the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Oracle: "I can see your future wife. Her first name is Jo." Oedipus: "...what is her full name?" Oracle: *barely contained smirk, deep inhale*

I get to be a contestant for a change! Watch me and my team try to put things in order to win pretend dollars on this unique and fun trivia game show!

They are making a board game of MST3K, crowdfunding soon. It’s a party game, but there’s not much more info out there. I’m really hoping it is something more high effort than “Riffs Against Humanity.” Here’s hoping Cryptozoic plans to treat this beloved property with the care it deserves.

I get to be a contestant for a change! Watch me and my team try to put things in order to win pretend dollars on this unique and fun trivia game show!

Just me trying to figure out if this is a fake store based on the fact that there are random Kellogg’s cereals in the middle of all the Post brands.

Do it, Rockapella! youtu.be/E9aDMuBjR7Q?...

I’ve managed employees and freelancers for about 25 years, and I want to share something you might need to hear: Stop beating yourself up for always finishing projects at the last minute. The fact that you’re actually finishing them puts you in like the 95th percentile of all people.

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Join our Giveaway Results stream @ 9:30pm EDT tonight to close our Aug 2025 convention session! We'll play chat games with @tableflipsyou.bsky.social for viewer prizes, spin the Wheel of Names with @crystaldax.bsky.social, and interview past PO attendees. 🥳 www.twitch.tv/protospielo 🎲✂️

Tonight’s game will be a fun one, and the conversation will be insightful as always!

A New Monkees sighting in the wild is good luck, but only if you repost it.

No, I have not started this yet. But Bruce and I share a brain across a forked dimension, and his recommendation had me absolutely sold for under $15.

Not to pile on, but whenever I see someone complain Riho isn't believable because she's "too small" or "looks like a girl," all I can think about is this punch from TJPW's Miu Watanabe. The sound it makes when it hits this dude's chest deadass haunts my nightmares bro 😮🥺😬😬😬😱

In the “Similar-yet-legally-distinct” category, this game takes (heavy) inspiration from Balatro. It does appear to be attempting to bring a fresh perspective on that formula, though. I’m reserving judgment until launch, hopefully there will be a rulebook to look at. gamefound.com/en/projects/...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL is my one hundredth one page game. YOU ARE A GOAT GIRL. It is always your birthday and God Himself could not stop you from doing exactly what you want. PDFs (including text-only) and design commentary here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...

So I’m now up to my 3rd Carol Vorderman video class. The one below is out and out cheesy ironic fun. The second one, about letter writing, was cheesy and outrageous in short bursts…enough to keep me on the hook. The one I’m on now is basically regular math with no jokes, but whoops, I’m invested.

Steamed Hams, but it’s a 45 minute shaggy dog story. youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA?...

Steamed Hams, but it’s a 45 minute shaggy dog story. youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA?...

This is me just now realizing that reserved seating in movie theaters is possibly a way to crack down on theater hopping, since a customer is far more likely to complain “you’re in my seat” than “someone came in late, weird”.

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I needed a shot of pure positivity to break out of a mental funk, and as a result saw @trashnightvideo.bsky.social’s edit of Carol Vorderman’s video class for the first time. Life changing. youtu.be/Isk0tYvB7so?...

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I needed a shot of pure positivity to break out of a mental funk, and as a result saw @trashnightvideo.bsky.social’s edit of Carol Vorderman’s video class for the first time. Life changing. youtu.be/Isk0tYvB7so?...

Inside you are two wolves.

A classic Roll and Move (surprise!) with brand new 70’s style art was already a pretty easy sell; but when the official rules video says out loud “this game is broken sometimes, just go on vibes, it’ll be more fun that way”, that’s when I added it to a cart. youtu.be/OXmNWrHc8xw?...

Most of the classic You Don’t Know Jack games from the pre-Jackbox era are on sale for $0.99…as in, you pay one dollar, you get all the games in return. That is a wild deal. (I wager @telehellpodcast.bsky.social has these already but if not, heads-up!) store.steampowered.com/sub/33692/yd...

One more nudge for gud game, inches from their initial goal on day 1.

Tonight. Trash Night. Pasta. See you in the chat, tonight on Twitch. youtu.be/BFEEYzEhEpk?...

I'm very envious that @cmyk.games has brought back Magical Athlete (gosh I wanted to). Games like this (and, quite frankly, Thunder Road: Vendetta) showcase that "roll and move" isn't inherently a bad thing. I also love the retro vibe illustration approach. I can't wait to try this new edition.

I’m very excited about Stakeout; a dice placement game with a fun film noir theme. I’ve watched a few different tutorials and run throughs, and it’s an easy decision. I like that this is a “detective game” that stretches outside of deduction or escape-the-box. www.kickstarter.com/projects/pla...

This is the time of year when the “hey, have you ever heard of WNUF Halloween Special?” articles start to circulate, and I am here to tell you that I will always stop to read them, and appreciate that people keep discovering that movie. Pure lightning in a bottle…the definitive found footage movie.

Battle doomscrolling by sharing 5 small pleasures in life: 1. A pint of ice cream and a bad movie 2. A free game of pinball, by match or by score 3. When someone’s birthday is sort of close to yours 4. A cover of a song you like with a fresh take 5. Getting a genuine laugh out of a kid

Not the good vitamins, more like the “so bad they’re good” vitamins.

I saw a production of Grease tonight that produced in only 24 hours. They pulled an all nighter starting at 7:00 last night. I couldn’t even make it to 2:00 AM at Extra Life; I played Bad Dudes without realizing I had run out of lives several minutes ago and was just mashing B for no reason.

As an MST3K writer, the irony of me having to tell somebody not to talk during Weapons is not lost on me.

I did a really good tidy-up today. Took half a day off work, really organized like 4 rooms and made everything look livable again for company. But I had to quit early because I strained my back in that way that I will definitely feel tomorrow. The lesson? Just live in squalor. It’s better for you.

How grand is this ballroom? I’ll tell you.

Think Inky can sneak away without waking up the cat?

SCORCHING HOT CONTROVERSIAL TAKE: Episodes of NCIS have no business airing on BBC America, even at 7:00 AM.

I’m on a long bus ride, let’s see what this is about… youtu.be/bckTJ7o8xdk?...

If you haven’t watched Wheel of Fortune in a long time, it’s worth checking out the new next-day stream on Hulu and Peacock. On the premiere, it felt a little looser than the Sajak era, and they are finally doing more creative categories than Thing, “Phrase, etc…which I loved from the U.K. version.

Mostly Unrealistic: New Punch-Out Never Gonna Happen: New Pro Wrestling

They do sneak up on you, and really, Weird Al is the kind of artist who shouldn't be underestimated, because his original song output is *god-tier.* His parody work is terrific, don't get me wrong, but he was *so much more* than just the sum of his parody work.

This is cultural preservation.

[Meanwhile, in a cooler alternate dimension...] "Your movie this week is Manos: The Hands of Fate!" #AEWDynamite #AEW #MST3K 🤼

this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.

If I ever started a vlog, I’d focus exclusively on weird things I like. Darkman for NES. The movie Maximum Surge. Glazed donut cheeseburgers. There’d be jokes, but the primary thesis is always “this is why this weird thing gives me joy”…because “this is why that sucks” is already well documented.

I am about to go broke.

found "the washing machine self-destructing to wrestling themes" videos from 2019 1. Tazz