NN: Dems say you won't swear in Grijalva bc you don't want her vote on Epstein JOHNSON: No. It's scheduling NN: But there have been Rs sworn in during pro forma sessions MJ: Only reason was bc they flew in their family NN: So if she flies in her family you'd do it? MJ: Again, it's a distraction

Johnson: "He has defunded our education system. He has defunded our transportation system. He's firing black women across this country. He's defunding our healthcare system. This president is absolutely out of control... Chicago is going to stand firm in protecting humanity."

All these headlines saying “Bondi Goes on the Attack.” Really? She wasn’t in the octagon, she’s a public servant who was at an oversight hearing. Her job was to answer questions. She refused to do her job. Stop glamorizing and whitewashing this moronic, performative bullshit.

Schiff: This is supposed to be an oversight hearing when dozens of prosecutors have been fired simply because they worked on cases investigating the former president. Bondi: What about the fires in California? Are the riots in LA serious?

lol this entire era of politics has proven to me that rules are indeed fake

no stream tonight, I’m a lil bit sick :( here’s a Heater and I’ll see y’all on Thursday

It’s always far better to decide what you will do in a given circumstance before that situation occurs. When you opt to decide when and if it happens, your behavior will rarely be a conscious choice. It becomes a rapid, unconscious default to fear. And that won’t be what you would have wanted.

Sounds like Republicans ought to get all the Republicans who form the Republican majorities in the Republican-led House and the Republican-led Senate together to pass the budget that Republicans wrote with the Republican White House and that Republicans now insist absolutely must be passed.

“everyone is twelve now” theory

It really is staggering to see so many people willing to abandon our 249 year experiment in democracy for an increasingly unstable criminally convicted reality show charlatan.

NBC, CBS, ABC, Wall Street Journal, Fox, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and a host of other collaborators are responsible for bringing fascism to America

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

Either you're against fascism, or you're foolish enough to believe it won't come for you.

I think we are well past the point where future historians look at us and say that civil war could not be averted.

A haunted house but instead of ghosts, it's just a bunch of baby boomers asking why you haven't bought a house yet.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. trib.al/9Sxu9IN

Saying good night early. Very concerned about stuff going on around our country. Asking everyone to be aware & stay safe. Busy week ahead. Get some good sleep. Love & hugs from my family 💤💙💤

This is where we're at. Please, please share this. If we can organize to help each other thru the perils of a general strike then we can really put a hurt on the rich bastards.

I remember I could sleep at night knowing the President was sane and had the American people best interest

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

we hit 2 billion posts today! 🥳

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson: "Private establishments can partner with us to make it clear that private property is private property and ICE cannot enter establishments without a valid warrant ... If Congress will not check this administration, then Chicago will."

Idiocracy was unrealistic only because we got dumber quicker than the movie anticipated

I took this photo on a quiet afternoon, thinking it was just another happy memory. I didn’t know it would become the photo I’d use to fight for her life.It breaks me to think how quickly joy can turn into fear. Ughhh, life… 😩 #dogs #dogsofbluesky

You're either with ICE or with humanity and democracy. Choose.

BREAKING: An FBI agent has been fired for refusing to arrest and perp walk James Comey. HERO.

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From her lifetime of pioneering work with chimpanzees to her tireless advocacy for the environment... Jane Goodall was a one-of-a-kind treasure to the world! I was lucky enough to be able to thank her personally when our paths crossed not long ago. Thanks again, Ms. Goodall. You will be missed. ♥️

"If they can arrest James Comey, they can definitely arrest Google CEO Sundar Pichai. But the rest of us now have to live in a country that is much closer to oligarchy, thanks in large part to the quiescence of the tech bros who fashion themselves as defenders of free speech." — @lizdye.bsky.social

Today, I'm signing legislation to safeguard our elections and the voice of every voter. It's now illegal to use contests or payments to get people to register to vote. And in the 2026 election, voters have the chance to repeal our state's ban on the public financing of elections.

Yesterday, we asked Illinois residents to contact their elected officials to ask them to stand up to ICE and join us for a press conference at Broadview this Friday morning. Guess what? It’s working. An alderperson just called me to let me know a constituent emailed her and she will be attending.

Welcome to Heaven, Dr. Jane Goodall. You made the world a better place.

KIMMEL: “That sonofabitch… I never imagined we’d have a president like this, and I hope we never have another president like this again… celebrating hundreds of Americans losing their jobs - he took pleasure in that. The opposite of what a leader is supposed to be.”

What a nice idea…temp doggies looking for permanent positions! wapo.st/48D53QP

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

Coco needs bilateral TECA surgery (on both ears). It’s the only permanent way to stop the chronic pain she’s been fighting for over a year. Without this surgery, she’ll keep suffering every single day. The other option on the table putting her down is not an option I can live with. 💔Coco is only 2 😭

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Priorities.

This current American presidential administration is run by people who are quite obviously mentally ill, and we need to start talking about that.

Hakeem Jeffries is just… such a loser.

Protests matter, your dollars matter, everything matters, resistance works.

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South Park isn't just a cartoon anymore; it's now a documentary.

Starbucks unions are practicing picketing as the company abuses its workers and denies them a fair contract. This is your reminder to not cross a picket line and support workers! NO CONTRACT, NO COFFEE.

Kristi Noem couldn’t get to Twitter fast enough to use the Dallas ICE shooting for political points. But local news now says it was detainees who were shot — not ICE agents. She played politics, and three human beings are dead. We need an investigation into how this happened now!

I'm not sure what's going on, but this year's freshman class is giving me ... what was that word ... hope? They're energized and excited, they're doing the reading and doing it well, they're asking great questions and offering smart answers too. Is this just me or are others seeing it?

If the ICE shootings were committed by our side, the ammo would have looked like this..

I have no idea who shot at the ICE facility or why, & hard to trust this FBI director. Murder is always inexcusable. Now, the idea that people are mad at ICE because of ‘Democrats’ rhetoric’ & not because of daily videos of masked ICE agents assaulting people, including citizens, is for the birds.