I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Hello, HR? I need to report that my Friday telework colleague is upside down again.

When your phone memory is full, but you'd rather delete your banking app than delete any of the eleventy thousand photos of your cat.

A video analysis of the difference between dog joining cat and cat joining the dog. Original post

#caturday #cats

Imamo kvalitetnu pitu od mačke… Domaća savijača.

#petek je, pokazite mi svoje glupe memse plz 📸

Ja nič, pa gremo nazaj na šiht. Petulant Child trgovina je spet odprta 🥳 #epp #petulart Kartoline bodo pa ama čist nove in frišne, zato jih še ni not. Samo što nisu...

MEOW [ Mee - ou l noun a noise made by small ninja menaces in fur suits with hidden daggers in their paws, to communicate one of three things... 1. Wake up 2. Feed me 3. Leave me alone.

Cats, so elegant, so chic. Freya:

Hot dog

When you have a balcony and a curious cat.

Purr Power

There are basically 5 ways to accumulate a billion dollars: 1) Profiting from a monopoly 2) Insider-trading 3) Political payoffs 4) Fraud 5) Inheritance Don’t believe the self-made myth.

Purr Power

Ti, tale november se je pa kar naredu!

we are going to revolutionize the media with blog posts

Purr Power. Marmalade and Ginger.

#interventnebizarke Spletni komentatorji in 🤡 domneve: - nižji DDV na osnovna živila bo znižal ceno teh živil - plače 1 mEUR in več je treba obdavčiti s 15% (folk navdušeno ploska, kot da bi oni spadali v ta razred) 1/X

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

Unpopular Opinion: We need to normalize "doing nothing" on the weekend.

the fearsome predator is killing a pineapple

SŽ, si to ti?

Za foro sem pejstnil interventni zakon v Gemini in naročil izdelavo fiktivne persone, ki bo profitirala prav od vseh zakonskih določil. "meet dr. Marko Vidmar"

Little kittens ❤️

Jutro lajni...

Hahaha, ga. Predsednica @predsednica-slo.si - odličen (dobronameren!) heckler ste :)

A little friend I met today.

Fino bi bilo, ce bi lahko enkrat ta teden res spal.

for someone who desperately cares what people think of him, elon musk sure is committed to doing the dumbest and most unpopular shit on earth

Likanje.

Kakšna bedna eksistenca. Telefonček je vedno ready 🤳

Države bi za več otrok naredile vse, od plačevanja tinderjev do prepovedi splavov. Vse, razen ureditve socialne varnosti in kakovosti življenja prebivalstva. (Z obdavčitvijo najpremožnejših. Ker to se pa res ne dela. Zaradi bogatih gre vendar vsem super.)

Poser

Sedim na klopco pred ZD. Čakam, da bo babi fertik z rednim pregledom. Nikjer nikogar. Morda ker na glas poslusam The Dali Thundering Concept.

So was mine

Ok. Kaj je s tem panojem “V Ljubljano prihaja bullshit”?

Prebivalci Slovenije na drugem mestu po zadovoljstvu z življenjem: www.rtvslo.si/evropska-uni... - Zdaj vemo, kdo hodi s kolesom ali peš v službo.