1 of the reasons why I couldn’t leave X altogether is this funny SOB. I see @alternativemufc.bsky.social is still active on Bluesky. I just hope people who traded their X accounts off are not missing on some serious funny shit.

I see many ppl I knew have unfollowed me in my long absence. It’s ok. Understandable. I just hope everyone has been doing well!

What has everyone been up to?

Hello everyone! Just to let everyone know, I’m not dead. Not yet.

Getting tired here of nonsense overreactions. Wish we had a win today, but all things considered, a draw is still a silver lining. Goodnight all!

Loved the urgency and in that the attempts to win the ball after losing it. But disappointed with the result overall, attacking 3rd decision making and reaction speed was atrocious.

I’m getting tired of Garnacho’s immaturity.

That’s a pen. Nailed on pen!

Fuck me, Dias did extremely well to not handball that.

Gundogan has not scored since coming back from Barca. My man, I’m scared now.

Have we created any good chances so far? Or any chance? Genuine question. Just tuning in.

Thoughts of my 6 month old: Weekdays - Bottle feeds can be unhealthy, I only want breast feeds, they give you immunity. Call mommy from work. Weekends - Chill pops! I like bottle feeds. You can’t tell me what to do.

I know it may sound regressive, but we could (should) have stuck around with Ten Hag till the end of this season. Transitioning Amorim in nicely towards the end. There has to be a better solution to our situation, but our board and co. are too conventional in their methods.

Asked AI to verbose my thoughts on last night’s game in Tharoorian, wasn’t disappointed. Verily, it appears that the corporeal vessel, in a moment of autonomic sagacity, resolved to prioritize restorative repose over the spectatorial indulgence of the athletic contest.

It’s been ages since a United game. Can’t believe but I missed the stress. (Full Stockholm)

Thanks Martinelli, coz our World class keeper had worked so hard to gift away another goal. Thank for keeping rivalry over humble appreciation of Onana’s efforts.

Fucking pass, Garnacho. Fucking pass.

For those getting pissed at my unfortunate comment on Rice. He can finger our fans and I can’t banter back. Ok, keyboard assholes, watch the match, my DM is not where it’s telecasted. Draw your own lines for yourself.

Oh cmon fuck off. That was a golden opportunity Rasmus.

What a kick off, after conceding that goal. Straight to Onana. Fire Amorim just for allowing that.

Surprised Anthony Taylor didn’t a handball for the ball hitting Casemiro’s head. Loser missed his chance at some easy bucks.

Lewis Kelly! Arsenal DNA. Fucking dolphin.

Cunt telling his players they can could as much as they want, an additional installment has been paid to PGMOL.

Gabriel should have seen RED. Simple and clear. Corruption ! Fucking corrupt cunts from London!

And it’s Brunooooooooooooo!!!!! Super capitano!!!!!!

No handball from Odegaard. Of course.

Pls play like we’re playing at Old Trafford. Our home. If that needs reminding.

Have seen 2 minutes of the game thus far, and Arsenal have got away with 2 fouls in that. That’s consistent.

Whether we’ll win or not is not certain, however there will be shady decisions going Arsenal’s way, that I’m fully certain.

Don’t know what my little one is dreaming about, but it surely must be intense. She’s trying to eat her feet while sleeping 😂😂😂

Great pre match insights. 🤦‍♂️

Anyone else thinks it could be from De Bruyne’s rear?

😂😂😂😂

Reduced to watching most of the matches on highlights, listening in on random pods, articles and your posts for more insights. That’s why you don’t see me post much these days. Thank you for keeping me updated.

4 minutes in and we’ve conceded.

Didn’t expect another lineup. Let’s go boys!!!

The look on David Moyes’ face : Man! I’ve seen it all, haven’t I?

I can’t believe how dumb everyone has become. Good morning !!

iPad out of battery; will not be watching the 2nd half then. Hopefully we rescue ourselves. Best of luck boys!!

Garnacho bc

Maddison skips half a breath and it’s free kick to Tottenham! Ffs!

I’m confident we have a fight back in us. Need to find it in us soon. Can’t let spurs score a 2nd.

Don’t know the last time I saw an all academy bench. Bayern under Nagelsmann couple of seasons ago I think. Lots of love and support to Amorim!!

Starting perhaps with the only possible squad, the bench all academy except Lindy!!

The most difficult part about going to a party with your infant is, everyone telling you not to be overprotective and to hand over your kid to the help.

Ruud isn’t going to make it easy for us tonight. Is he??

While I was on a break from Social Media, I enjoyed some nice podcasts and literature on the Mughals. There’s so much you learn when you actually read and realize that most of the hearsay about Mughals is propaganda. Shah Jahan for example, did not cut off his mason’s and architect’s hands. 😉

For in our hearts where heroes are remembered, We are United!! And we never die. Forever remembered!

Hi All, have been away from SM for quite a few weeks. A break I enjoyed even though I didn’t plan for it. Missed talking to many of you. Wish you a very good morning. Take your little breaks, it helps. Especially when you’re a United fan 🤪