I’m steadfast in the opinion that autism is the reason we have anything cool. You can’t tell me a neurotypical made a steam locomotive.

Can I still be liable if I make them sign a waiver before I sit on their face?

Would all of you notice a change in my way of typing? If I were replaced… would you know?

i am a princess i do not have time for ur maidenless behavior

"When I joined the Cule, we didn't have any fancy schmancy dildos and vibrators. We had sticks! Two sticks and a cock for the whole polycule... And we had to share the cock!" - Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson

I have no idea what post this is in reference to! (I have it blocked?)

I like soup.

How many hours have you wasted longing for what you’ve always had?

Oh, mother f-

Manifesting a moth girl Stellaris species portrait I like.

I wish I could do the Jimmy Neutron style Brain Blast℠ equivalent for banger posts.

I wouldn’t have so much trouble with chairs if I sat in them normally. HOWEVER, crisscross apple sauce.

What’s up with Apple’s iOS making the stupid I-beam cursor so useless? Like, if I drag it into place… LET IT FUCKING STAY WHERE I PUT IT. Then it inexplicably starts working after I complain about it…

I had a dream that @hombrebastardo.bsky.social went with me to the McDonald’s parking lot to fight two warriors of the Crane School. SCOM was breakdancing. A lion bit my forearm when I tried to get a drink and the cashier was mad that I didn’t know Pokémon types enough to use the payment system.

banger til shes mine

I have to figure out what kind of sheer outfit to wear for my girlfriends. I’ve never bought one!

get me to 2k so i can cum

Can someone take a shift watching my pet rock? I’m getting kind of tired…

I’d like to think I’m a reasonable woman, but you cannot convince me a cold Pepsi doesn’t taste better than a cold Coca-Cola. Your taste buds are just wrong.

do you get to the clown district very often ? oh what am i saying , of course you do

Why does brain keep purchasing tickets to the same wrong movie? Signed, I leap a picket fence.

You ever get the feeling someone’s fantasizing about sex with you and worse… imagining you as the bottom?

A thread of all the elected Democrats who've put out statements of support for trans people this week as Republicans manufacture a genocide: 🧵

Minecraft.

Charlie Kirk was a disgusting human being. I am glad that he is no longer alive. I am glad that he can no longer hurt other people. If I get banned for this, so be it.

Cute girls should hold me 🥰🥰🥰 Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

While you weren't looking, *seventeen* House Democrats just voted to strip basic rights from trans members of the military and helped the GOP pass their far-right version of the NDAA, similar to what we reported on. This is the most Dems voting for anti-trans legislation in Congress this year.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.

To the people that skip over me when liking reply threads: Why am I not good enough for you? Q_Q

Sex with me is like opening a bank account. I’ll have about 1-2% interest.

If I could shitpost, I’d fill every post with subliminal messages and hints at a grand scheme. ARG style memeing…

ara makes good music, buy it.

I should be courted like the princess I am, but I am surrounded by the meek and pathetic. Never you mind the rough and painful sex I’d have with you. We’ll never get to that part if you can’t form a sentence through all of your “I’m a bottom” emojis and memes.

It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.

a trans woman is worth uprooting your life over

Ara needs your help!

I am back early!!!

Last call to add me on Discord!!! If I come back after a month and you don’t like me anymore, I’ll be sad… Q_Q

How did I get by with this Bluesky? You censor my trans siblings, but not me? You can’t play favorites!

Men will also obsess over what makes them physically attractive. Whereas, I’d suck the soul out of a guy that just genuinely cared about my rights and societal acceptance…

This is really funny out of context!

I didn’t get to crash out!!!!! (You can’t tell, but I’m breaking many fragile things such as, but not limited to: plates, glasses, mugs, cheap furniture, and an old lamp that didn’t really work anyway.) Fuck ICE and the Bush it crawled out of. Trans rights are nonnegotiable!!

My name really messes with people… You can tell in emails when they go Miss (Blue’s last name) in an otherwise really upbeat and informal email. Like, “Good morning Miss (Blue’s last name), I saw your resume and would be happy to have you for a phone interview!”

Girl who drinks pickle juice and recoils from it… only to take another swig a second later. (She’s me, the girl is me.)

I have only two (2) days to come up with a banger… So, uhm… Hmmm… I have nothing!!!

plese enjoy long be

I figured it out!!!