Hey trans friends? Get off the Internet today. Truly. Go eat something yummy and do something that brings you joy

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

a single tomahawk cruise missile is about 9 to 15 penises and is only usable once a single F-35 is 550 to 727 penises

Fuck all of this. Im tired of CIsHetro people telling me “they’ll never do that”, like are you fucking blind??? Yes they will, they’re literally bragging about the fact that no one has a fucking spine to stop them!

If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.

You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls

very cool to watch politicians debate over our rights while feeling powerless to do anything about it

I did my girl shot. Was I a good girl?

as a person with adult children who still speak to me, have you tried treating your kids like people rather than property?

I got called a cute puppy by a cute woman at Trader Joe’s. We locked eyes, and she points at my trans pin and does the point to her and back to me… I nod and we share a look, as she pulls her collar out of her oversized hoodie. 🤣 I may not feel great, but today’s just a great day.

Oh my god. This older (like late 60s) lesbian couple (both very tall femmes, like 6ft 3in tall, taller than me) at Costco were being all cute. One of them couldn’t find the other and she literally did a “cuckoo” and the other replied “cuckoooo”. It was just very cute, overwhelming and emotional…

Do not give a social media company your whole contact list for fucks sake.

www.them.us/story/pornhu... People can't get enough of lesbians, transgender people, and femboys in their porn... We continue to be a fetish people seek out, while also attempting to eradicate us from this earth.

I am looking to commission turning a friend into a commander card from Magic the Gathering so I can turn it into a 3D printed lithopane for a Secret Santa. I am looking to commission someone on very short notice to draw/make this art for me, I can turn it into a lithopane for 3D printing.

T4T lesbian sex just hits different. Thats the tweet, send it!

Every so often I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirrored surface and notice my boobs and the euphoria is palpable. I am finally excited about the way my body looks!

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

The soup is fucking amazing.

I'm so lucky... I've got a beautiful woman who I get to call my girlfriend in my kitchen making me soup, and telling me to sit down and let her take care of me!

“One of the misconceptions about autistic people is we take things literally” #KiwiPyCon

Also if your wheel wells are taller than a Toyota Corolla, straight to the crusher truck.

Why is it that in Spotify I can’t see a list of all songs that an artist has released?! Just popular or discography, but I want to see individual songs.

Good evening, lesbians!

"uhh what do you got going on here?” I am wearing my collar and the TSA agent looked so confused and with horror at it… he then treated it like a toxic object after he asked me to take it off so it could get scanned. My girlfriend who was behind me, and I are laughing our asses off about it.

Fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk this one hurts.

He wants to replace them all with his children instead…

trans women: "idk why I feel so stressed and anxious and sad and irritable all the time it must be my hrt dose..." me: "when did you last eat" trans women: "i ate a third of a banana 2 days ago so ive been doing pretty good i think. it's probably progesterone that's messing me up"

I dropped my girlfriend off at her girlfriend’s place and watched the two of them embrace and kiss after being apart for a long time and it made my heart so full and happy! Polyamory is so amazing and my metamours are great! I feel so incredibly lucky I met my girlfriend.

Great... just soooo great. Fingers crossed my flight out to Seattle tomorrow is not cancelled, or that I don't get stuck in Seattle (although, that'd be with my girlfriend, so it wouldn't be all bad...)

I have officially shrunk half an inch since the last time I was measured. I am now officially 6ft2in!!!! I’ve gone down a whole inch in the last two years!

Brianna Wu posted a non-apology apology directed ONLY at trans women... and even then it doesn't even begin to acknowledge the hurt and pain she has caused. I really wish she didn't get the recognition that she did due to gamer gate.

I hate how missing one day of progesterone just fucks up my whole day.

My meta wrote an amazingly sapphic fantasy hero book and she’s been trying to have it published. Anyone know any publishers they would recommend? I was hooked by page 10… and had trouble putting it down.

slack??? oh you mean ciscord

Polyamory is so fucking beautiful and it makes me so happy.

I didn't really pay much attention to when I finally got my taxes filed, but the US Gov't owes me money and off course while they are shut down they are not issuing refunds.

I wanna talk too…

Estrogen is a cruel mistress. On the one hand, boobs, on the other, perpetually being cold. I'll take the boobs though, 100% all the time, and deal with being cold.

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

Too many people who are very close to me are now following me here… do those people know the horny posting will continue?

okay gang i figured out how to make git work including the auto deployment of pghrt.diy meaning that now it's as easy as a click of a button to publish an edit. happy to say to all software engineers who were mad at me that i get it now. it's very satisfying. plus version control actually did help.

I’m sooooooo fucking gayyyyyyy.

The whole circumcision discussion is so fucking disappointing. I am not circumcised yet I am autistic, so must just have been the acetaminophen… 😝 Jokes aside, I don’t think babies should be circumcised. Even for religious purposes. Why risk lifelong complications with a unnecessary surgery.

I struggle with similar thoughts very often. Stupid brain worms.

I have to remind my friends that I love them and want them in my life all the time because they make similar jokes.

Time to take my progesterone… and get real horny.

I wish she were here, cuddled up next to me.