me when im dr gero

*You* are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. *I* am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh

They're the same picture 😏

Good morning

Bad ending: the world is now Overwatch

"momflation" is changing how we celebrate Mother's Day

Serra Lubrica #MerMay This mermaid is using her extraordinarily long tail to shield herself from outward influences and danger. Slime glands render her unappealing and poisonous to predators.

before and after smoking a big explosive cartoon cigar

I'm sorry but these stupid cigarette dog toys crack me the heck up every time she plays with them 😂

There are only 4 types of stories 1) Man vs man 2) Man vs nature 3) Man vs himself 4) Little mouse goes on BIG adventure

I will always love this game 🍝

la bolsa de chetos de la cocina que asumo que llega hasta el escritorio dando la vuelta entera al planeta.

Yeah, im into car content

sale caro?

i love The Matrix but unfortunately i also love this post

starting adhd meds today, I shall become death destroyer of worlds

Estoy siguiendo una página que me tira un álbum aleatorio cada día (la lista es de estas de "1001 discos que escuchar antes de morir", bastante anglo y un poco pollavieja, pero es lo que hay). Esta es mi tierlist de los primeros cincuenta:

Immersive sim irl

Chili dawgs

im stealing someone's post to send to @meakashihen.bsky.social I'm sorry twitter user infinityrika.

Now I'm not a Hellraiser cinematic universe expert but I'm pretty sure its textual that Pinhead does what he does for sex pervert reasons

COMO DIRIA MAICOL YANSON....... JAMONES

how can anyone blame Goku for this when he lives in a world full of people named stuff like Tomato and Boyshorts

Save Us, Tornado Man

Tomémonos un momento para reflexionar sobre esta mesa que vi en una cafetería de Benidorm.

Esta se pudo en uno de los últimos ciclos del primer año del cineclub. Me dejó marcadísima.

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

youtu.be/Zq3Ws-Zf26I?... Este video es simpatico. El dia que haga una partida de cyberpunk, se va a cagar la perra

Went to Korean BBQ for birthday dinner and saw one of my favorite things in the world: inexplicable signage

Behold the snake.

I couldn't help myself

Timeline do X: Heil Hitler Timeline do Threads: Algoritmo me indique pessoas empreendendo com inteligência artificial Timeline do Substack: Oi gente, eu escrevo e sou muito coitado, me mandem dinheiro Timeline do Bluesky: Em breve só restarão duas religiões no mundo: maconha e cu

David Cage: Can a gyaru be kind to otaku? Yoko Taro: Can an otaku? Cage: what Yoko Taro: Can an otaku be kind to otaku? Cage: I don't get it

enough time has passed that I feel slightly more ethical in acknowledging the strangest gimmick account I've ever accidentally summoned on here

Cualquier personaje de Expedition 33: Merde. Yo: Síndrome de Gambito es lo que teneis. Esquie: Mes amis. Yo: Tres bien, mes ami.