There it is. Geoff threw the phone at Oli.

“He’s no good to me dead” but in the original voice not the New Zealand one.

Starbucks on a college campus on a Saturday is thunderdome.

What in the Star Wars…

Lorde

I don’t normally subscribe to the “people as NPC’s” thing, but I just saw a businessman on the phone standing still in one place - not moving, not fidgeting, not pacing. How?

I think one of the reasons malls are really in decline is that people no longer act like the areas outside of their houses are outside of their houses.

I am tired and I am sad so I am spending money and no one can stop me.

The mst3k April fool joke was streaming bad movies with no riffing or commentary and it GOT ME.

I can’t believe this is legally Spring

Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

Whoever decided night time cold medicine was going to be labeled purple and daytime cold medicine was going to be labeled orange really fucking nailed it.

I challenge video game devs / reviewers to describe a game without referencing another game, or using the suffix -like.

Molotov Cockatoo

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The xcx in charli xcx stands for Xenoblade Chronicles X

Society if we just cut their heads off.

“cOnVeRge iS coWoRkEr mUsiC”

Some days I would really love to stop dealing with being a homeowner and just play video games and eat snax.

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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHAT YOUR FIVE YEAR PLAN IS THEY ARE A COP AND NOT YOUR FRIEND THATS A HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELLOR QUESTION

Shoutout video games with no underwater levels or ice physics.

Ok 2026 then

“no mtg, my cat stepped on my ketboard. Hope everyone had a great Chrostams”

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Any time anyone calls me on the phone I am reminded I need to change my number.

Morning thoughts: the super famicom in Japan had TWICE the amount of games as the North American SNES. WILD SHIT

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“Import contacts from phone?” No blue sky I’m not sure you understand how many numbers I keep because I want to know if my enemies are texting me.

The entirety of marketing towards kids in the late 80s through the early 90s was “KIDS RULE ADULTS SUCK”, and now every person my Mom’s age wonders why we are so *disrespectful*. YOU PROGRAMMED US TO BE THIS WAY.

I really want to know where my iPod is

Whoever wrote the unsolved mysteries theme fucking COOKED

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I wish there was a summer camp near me so I could lurk around the woods and become a local cryptid.

My life would be 500% better if all my friends lived on my street.

Grandma Lenko

No breeders on the TL

Merry TASmas

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I hope everyone had a nice time at the palladium show.

A serving size of skittles is 29.

I may be allergic to Florida.

Bernadette Nurr

I would prefer a website just not post about our new music; rather than not listen to it and just copy and paste the press release.

I mentioned to someone the other day that ska was the pipeline that directed me into hardcore and starting a band. They asked me “why didn’t you ever start a ska band?” And I said I didn’t know. Then they said…. “Well, you still can”, and you know what? I just might.

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Idaho