Not that you should be surprised, but still taking deposits and delivering nothing… www.pcmag.com/news/trump-m...

After a rousing driveway ball chasing session, parking on top of an air conditioning vent feels pretty good!

The defeat of Victor Orban in Hungary is a sad day for those of us who hate democracy and love Vladimir Putin.

Buh-bye! See you in November!

Cartoon by Gábor Pápai, a well-known Hungarian political cartoonist.

1/21/2029:

Andy Borowitz with a scoop! open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Asked about the highly classified system, Trump said, “Great stuff - I’ve got the plans piled in the hallway shower at Mar-a-Lago.” www.thetimes.com/article/7951...

I not Jeffrey victim - I Donald victim! www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽

US news media should be able to be at least as forthright as the Brits…

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As I’m in London right now, quite appropriate!

So I was reading an article about recovery of the two downed pilots when this quote from the Stable Genius appeared…

Just throwing this out there: London in a one-pic nutshell:

The Art of War, Crayola version: open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

So I’m visiting London and just got out of the “ABBA Voyage” show, which is a completely synthetic version of ABBA featuring the group as they were in their heyday - apparently live on stage. It is STUNNINGLY good, and I have no idea how they did it. I’m going to start research! 🤷‍♂️

I suspect Bruce would be delighted to have a MAGA-free crowd… Trump calls Bruce Springsteen a ‘dried up prune,’ urges MAGA boycott www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...

Trump attends Supreme Court hearing on birthright citizenship … wapo.st/4v4PdaC

Is this on-brand for the Trump Maladministration or what?

We would be SO much better off: open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Gee, I dunno - maybe reinstate the JCPOA agreement Trump arbitrarily trashed during his first term? apple.news/A38CxcwyqQ9i...

Using racists and segregationists for legal support seems pretty on-brand for the Trump Maladministration… wapo.st/41ynLnZ

How’s that MAGA Peace Presidenty thing working out for you, gullible cultists? wapo.st/47opeRm

He is destroying The United States! FDT!

How’s that MAGA Peace Presidenty thing working out for you, gullible cultists? wapo.st/47opeRm

So I bought a crocheted teddy bear on Etsy from a woman who lives in moderately rural Ukraine. I told we’d been at a No Kings rally. Her response:

Greetings from No Kings in tiny little Pittsboro, NC!

Seems on-brand… share.google/Anh68dkau9u3...

Wordle 1,742 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Shazam!

Just makes ya proud, really - Trump is the worst. Europe ‘should prepare for scenario’ where US makes deal with Russia www.thetimes.com/article/5843...

Aaargh… Senate Approves Funding for Most of DHS, Moving to End Airport Crisis - The Wall Street Journal

This is going to make MAGA cranky... turns out San Francisco isn't such a dystopian hellhole after all! www.afar.com/magazine/hap...

Poor kid, lol. 😂 #MAGA

Alas, it’s entirely believable that Sundown Gramps would have to be retrieved from the patio at 0200…

Wordle 1,739 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Another guess-thingy!

You know, I'm starting to think there may have been some downsides to the US electing the literal stupidest and most evil man in the world as President, twice.

All I can say in response, is that when you die, people will dance in the streets, some of whom haven't danced in years. Sales of champagne will go through the roof, like nobody's seen. Half your followers will deny ever voting for you. Yours will be the most peed-upon gravesite in human history.

Exactly. Trump belongs in prison, not the WH. He’s a horrible excuse for a human.

Got the Trump coin ready to go…

Wordle 1,735 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not so bad…!

Trump coin design approved…

This man is absolutely out of control, deluded and mentally ill beyond words. Its absolutely bizarre we are so numb to the level of batshit crazy involved here that is worsening on an hourly basis now. What are we doing here? How is this deranged lunatic still in control of a nuclear arsenal?

Projection… Nato making a foolish mistake on Iran, says Trump www.thetimes.com/article/02a1...

Dear World, Don’t help him. Oppose him. Defy him. Embarrass him. Arrest him, if you’d like. We’re not with him. Sincerely, Decent Americans

Gramps got confused again - time for another test? okmagazine.com/p/donald-tru...