It was a bit late. But I got a "Special" Dispatch for y'all. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Go see this film while you can.

I think Murphy and Ivey share a similar trait in being very talented artists who want to write the characters they've both grown up with but don't want really care about said character's iteration in the medium they get to write them.

hey bluesky if you need a ceo who isn't kinda terrible but don't want to deal with changing the account name, i'm currently looking for work

Dirty girl chronicles ✨️ I haven't pulled up all my sweet potatoes yet, but the color on these are gorgeous 🌱

Normal people who were socialized properly separate themselves from immoral & cruel people. And build a social system that ostracizes rather than empowers them. White America has done the exact opposite

Working in a restaurant really proves this shit correct btw, you will see the most runway model looking women with Homer simpson and dudes who look like they've see sunshine once a week. I gotta assume the men complaining online are just actually stank

stuck behind someone at the post office who is attempting to mail a large ring of beads internationally. they’re handing her a customs form and go “what are these, exactly,” and she goes “they’re akuma’s, from street fighter.” i about jumped

Miami Dade College's president emeritus tells WLRN the land — valued at more than $67 million — was meant to expand the college in downtown. Trustees just gave it away for a Trump library and hotel after a request from Gov. Ron DeSantis.

#LibreOffice turns 15 years old! a celebration of freedom, collaboration, and open technologies and standards: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2025/09...

broke: "piledriver" woke: "The Final Nelson"

No skeeter, stop, don't create the white race

There are so many people that didn't read the the first sentence, made their post as fast as possible and then replied to their own post with some variation "Ok it says FORMER but i'm totally right and the current one probably wouldn't do anything either!!!"

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses ☝️🤓

he's been possessed

searching silksong on bluesky is basically like this

A good example of my favorite style of parody: playing it completely straight

Imagine getting shot for not being racist enough while in the middle of saying something racist? It's like the deadliest Showtime at the Apollo ever.

where are my nog brothers

To be perfectly honest? I don't think any of Nintendo's reveals on Friday are gonna outdo this.

I want to keep pointing this out, everywhere it crops up: the fascist desire to kill empathy and conscience

*world’s longest “yeah boy” ever* youtu.be/3rS83uI0Wak?...

Finally started watching 00 and leaning forward in interest every time Allelujah starts arguing with himself like he’s the Green Goblin

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

playing mkx again has been great but I'd completely forgotten how funny this variation is

Me n my beloved watching Julia Hart and Sky Blue entrance last night #aew

men only want one thing

samnee commission give me strength

Powerline World’s Greatest Rock Star My first Enchanted card is in Lorcana’s Fabled! What an honor to paint the one and only Powerline with a killer costume design by @nicholaskole.bsky.social. Fabled is out 8/29 at your local hobby store! AD Liz Richards

However bad you think the skirt is…. it’s worse

I'm pretty sure you can buy all the old equipment sitting in storage here at the bowling alley i live in. Not even kidding.

Every major online content scene has 4 phases...

Dinner tonight is an easy one and one of my favorites. Buffalo chicken stuffed baked potato with gorgozola 😍🍜🍽️🔥

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

alright.

Joseph's trash bag flip might be the funniest bit for me so far. Like, the most Dale-like thing he's done.

夜食タイムファリン

"It was Guild thing, Phantom Limb said so"

I saw Fantastic Four again tonight and GUESS WHAT it's still fantastic!! This time was with my parents (they took a photo of my name in the credits) ❤️

Talk to 'em Shalla

Shoulders up so can't be pinned even in death

Miles Davis from Jazz

AGD and nothing else. Never had confetti though

logged on today to learn that secret blue check transphobe groups have launched an astroturfed pedro pascal hate campaign on X, the everything app. more horrors on online gomorrah.

20 years later the sequel finally dropped

The Toxic Spider🕷️☢️