMY GRUNT: what’s up TikTok it’s your boy Jesse27 today I’m doing the cinnamon challenge in my asshole ACTUAL SPECOPS GUY: (lying burned and dead in his car from a heroin deal gone wrong)

OLD SCHOOL PUNKER SHOW TONIGHT

POISON RUIN FUCKING RULES. PHILADELPHIA+BAKERSFIELD ALLYSHIP FOREVER

WILD GIG TONIGHT

MAIL DAY

IT'S FAEDAY NEW FAETOOTH ALBUM OUT NOW faetooth.bandcamp.com/album/labyri...

CURRENT FIXATION: COWBOY MUSIC open.spotify.com/track/0cDdST...

YUP. NEW DEFACEMENT RULES open.spotify.com/album/4vicDr...

Lately I have forsaken black metal and have become completely obsessed with doom metal, a genre i used to hate so much

RIP ERIK WUNDER! GOING TO BE BLASTING COBALT ALL WEEKEND LONG open.spotify.com/track/7f8wlr...

An incomparable legend.

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

CAN'T STOP CRYING. RIP OZZY. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING

i flippin love rock n roll!!!!! thanatorean.bandcamp.com/album/ekstas...

YASFGH

🎧 CAVE SERMON 'Fragile Wings' (Apr 16 2025) If you're an asshole who normally shrugs off post-metal (me -- I'm the asshole), don't make that mistake here! Yes there's some of that but also SO MUCH MORE. Absolutely loving this album. #Metalsky cavesermon.bandcamp.com/album/fragil...

@jtextreme.bsky.social open.spotify.com/album/0561Dm...

NEW HELL ALBUM NEXT FRIDAY open.spotify.com/track/6yfKsj...

I couldn't get a good vid of Zorn because the crowd was rowdy as hell. They fucking kicked ass!

@jtextreme.bsky.social flagelodeath.bandcamp.com/album/insaci...

Philadelphia's evil rock n rollers this Wednesday!!

Death to Israel

I am moving to the new self-titled PURGING release (Feb 5 2025). If you see me walking on the street, chances are this riff is playing in my head. A fully packed 22 mins of OUGH! do not skip this death metal! #Metalsky purgingdeath.bandcamp.com/album/s-t

STILL ON AN EMOTIONAL HIGH FROM SEEING DRAGGED INTO SUNLIGHT

IM IN OAKLAND FOR FUCKING DRAGGED INTO SUNLIGHT TONIGHT

Im seeing Dragged Into Sunlight this Friday and I can't fucking wait holy fuck

ANOTHER NIGHT WITH SATAN IN BAKERSFIELD NEXT MONTH

SAC HAS A METAL FEST NOW. LOOKS LIKE IM TAKING A LITTLE VACATION THERE IN NOVEMBER. MORE BANDS TO BE ANNOUNCED

PURGING

This is the real deal. Released Feb 5 2025. A fully packed 22 mins of OUGHHHH, and the 8min track especially delivers. Holy shit listen to PURGING right tf now.

DARKNESS DESCENDS UPON BAKERSFIELD ONCE AGAIN - is the type of shit I would say if was a promoter

DESTROY JUDAS

Rock n roll tonight!!

I think this new era of leftists saying mean shit to right wingers is Good, actually.

the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net

i'm going to shit myself

Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your crippling gaming habits

Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.

I've tried to get into Death Stranding several times over the years but always quit playing because the BT's scared me too much. This time i'm going to play it on very easy and see if i can go through it.

I think I'm Tommy Tallarico

@theoriginalkep.bsky.social check this out if you haven't already. one of my favorite releases this year so far. DEATH METAL FROM COLOMBIA flagelodeath.bandcamp.com/album/insaci...

Someone made a burner account on the shit site and harassed me for a good hour or two seemingly because of my sleep token hate posts lmao. I just muted them and they kept going until they deactivated just now

YOUR NEW FAVORITE IS HE TRY OU MCCISPESTPS

Had to do a barium swallow yesterday and it gave me the worst gas I've ever had in my life