"The Dow is over 50,000!" Yeah, my electric bill is 30% higher, my food costs are 20% higher, my rent went up 15% and my wages have been stagnant for years.. But please, keep telling me how great things are... for your wealth friends. 1 piece of chicken 1 Tortilla 1 piece of Broccoli 1 other item.

When you’ve seen the polling

Extra post: New Cartoon——Minneapolis Victory!

Mentally I am already arguing about the batting order.

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Republicans are about to shut down FEMA, the Coast Guard and TSA in a few hours. Instead of getting ICE under control this guy is having another meltdown online. We will never let you steal the midterm election.

You might think that the inhumane conditions at America's concentration camps is because of this administration's usual lazy incompetence, but, no, it's because of this administration's usual vicious cruelty.

🚨 SHOUT OUT ARIZONA🚨 HEY Y'all ICE BARBIE out here in the desert thinking we have all this voter fraud cuz you are living in houseboats Earlier she's upset about losing her blanket on her $70 million jet & fired & rehired her pilot This dog killer has got to go & her lover boy Corey

The Sealed Specters #ChasedMeInTheDark

#ChasedMeInTheDark: a term used by those whose wrongdoings have been discovered in the Epstein Files despite heavy redactions.

My conscience #ChasedMeInTheDark recesses of my mind demanding to know why I keep posting jokes to hashtag games I just smiled and... tapped post

The Blair Witch #ChasedMeInTheDark basement. Would it have killed you to buy a damn light bulb?

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In a jaw-dropping post, Trump vowed to impose new voter ID requirements ahead of the midterm elections “whether approved by Congress or not.” Yes, you read that correctly. Not pass a law. Not persuade lawmakers. Just… do it.

STOP! Hammock time! #catsofbluesky

Frost: We just can't trust them to investigate themselves because they've shown us time and time and again that they're not interested in justice and they're interested in covering their own asses from the Epstein investigation to ICE and DHS

Kira just walked into the back room with a (very dead) mouse in her jaws. Judging from its condition, it was already dead when she found it, and she was treating it as a toy. It has been removed from the premises. She is sad.

'Cause it's haunted www.cnn.com/2026/02/13/s...

There are so many fucked up things with the current administration that it's hard to focus on one but this recent move is basically a death sentence for the planet. I've been involved with more boots on the ground actions over the years than I can count and this really bums me out.

Let's do it and see. Bring it on. The biggest threat we've ever faced is squatting and shitting in the White House NOW.

Trying to order 70 tickets to Astros vs. Cubs on 5/22, 76 tickets to Dodgers vs. Brewers on 5/23, and 64 tickets to Twins vs. White Sox on 5/25. My newsletter readers are carrying MLB financially today!!! 🫡🫡🫡

Frost: When the people can't trust their government, that is the sign of a backsliding democracy. And it's part of the reason why people like Kristi Noem should not be in these positions anymore.

Sleep tight lovely people!

Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.

Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.

The curling champs #ChasedMeInTheDark, but were easily avoided. #SpookyTags #HashtagGame @calendargirlbot.bsky.social @spookytags.bsky.social

Italian Alpine Skier Federica Brignone: - 35 years old - In her fifth Olympics - Broke her leg *less than a year ago* - Just won her first career Olympic gold medal, in her home country. SPORTS ARE GREAT

The SAVE Act is an election power grab that could block millions of eligible voters. Let’s be clear: we’ve already seen U.S. citizens detained by ICE despite having proof of citizenship. Now we’re supposed to trust this same government to police paperwork at the ballot box? tinyurl.com/yhwj7b77

Happy Friday! We made it through the week! I had appointments this morning so here is the second place coffee shop vote-getter from yesterday's sunrise, this time looking south. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!

Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.

Those meddling kids #ChasedMeInTheDark #SpookyTags #HashtagGame @calendargirlbot.bsky.social @spookytags.bsky.social

Spooky #ChasedMeInTheDark

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Batman #ChasedMeInTheDark

A vampire #ChasedMeInTheDark. I let her catch me.

That giant gob of bubble gum that fell from the sky #ChasedMeInTheDark #SpookyTags #HashtagGame @calendargirlbot.bsky.social @spookytags.bsky.social

Dancing zombies #ChasedMeInTheDark #SpookyTags #HashtagGame @calendargirlbot.bsky.social @spookytags.bsky.social

#ChasedMeInTheDark is this week's #SpookyTags #HashtagGame ! PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️

Jenny Was a Friend of Mine Have You Seen Her #NoEffort (kinda) #MissingFriendsASongOrPoem #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame

Gone Daddy Gone #MissingFriendsASongOrPoem #NoEffort #HashTagGames youtu.be/oHMJE0rcb8M?...

You know you can just say "sus," right? Oh, and your spelling of "skeptical" is a bit "scetchy".🦉💢 #WhatMakesMeSceptical #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame

Tonight’s Adventures in Cocktails with Andrew is a Caipiroska 43 - a sweet combo of vodka, Licor 43, and muddled limes. Tastes like key lime pie as a drink! Watching the men’s 10k ski race. Recipe below! 🍽️🍴🍸🧶

Last tweet on this but I don’t think even today we truly appreciate the damage this single man has done to our country and society. He may not have the direct body count of a Hitler and Stalin but he has almost single-handedly destroyed a superpower.

"Conway struck [an] urgent tone: 'We are facing a president who does not care about the rule of law …. He has to go. We cannot last three more years of this. It’s either him or us. It’s America or Trump.”

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Now is the time to prepare for the next election. Verify your voter registration status. Get your real id, get a new birth certificate. Ladies get a new certified copy of your marriage license if you have your spouse’s name. Help your family members, neighbors & friends. 💙💙💙 go.bsky.app/JusVyFK

#WhatMakesMeSceptical A good source of 7 vitamins and minerals. A good source.

#WhatImNotAwareOf Is the wolf inside me.