He could have aimed for a junior position at DOT working roadkill cleanup. The man is his own barrier to finding his joy and realizing his dreams.

Often when reading the news I start to believe that we only convinced ourselves of a myth that we're the most advanced and evolved species just because we have and make stuff.

I'd rather consult with a powerball winner. Society grants genius status in relation to bank accounts. The more unethical the spoils, the wiser the "genius"

At this point I don't even think about Platner in all the posts about him. It's really become a fascinating study of the human psychology of the poster.

Officially got a 5th job. Aside from my occasional house gig, I now work for 3 Canadian bands, and 1 Aussie. Gonna be a real bummer to probably have to be out of the country even more.

You know, with Dolan's famous love of extensive surveillance and facial recognition at MSG, I bet everyone that hurts his feelings gets a door knock. (I don't actually think this would happen. Probably)

As an atheist, watching religious fights and claims of superiority is like walking into bar during game 7 of the WS. I'm happy you love your team, but I don't care about baseball, so please stop screaming in my face and take your childish fights outside so you stop knocking over my beer.

Alright. Time to finally go see Obsession.

Guess I gotta watch the game since they just opened the broadcast with a Refused song.

Celebrating a racist white misogynist pillaging the country with the intent to expand to the world sadly doesn't seem that dishonest to the founding and history of this country to me.

When you get an upgrade to business you can get a giant overflowing glass of wine. When you're me bringing the class to the fancy cabin, you enjoy it in your filthy work clothes then spill half of it on your crotch.

He's gotta go for the block because he's morally opposed to the strip

This looks like a team warming up before a game and one of the player's toddlers ran on the court trying to be like dad. That or a training outtake from Stripes.

The greatest of achievement of the internet has been convincing people that they're an expert in every topic and have deep intimate knowledge of people they didn't know existed 2 hours ago.

Republicans talk about sex and genitals so much that even commenters on pornhub would ask them to tone it down.

It's very funny/sad that the crux of the right wing masculinity movement is just dudes that just want to live with their mom because they can't keep themselves alive, but have to look for a surrogate that lets them have sex with them.

Finally watched this and it was pretty good. Wasn't aware it was influenced by Mariana Enriquez' writing, which is probably partly why I dug it.

As always, if you want to see a Bulls player excel in the playoffs, you gotta wait til they get traded.

A reminder that this kind of chaos is why mainstream media loves Trump. Now they have something to fill their 24 hours and get their publication clicks.

This movie has the weird make out and annoying child market cornered. #TheLastDriveIn

Griffin only wants to be where he can make his own rules and have tax advantages blessed upon him at the expense of residents. I was elated when the asshole who was irate that Rahm "only" did 50 of the 125 schools closures he demanded threw a tantrum and left Chicago.

absolutely wild response from larry “constitutional policing” snelling

Let me tell you, I've worked for Canadians so long that I probably have more friends there than here. They WANT to buy our booze, but not nearly as much as they want to say fuck you to our government for demanding they bow down to them.

Don't even get why drug companies want tv ads. Jardiance, your anus and genitals may explode while your legs die. Buy our product.

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Damn. I can pretty much hear the mic placement.

I'd love to know what buildings because I can tell you from experience, you can always gain access to a hotel room no matter how many locks you enable. Like, his own house?

I guess it's nice we can still try to save people in boats instead of just murdering them.

This is Fred. He likes to stop by the bar, sip from a martini glass, have a treat and make some biscuits

Ohio University - nazis are free speech, but if you students protest ICE, we'll call the cops

I know he doesn't know what it is, but I'd love to see Bovino walk into the actual Liar's Club in Chicago now that he's "retired." Seriously. Please do it. Also, what a fucking loser.

There was a shift yrs ago where every tour I'm on now has a content person on staff. I've been given daily quotas. I've had it implied that content was more important than the production. The volume is wild, and also why I don't usually follow bands on socials unless I work for them.

Damn. Sometimes you find something on this site that makes you happy.

Looking at the Porter/Platner/Newsom/Swalwell discourse and all I can think about is how we in part ended up with trump because some liked his personality, and many dismissed and made excuses for ...

The country's descent into fascism cannot be understood without interrogating U.S. policing. But folks across the political spectrum are allergic to this so here we are.

🚨 #Breaking: more than 1 million 🇪🇺 citizens demand the full suspension of the EU-Israel Association Agreement in view of Israel’s violations of human rights. The European Commission will have to take this European Citizen's Initiative into consideration. eci.ec.europa.eu/055/public/#...

President Veruca Salt

JD Vance, are you free in October

Coincidentally the same amount of time it takes to find where you left off if you put down one of books mid-chapter for too long.

JD, we need you to go to Hungary. Orban's seat is in trouble. Copy that. I'll head over there and insert myself right away. Goddamnit, JD. It was a seat of power, not a couch.

Mexico—a nation with 1/17th GDP of USA—is rolling out universal healthcare to its 130M citizens. Starting April 13, Mexicans 85+ will have access to universal healthcare. By Jan 2027, Mexico will expand universal healthcare to all people, with full coverage of drugs, lab tests, etc by 2030. 1/2

It's not punishment to say that someone with power who has abused that power doesn't get to get more power. That's a consequence. Some of you are truly ridiculous.

Nothing has made me feel 30 yrs younger today more than laughing at cops driving around with dildos flopping around on their cars.

I'm not gonna make any effort to prove this theory, but I'm guessing the people jumping to Swalwell's defense on here are the same that jump at every possible epstein consiracy and also say Franken should still be a senator.

Can these shitbags please stay out of my industry? There's already enough questionable people and practices.

Halfway through dinner they plan to flip the squares over to a side that says "1st Amendment Obsolete?" to show their commitment to always displaying both sides.

This is incredible. All for a final product that will be as bad or worse than the working conditions. This dude went from Marvel to the hack movie thunderdome.

Does every social media app constantly talk about the app and every metric of the app on the app, or is it just this app? Was the wrong app called meta?