Ah summer

Watch me desperately try to make a simple video. I just want to do my stupid little drawings! robstears.etsy.com

Irish summer can shift my hole, the other day I was hit with hailstones so big I felt like Sonny Corleone at a toll booth

Quick gesture sketch this afternoon

Rays.

“Ghost Estate”

May the 4th be with you. Prints available through the link in my bio

Useful thing to use here

"The reason anyone is hesitant to use AI isn’t because they ‘lack confidence’ — they’re not trying to shift the AI at a disco — it’s because it’s being foisted on them in increasingly hamfisted ways that don’t acknowledge the many drawbacks that seem to come along with it." #Surrealing:

I’ve just flown in from Borneo and boy are my arms full of insect bites

Will be lying across our bóithrín until the Government agrees to buy €500 million worth of my prints

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

You don’t want Bluesky to be more like Twitter, you just want to be 25 again.

I was sick last week and was so wiped out I had to go to bed at 9:30 every night. Thinking of getting sick again just for the solid sleep.

I’m starting to think I’m too old to become a nepo baby

A gentle reminder that there’s only a few days left to order a Mother’s Day card from me in time. robstears.etsy.com

Who called them The Royal Family and not The Insane Crown Posse?

Why bother fighting your demons?

The promise of social media was that we'd find out what people all over the world were thinking. Alas, in practice, we have found out what people all over the world are thinking.

I know we’re not supposed to judge other’s parenting but come on. Poor little Punch.

Excited for the Oscars and for the upcoming Beatles movie?

Excited for the Oscars and for the upcoming Beatles movie?

Available until Feb 28th. All handprinted by me. thelifeofsharks.com

For those who remember the original

For those who remember the original

Every time I'm away from my phone for the bones of a day, I'm less tense, calmer, and generally on a more even keel. Importantly, I will never learn from this

Posting this again to remind you you dont have to be an amazing artist to draw comics!

How the Traitors could have ended

I'm getting behind the The Complex Cultural & Arts space. Stop the eviction! Please sign & share my.uplift.ie/petitions/sa... @uplift.ie

Remembering the time that my partner knocked over a bottle of very expensive face oil, panicked & then tried to scoop it up with her hands. Subsequently, I was kicked awake to find her with both of her hands held out, palm up, like she was Padre Pio, asking me to take her make-up off for her.

2026 Desk and Wall calendars. thelifeofsharks.com

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

My wife watches with tears in her eyes as I finally stop eating Halloween brack only to start eating mince pies