📣 Join us on Sat 20 Dec, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth for the festive special of Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret 🎄 A frighteningly festive hour of spooky drag, burlesque, comedy & medical mayhem await 💉 TICKETS 🎟️ edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social

📣 FREE Disability History Month Comedy Show! Enjoy an evening of entertainment, starring disabled & neurodivergent comedians, in a wheelchair-accessible & sensory-friendly venue♿ 🗓️ DEC 11 ⏰ 19:30 📍The Gilchrist Postgraduate Club @glasgowunisrc.bsky.social 🔗 www.glasgowunisrc.org/ents/event/1...

Today is the start of #TransAwarenessWeek This week is about education and raising awareness of the issues trans people face. Trans people have always existed and more than ever trans people need support, so this week and beyond, show up for the trans community.

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for making our first night in the Griffin an absolute blast ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 We enjoyed songs about sausages, rants about gin and tales of saucy sub-reddits 🎭 We’ll be back on Thursday, December 4th so secure your seats NOW 🔗 eventbrite.com/e/the-divers... #comedyshow #diversity

Only 2 days to go until the return of The Diversity Quota comedy night with an all-star cast of amazing comedians! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1811314242...

📣 DQ RETURNS ON 8 OCTOBER! MARK YOUR CALENDARS 🗓️ The Diversity Quota will be presenting another fabulous evening of stand-up comedy to celebrate @uofglasgow.bsky.social's Welcome Week 2025 on Wed, 8 October! More details and performers to be revealed soon... Watch this space 👀 #glasgow #comedy

Only 3 days to go until our next show 🎃 Our 3rd act is Ooky boogy spooky gooby 'Ferris has bad hair' 👻 Catch him at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 20 Sep, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇 Tickets 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social

📣 Join us for spooky drag, comedy & medical mayhem on Sat 20 September, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth 💉 Starring Phil O'Shea, Alan Sunter, Ferris & Nick Romancer🦇 TICKETS🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social @whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social

UK Pun Off Joke of the Fringe? Won it mate 🥇 And I’m not even doing a show this year, I’m just that good! But seriously thanks so much to the judges, I’m reet chuffed! www.comedy.co.uk/fringe/fyi/8...

WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Lineup for Sunday 10th August, 1pm, Globe Bar, 13 Niddry Street: SUNIL MASHARI ELIOTT SIMPSON (@sockfacesimpson.bsky.social) ALEX LEAM (@alexleam.bsky.social) Bring an item, pop it in the box and watch the chaos unfurl. Free entry!

Shaimaa’s PhD will be funded by @sgsah.bsky.social (supervised by @hannahkateboast.bsky.social Will Tattersdill & me, in partnership with @commapress.bsky.social) - but she is currently trapped in Gaza unless the UK Gov relaxes its requirement for biometric data bsky.app/profile/comm...

We are officially SOLD OOT for tonight’s show! See you all at 7pm in The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇 Doors open around 6:50 ⏰

1 day to go until our next show, let’s meet your final act 👻 It’s ghostmaster & paranormal illusionist, Ash Pryce🩸 Catch him at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth TICKETS 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @itsashpryce.bsky.social

2 days to go until our next show👻 Award-winning comedian & writer Richard Brown is known for his dark alternative comedy🩸 See @richiejbrown.bsky.social at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth TICKETS🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social

3 days to go until our next show. Let's meet another act 👻 Comedic, camp & creepy, it's Fife’s Premier Drag King, Jo Crawford🩸 Catch Jo at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth GET TICKETS 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social

3 days to go until our show 👻 Our 1st act, Blondie Fizz is set to unveil her devilish side that will have you seeing red🩸 Catch her at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth🦇 TIX 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @blondiefizz.bsky.social

New petition: "Include asexuality as a protected characteristic in the Equality Act 2010" Deadline 8 January 2026, created by Abbie Dunn #NewPetition

2 weeks to go until Dr.Bonk's next Macarbaret! Join us for a queer evening of spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, magic and medical mayhem 🦇 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

Made my first protest sign for the Pride parade in London. #asexual #pride #equalityact

4 days to go until our show. Let’s meet an act 👻 @debaydelux.bsky.social spins a web of desire. Dont be seduced by this sultress. Once you're in her clutches, there's no escape Catch her at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 21 June 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth🦇 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

Happy Pride from your favourite pansexual plague doctor 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Whether or not you need a mask to conceal the eldritch horror underneath, the Doctor prescribes you all self-love, confidence, and the ability to bask in the entrails of your enemies this fine Pride Month ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Happy Aromantic Visibility Day!

Thank you all so much for nominating the Doctor at this year’s Proud Scotland Awards Boys & Girls ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 And Happy Pride Month to all our fellow freaks 👻 🌈 #PrideMonth #pridemonth2025

More medical mayhem from Scotland's silliest surgeon is on the way! Reserve your seats now to our next Macarbaret on Saturday 21 June www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

📢 Join us on Saturday 17 May at the Banshee Labyrinth for Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret! Spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, music & medical mayhem 💉🩸 Featuring Michael Welch, Clint Oris, April Sparks, and Edward Whitley 🦇 Get Tickets 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social

My alter ego 'Doctor Bonk' has been nominated for the 'Performer/Entertainer' Award at this year's Proud Scotland Awards! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

🎉THANK YOU SO MUCH Boys & Girls for nominating the Doctor for this year's Proud Scotland Awards! He's thrilled to have been shortlisted for this year's 'Performer / Entertainer Award' 🩸 The Doctor can't wait to wear his multi-coloured bile stained suit ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

Thank you all so much boys & girls for making our Easter special show truly egg-ceptional 🪺 We enjoyed Tesco zombies, leather-clad drag, blue burlesque and scary tour guides 👻 Our next show is on 17 May🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @craigwilson1.bsky.social

Look at all these gorgeous ghouls performing TONIGHT (April 19) on the Easter special of Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret! Don’t miss out on spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, music and medical mayhem at 7pm in The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇 TICKETS 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social

TONIGHT! 7pm at the Banshee Labyrinth! Don’t forget to get your tickets 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

📢 NOMINATE DOCTOR BONK FOR THIS YEAR’S Proud Scotland Awards The good doctor has been a queer icon in Scotland for over 400 years, pumping for medicine and pumping for pleasure 💉 Nominate him here 🔗 proudscotlandawards.com/2025-awards/ ⏰ NOMINATIONS CLOSE 21 APRIL @edhorrorfest.bsky.social

I can only assume that that reason JKR has openly attacked asexual people is because she naturally despises anyone who can’t give a fuck about her. In many ways us asexuals are the anti-JK, unlike her we don’t care what’s in your pants

Happy International Asexuality Day! It’s coincidentally also my partner’s birthday so we’ve been debating all day on who deserves a cake more

📢 Join us on Sat 19 April (Easter Weekend) at the Banshee Labyrinth for Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret! Spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, magic & medical mayhem 👻 🪺 Featuring Dinah Dare, Craig Wilson, Chris Iskander, & Ivy 🦇 Tickets 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social

On Trans Day of Visibility it’s more important than ever to support our trans family. Trans people have always existed. Trans lives matter and trans rights matter. 🏳️‍⚧️

Join us tomorrow (Mar 22), 7pm at Max's Basement, Glasgow, for the LIVE recording of our podcast 'This Month in Drinking History'🍻 Watch 5 tippled t***s battle it out for wetting the wittiest whistle about alcoholic anecdotes & drinking history🍷 Tickets🔗 glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

Thank you all so much boys & girls for attending another sold out Macarbaret 🩸 A marvellous macabre evening of carrots, crashes & contortions 👻 Our next show will be 19 April! Get tickets now 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for coming to my 1st ever showing of “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” last night 💜 A great crowd & a great show, thanks to Pure Leo, The Griffin and The Glasgow Comedy Festival for helping to organise and to @avenofficial.bsky.social for their endless support 🍰

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT! Last chance to grab tickets for the first ever showing of 'An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus' 🍰 ⏰ TONIGHT! 14th March, 9:30pm in The Griffin 💜 Don't miss out 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/an-as... #asexuality #asexual #GlasgowComedyFestival

Aces Never Sleep, International Asexuality Day's collaborative 24-hour-long livestream is coming back! We will share a full schedule and list of participants closer to the date. Volunteer to join us or suggest topics/activities through the form here. linktr.ee/IADofficial

📢 VENUE/TIME CHANGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Sadly due to unforeseen circumstances, my original venue has cancelled all their shows, so my new show will NOW be at: 🗓️ 14 March 2025 ⏰ 9:30-10:30pm 📍 The Griffin, 266 Bath St Tickets 🔗 glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/an-as... @avenofficial.bsky.social

With the Glasgow International Comedy Festival being only 1 week away, here are all the places you can find me for this fabulous month of comedy 🎭 🍰 💜 Don't forget to secure your tickets🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/an-as... @doctorbonk69.bsky.social #asexuality #comedy #glasgow #asexual

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for attending our LGBTQ+ History Month Special of 'The Diversity Quota' this week! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 Thank you to the Gilchrist Postgraduate Club & @glasgowunisrc.bsky.social for hosting us and to all our wonderful acts and audience 🎭 #LGBTQ #comedyshow @annasecretpoet.bsky.social

📢 My official poster for “An Asexual show about Cunnilingus”, designed by the incredible Joby Mageean 💜 Don’t forget to reserve your tickets for 10pm, 14th March at Platform 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/an-as... @asexuals.net #asexual #ace #asexuality #LGBTQIA @asexualityarchive.com

📢 2 FOR 1 TUESDAY IS NOW LIVE!!!!!! For today (Tue Feb 11) and today ONLY, you can get 2 for 1 tickets on hundreds of Glasgow Comedy Festival shows, including mine 🍰 Use the code TWOFUR when getting your tickets 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/an-as... #2for1 #asexuality #asexual #comedy

📢 The Diversity Quota is hosting a comedy show in honour of LGBTQ+ History Month 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ Join us for a FREE evening of fabulous comedy 🎭 🗓️ Wed 26 Feb ⏰ 7pm 📍The Gilchrist Postgraduate Club @uofglasgow.bsky.social RSVP 🔗 eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-divers... ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 #socialactivism #lgbtqhistorymonth

My brand NEW #asexual comedy show 💜 “An Asexual show about Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson” 🍰 Come see a surprisingly raunchy exploration of identity, fluids, flaps and happy endings 👅 🗓️ 14 March ⏰ 10pm 📍 Platform (Arch 4) 🔗 glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/?sear... @asexualityarchive.com

I love cooking with Schloer, sometimes I even put it into the food