"When you combine how annoying these tours are with how insufferable Karl is, it will be unbearable." chaser.com.au/general-news...

Tend to agree with the theory that he's trying to get fired by Nine for the complete "I've been cancelled" pipeline. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...

Tea Party wanted power without responsibility. Leftists want to introduce new programs or reinforce old ones, happy to take responsibility to get the program done. That's the difference

Kool Aid Karl

Side Effect xkcd.com/3261/

Your regular reminder that Ayn Rand, who was a stupid person with hateful and selfish ideas, died on public assistance that a government social worker helped her sign up for. In the real world, when Atlas shrugs, innocent people die.

"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"

Next they will exhume the remains of John Howard

If we all had 18 properties there would be no housing crisis...

The Nightly - a unique Australian media graveyard where journalistic and opinion having aspirations finally meet their ability

If only those ISIS brides were good at sport #auspol

Littleproud resigns. Never has a man achieved so little so often apart from his one true accomplishment - exhibiting the ultimate nominative determinism.

Probably 3 more years of this

"Would you be interested in becoming an Amway independent business owner"?

'What do have for us today Chennile?" "It's called Liberal Values Nebulous Mist Body Spray and Carpet Deodoriser Janelle" "Fascinating! Does it come an array of new exotic scents?" "My lordy wordy no Janelle. It's still the same very familiar, but unidentifiable smell. It's just been repackaged"

Always enjoy being told that the private sector is a more efficient and productive way to deliver public services

Meanwhile at the Angus Taylor victory party

From the latest episode of Mad As Hell: ‘Angus Taylor’s Brain’ #libspill #auspol

Waiting For Angus. One of Samuel Becketts lesser known literary failures.

If those numbers hold, that's an ALP majority at least the same, but most likely larger than the current one

Also funny that the party on 15% is on 15% because they've been led around by the nose like a stupid bull by a party on 3% that is looking to be wiped out. The Qld LNP makes it even worse. People should be encouraged to leave an abusive relationship.

Angus Taylor - the Alexander Downer of Brendan Nelsons - your time is now!

Come on Sussan - just 2% shy of Brendan Nelson for the record. Yes We Can! 🤣

(yes I know, ex-Coalition) The forces that polled 41.4% primary at the 2019 election have just got 19% in a poll. Total brand death polling.

Is Australia Day over yet?

If an election were held today, the Nats would mostly be wiped out by PHON. You'd have the Greens calling the ALP center right, the Teals calling the ALP centrist apart from that industrial relations malarky, a reduced Libs calling the ALP center left and PHON calling them woke communists.

Trump: NATO has never answered the call. Then how did we get this NATO medal for fighting for the US in Afghanistan motherclucker?!!

You can fit the Lib back bench in two rows!

"This wasn't my plan for the bill, but it has been magical to watch" - Albanese chaser.com.au/national/con...

bwahahahahaha snort.... eats more popcorn wahahahahahaa of course they did ahahahahaha "Eight remaining Nationals in shadow ministry quit in solidarity"

I am quite happy if most of the Nats and a handful of Libs defect to One Nation, and in doing so destroy the orthodoxy of Australian political conservatism (including the Libs and the Nats) that has already been effectively dead for a decade. Too many on the left will shit the bed. You don't need to

To: European leaders From: Robert Reich It is impossible to appease a tyrant. Some thoughts... https://robertreich.substack.com/p/memo-to-europe-remember-neville-chamberlain

This paper is part of a huge surge forward in scientific understanding of disease. We have gone from not knowing EBV causes MS to unlocking **how** EBV causes MS, *like that*. 1/2

I lost my job, I can't afford health insurance, and my son is about to get deployed to Venezuela. But at least I know I'll be able to buy Coca-Cola made with real cane sugar now.

People's front of Judea. Judean peoples front, Judean popular front, popular front of Judea

why do all these rich dudes write emails that read like they’re teenage-oh. never mind

Mamdani probably would have been expelled from the ALP

In this poll of Sky News hosts, a Hastie/Price leadership team was extremely popular.

Wowzers

I suspect Jacinta will form The Price is Right party.

He is still bringing down the average age of delegates in the room though

bit of good news for once bsky.app/profile/the-...

As I'm also a 50'ish Australian called Tim and a wanker I'm uniquely qualified to tell this bloke to take a walk in the smug hall of mirrors that leads into the sea.

Superb effort! Smashing those KPIs! Pay the STI! Now including a Federal Court judgement and damages about unlawful dismissal!

It's important we hear even more stories in our media about the real victims of war in the Middle East: well-off Australians facing the hell of flights delayed by up to 48 hours when on the way to or from their European Holiday.

Never retreat. Never delete. Poster’s union.

My fav AI yarn I reckon - there was no AI, just 700 odd coders in India who pretended to be bots.

Wrote about this being a strong possibility and yup - the Nationals have had a massive dummy spit and broken up the Coalition. Marching both parties even closer to obscurity. Absolutely amazing.