Series Two - Episode Five With @alexleam.bsky.social shows.acast.com/bonmotpodcas...

This if for a thing What’s the one thing you’d ask for, if you weren’t afraid of a no?

Well this was a bad time to launch my Geordie Beach Boys tribute band ‘Wey Aye Pet Sounds’

Fork Handles

Missed a trick not calling next weeks episode.. #doctorwho

Morning.

Audible telling me my most listened to audiobooks this year by month…

Here's my action figure

I missed making a joke about International Beaver Day. Dam!

Just chillin’ with me chicken

Hello not Twitter

Swearclock is my new obsession. Creative swearing and the time on the hour. (Hoping for the alarm clock merch to come out soon)

You never see the SuperBowl⁠ ⁠in the same room as the ClarkKentBowl.

Came to Blue Sky as I didn’t like how angry and bat shit crazy Twitter had become. Blue Sky is 90% people posting screenshots of how angry and bat shit crazy Twitter is.

Leicester Comedy Festival, next week with this…

No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. (He helps me stay alive)

How I arrived on Blue Sky

Today a friend of mine died. His name was Tony Slattery. Never did I think we'd meet, or he'd agree to appear on my Free Fringe show in 2018, or we'd become friends. But we did. There was nobody kinder, generous or as wickedly funny than him. I'm going to miss him. 💔

What Paul McCartney really meant....

Money Talks

Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy. Please don’t share.

Now I can upload video. For me at least that's good news.

Deleted X. I’m all yours Blue Sky! *echoing silence

That’s news to me

There’s a hint of Hot Fuzz. And that’s no bad thing #WallaceandGromit

What time do I have to get up to put the diazepam in?

Found my new stage name

My Tinder end of year review

Just checking #TheChase hashtag works on here

Do do, doo doo doo

Confirmed guest star for our Christmas episode... As the Calculus Kid, it's only bloody @alexleam.bsky.social ✨️ "The Junkyard Dog" drops just before the festive break because a dog isn't just for Christmas... 🐶

Soup of the day sounds great

Masterchef gifts now heavily reduced in Boots 😂

Looked in on Twitter. It’s still angry.

Did I mention I’ve written a book? *checks posts Actually, this is the first time I’ve mentioned it on Blue Sky amzn.eu/d/cBh0GYa

Might possibly be recycling twitter material

You can’t hear pictures. However…

I’ve seen at least 20 other posts use this as their first post on BlueSky. Not sure if I’m a pioneer or a hack.

A block of 24 flats makes an ideal advent calendar for zombies.

And tonight on Cebeebies bedtime story

George Takei is here. I’m staying!

Stretching the bad new flat analogy further, I’m looking at my 4 posts thinking they look a bit sparse. Maybe a pot plant?

This does feel like I’m moving flats. Instead of unboxing plates and future in trying to find where the people I followed on Twitter are. Ok. That’s a terrible analogy. But it’s true.

I’m new here, do people still slag off low offer takers on #TheChase like on twitter? If so I’ll be fine

*taps This thing on?