#OTD 🗓 9th of January 1993: Eric Cantona and Denis Irwin combo = football porn

Repost for a chance to win two tickets for our extra date with Helen O Hara and the RNCM Session Orchestra Tickets on sale this Thursday (9th Jan) at 10am - no more dates to be added after this, so jump in quick 😉 Winner picked at random at 9am Thursday morning

'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go' by Wham was released nearer to the end of the Second World War than to today. Happy New Year everyone!

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#OTD🗓️ 2nd of January 2002: 3️⃣ Manchester United 1️⃣ Newcastle United Ruud van Nistelrooy ⚽ Paul Scholes ⚽⚽

🇾🇪 Sir Bobby Charlton 🇾🇪 England’s greatest ever player. End of. #BobbyCharlton #MUFC #UnitedArts #ManchesterUnited

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Having not read the sentencing remarks, I’m cautious about rushing to conclusions, but on its face Feathers McGraw appears to be a prime example of the rampant sentence inflation that has led to chronic overcrowding in our zoos and the unedifying spectacle of animals being released early.

This is Theo. He's always looking out for his older sister Mia. Sometimes that means simply making sure she gets enough pets at day care. 13/10 for both

Woman with pram, Consett in 1974 by Don McCullin. #Photography

Massive away win for the little fella.

This morning's earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU_b...

Lovely memories

I worked in a restaurant between the ages of 15 to 19. I was constantly sexually harassed by male colleagues and customers. I didn’t have the courage or privilege to complain, I needed the job to afford my bus fare to college. Fuck off with the statute of limitations bollocks regarding speaking up.

Cash or card. 💷💳 Here are the two spots we are selling the new RedNews at. Selling from 11am. Stop and say hello. And please support the fanzines if you can. #mufc

Are you looking for more United fans to follow? Here’s some ⬇️ @afparker642.bsky.social @chrischittock.bsky.social @johnludds.bsky.social @swmufc60.bsky.social @tbearr.bsky.social @1974bren.bsky.social @kieran1209.bsky.social @andyrich1979.bsky.social @reacher23.bsky.social

Oh 😥 jeez it’s already been a year and one day youtu.be/PSyL-TrD_2g?... #ShaneMacGowen 🕊️

What is it with this place and cats?! We need more dogs here! 🐶 Show me a pic of your 🐶 if you have one. I’ll go first, here’s Dennis 🥰

I’m so glad Mazraoui is finally getting the plaudits. People have been trying to use him and De Ligt as a bludgeon criticizing signing former ETH players, but he’s been our best signing in years. He sets a standard we need to recruit to, and it’s now getting acknowledged.

🚨🚨| Noussair Mazraoui’s game by numbers vs. Bodø/Glimt: 139 total touches 100% cross accuracy 95% pass accuracy 86% duels won 21 passes into the final third 8 ball recoveries 5 tackles attempted 5 tackles completed 3 chances created 3 clearances

People who know me from Twitter would probably recall my criticism of Onana. It was harsh. I still think he’s slow in his reactions, but he has for sure worked on other parts of his game including shot stopping. The stats are beginning to speak and I can’t be happier.

Simply stunning 🚀 @AmadDiallo_19 stole the show in our last #UEL outing ✨ #MUFC

Gregg Wallace resigns from Masterchef under a cloud of suspected misconduct. But at least he now has more time to be horrible to his family.

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Love this guy. Hope players do a job tonight.

@jaymotty.bsky.social invented tackling now!

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖

Good morning 👹 It’s matchday! Let’s get those northern bastards 😁 Have a great Thursday everybody ❤️🤍🖤

Lost Whamageddon, or whatever it's called. To mark this day, here's a repost of a playlist some actually good Christmas songs I did for Twitter back in 2020, when we all needed it. open.spotify.com/playlist/25y...

Disgusted by Utd's latest ticketing prices. How can they get rid of concessions in favour of a flat £66 rate? My son has started going and it has jumped from £80 for both to £132! My dad is over 65 so it used to be £105 for the three of us and it's now £198. Absolutely scandalous. Pricing us out

🇾🇪👑 On this day in 1992 👑🇾🇪 We got ourselves a King for £1m. Cheers Leeds 👍🍺

What were you saying about Bacon?

Bore da pawb, raise your hand if you think Danny Murphy is a massive 🔔🔚 🙋‍♂️

Have I told you lately the I love loo's 😂

On this day in 1992. The North West welcomed a King. From cryptic quotes to seismic screamers. Eric epitomised Manchester and the soul of United. All hail what my true love sent to me.

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Young people, work & the straining social contract. Spiking & sexual assault. Band Aid from the Ethiopian perspective. www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/epi...

What a player. Under appreciated. Would walk into our current team.

Three Kings

MUFC ratings. Ipswich. youtu.be/MK5dJd6wphw