Any time anyone calls me on the phone I am reminded I need to change my number.

Morning thoughts: the super famicom in Japan had TWICE the amount of games as the North American SNES. WILD SHIT

What do you get for the (me) who has everything? gamergirlgameboymods.com/product/jazz...

“Import contacts from phone?” No blue sky I’m not sure you understand how many numbers I keep because I want to know if my enemies are texting me.

The entirety of marketing towards kids in the late 80s through the early 90s was “KIDS RULE ADULTS SUCK”, and now every person my Mom’s age wonders why we are so *disrespectful*. YOU PROGRAMMED US TO BE THIS WAY.

Today marks the FIRST-ever Friday Six Pack, a brand new series I'm publishing every Friday where I suggest six fantastic metal albums (mostly brand new ones) that YOU really need to check out! youtu.be/fZn8NSeF0KA

I really want to know where my iPod is

Whoever wrote the unsolved mysteries theme fucking COOKED

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I wish there was a summer camp near me so I could lurk around the woods and become a local cryptid.

My life would be 500% better if all my friends lived on my street.

Grandma Lenko

No breeders on the TL

Merry TASmas

The Acacia Strain are capping off 2025 in true heavy fashion with the return of their annual holiday event, Tune Low Die Slow Ho Ho. metalinjection.net/tour-dates/t...

I hope everyone had a nice time at the palladium show.

A serving size of skittles is 29.

I may be allergic to Florida.

Bernadette Nurr

I would prefer a website just not post about our new music; rather than not listen to it and just copy and paste the press release.

I mentioned to someone the other day that ska was the pipeline that directed me into hardcore and starting a band. They asked me “why didn’t you ever start a ska band?” And I said I didn’t know. Then they said…. “Well, you still can”, and you know what? I just might.

Step into the definitive re-release of two dark spell-casting shooters. Heretic + Hexen are now available on #NintendoSwitch! Watch the full trailer here: ninten.do/6018s3FpC

Idaho

Toads Doing Things: a thread. 🧵 #MarioKartWorld

Half-life 3

The “fuck your feelings” crowd seems to get their feelings hurt way more than anyone else…

👊 The Acacia Strain has announced You Are Safe From God Here, and has chosen to introduce everyone to the new record with a not-at-all disturbing music video for their new single "A CALL BEYOND". metalinjection.net/video/the-ac...

YASFGH

It’s crazy how music can simultaneously be my favorite and least favorite thing in the entire world.

The curse of playing game boy pokemon is having either the battle music, the poke center music, or the route music stuck in your head all day.

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

Every person my age had one of these when they were a kid. Everyone hated it, it gave us anxiety; and that’s why we are the way we are today.

Recon set is going to people with face tattoos pitting, and people who are younger than the actual face tattoos also pitting. What a beautiful world.

Puff daddy didn’t even write anything CLOSE to thriller.

Seasonal Depression: summer edition.

Yes, hello. Rock on.

I’m good at landscaping in my imagination, not in practice.

Buck-o-nine “what happened to my radio”, but instead of radio it’s “internet”.

Every studio game is like “my world was destroyed by monsters and demons and there are maybe also robots and a few of us fight to save what we used to have” and every indie game is like “you have a lemonade stand but also you are a mouse”

The amount of hate switch 2 has gotten is wild. People really don’t know how to feel joy anymore. “wHy WOuLd yOu SpenD ThaT mUch!?” Sir it makes me happy. Get a life.

Constitution says Elon and Trump have to narfle the Garthok.

It’s gamer summer. Stay inside in the AC, forget about grass, avoid insects, play videogames. I’ll go outside in the fall. Summer sucks.

THE ACACIA STRAIN, NO CURE & THUS SPOKE ZARATHRUSTA Members Launch New Band STOLEN GUN metalinjection.net/av/full-albu...

The urban sombrero™️

WHEN I SAY IM A STAR WARS FAN I MEAN 4-6.

Feeling good. Need to change that. Gonna read berserk again when I get home from tour.

Doom song so sad I cried while tracking. Buckle up.

I have Xmas memories, I have thanksgiving memories and new years memories. I even have July 4th and Memorial Day memories. I swear i have ZERO Easter memories. Mark of a lame and dumb holiday.