Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

#nokings Blacksburg, VA

So it has begun

Democracy dies in AI Jeff Bezos' Washington Post Now Setting Readers' Subscription Prices With Uber-Style AI share.google/IgieQULiefN0...

Just a coincidence.

Kristi Noem is live on stage giving a speech in Nashville. Does she even know she’s been fired?

Last weekend. This weekend. @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

I would have hoped by now that some dude would have written an op Ed about how straight women’s reaction to Bad Bunny - a man at peace with himself, emoting publicly + queer culture - underscores that the Manosphere bros are performing heterosexuality for other men and have no idea what women like.

For Months, Tear Gas Has Entered Their Homes. Now They’re Suing ICE. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/c...

When elected officials ask the federal government to investigate pop music, satire becomes a public service. Respectfully, Letter below.

Jesus Christ.

This is horrifying www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

"What stayed with Amundson most, she said, was not the adrenaline of the moment but the realization that came while she was holding the agent’s head in her hands and keeping his airway open. “I was hit so hard with the fact that this man would not do this for me,” she said.'"

Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026

No worries, we have a new food pyramid to supercharge the results. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/w...

This is horrifying: Note that when ICE goons arrested SEIU CA President David Huerta in June, one sprayed pepper spray on his hand and rubbed it in Huerta's face after he was already knocked forcibly on the ground.

I guess we're all done with the first amendment?

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*

Any @roblox.com experts here? I'm trying to set up parental controls for my kids and failing miserably. It's claimed that 5 different credit cards (for my age verification) were denied. I called amex and they said it was not declined. I reached out to roblox support and have not head back.

“Hey, I’ve got an idea. How about we wait until Christmas Eve and tell them we found a million more documents?” “Yes! brilliant!” www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

This is 404 Media's @jasonkoebler.bsky.social waving at himself through a Flock camera; one of 60 we learned was left exposed to the open internet. Not only could anyone with a link livestream it, but some admin portals were open with no login credentials required. www.404media.co/flock-expose...

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

Maria Shriver, niece of JFK: He was a man interested in the arts, culture, education, language, history... It is beyond comprehension that the president has sought to rename this great memorial. C’mon my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny... It’s downright weird.

we just went through a months-long cultural project where people lost their jobs for speaking ill of a dead man's politics

"Let he who has not tried to sexually harass his student cast the first stone." *whooshing sound of thousands of rocks flying through the air*

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

I didn’t plan to break news. I just looked out the window. I was flying out of DCA and saw the East Wing being demolished. I took a photo, posted it, and by the time I landed, it was on CNN. It's wild how fast one moment can move — and how something so ordinary can make the world pay attention.

Porch bandit

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/f... Not the ready availability of high quality extentions?

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

Amazing CNN is not mentioning that age of father is peer reviewed in Nature as autism contributor. Cuba and Amish both are very young first time parents. Cuba 4th youngest parents in the world. I expect Trump not to know this but expect better from @cnn.com @megtirrell.bsky.social #autism

Earlier this year, ProPublica found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban. Here’s how we did our analysis. (Published Feb. 2025)

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The House Oversight Committee has released the documents it has obtained from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein. This includes a copy of the now infamous birthday book. Documents Here: bit.ly/47tqxPI

Then, when a company like Hyundai opens a mammoth manufacturing plant in Bryan County Ga, with all the suppliers following, they get rewarded with an ICE raid that puts 460 alleged undocumented workers in a detention camp.

Honestly this doesn't concern me as much as DOGE having all our data. At least China won't leave it on an insecure server. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/04/w...

Russia is circulating a meme mocking US soldiers from the Alaska meeting, after they were ordered to roll out a red carpet for Putin: 'US Army in movies vs US Army in real life'.

At any point did anyone stop and think "half the country is anti maga and if we do this we're going to alienate that customer base. Oh and there are a million copycat products people can buy instead."? I have two instant pots and if one dies I'll just move on to another brand.

Just put a pin in this. Mike Johnson..."I think 20 years is a pittance. I think she should serve a life sentence at least." That will be a fun memory when he stands behind Trump at the signing ceremony for her pardon. youtu.be/ywPk42HsqfM?...

i’m not going to accept any statement on the “steep environmental cost” of air conditioning while countries are backtracking on their climate goals to keep powering AI

#starlink #starlinkdown